*wakes you up*

Got it, kill her and eat her, it's what she wants I guess.

How the absolute fuck did you notice that pizza box? I’m in such utter awe, never would I have noticed such a thing if not for your comment.

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Bro

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Its the /fat/s in the room. Actually just kind of a detailed oriented person myself and I saw it.

Attn to detail: max.
I didn't even see the box, that's gross to sit on garbage like that.
Also, goodbye grilled chicken and hello full bowls of BBBBRAAAAAAAPPPPPP

my fucking dick.

The nerve of this bitch to tell me I can't have grilled chicken, nobody is making her eat it, I'll just make this retard some eggs or something.
Can't imagine the mouth on these thots.

Brap confirmed

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>not just completely disregarding anything she says
>not just fucking her stupid while eating chicken and broccoli
[chad.gif]

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BRAAAAAP

Lawd

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Would unironically pick her

...and she would leave you because of it.

>goes back to sleep for my 8 hour sleep muscle rest

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begone thot

haha, what? How do you not notice going from top to bottom on that girl?

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Selective Attention Blindness. I didn't see it either.

Here.

youtube.com/watch?v=vJG698U2Mvo

is there a more updated version of this test? I already know the whole monkey thing walking in during the whole thing

probs breh? I'm not Alexa.

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Because I’m staring at her entire sexually enticing body instead of the extraneous surroundings?

sorry, i only asked out of curiosity. I tried looking it up before i posted and the same exact test comes up just with a more higher quality video

there's only one box I care about

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apology accepted.

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maybe im just extremely anal with detail or something. As soon as i got down to her vag i saw the corner of the box and was wondering wtf it was.

grilled chicken for one tonight, i guess

Idk man I was just glazing her over thinking about fucking her, maybe it’s just an incel habit of mine.

At least my chicken has breasts, fuck off thottie.

none can resist Duane the pussy destroyer

Sure, wanna have breakfast before packing your things ?

Fucking hell ive seen this gif so many times but this post got me good.

You don't have to be autistic about your diet if you aren't natty.

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Underrated. This needs a brap edit

offer to eat ass as my new diet

>Alright take a nice whiff user, then we can go get some Auntie Anne's pretzel with extra cheese dip for you.

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I want to smell her ass
It will be my goal in life
To sniff girl's ass holes

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based /fat/ poster

Google is unhelpful and tineye has 1 result. Who the fuck is this?

BRRAAAAAP BRRRRRAAAP BRRAP BRAP THHOOF THOOF THOOF BRRRAP BRAP BRAAP THOOF BRRRRRRT

So did you intentionally write a haiku about smelling womens assholes or was it pure coincidence?

Best thread on Jow Forums tonight

>neck tattoo

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>tfw you tell a bitch to go in the doggy style position
>tfw when their asshole stinks

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...are...are you sitting on a fucking pizza box. The fucks wrong with you

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Cause I'm dreaming of the BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPppppppppp__ppp__pp

What possibly compelled you to make this thread, OP?

Just breath through your mouth in those situations

Cause thats what you would pay attention to you fucking faggot.

whats the point of trying that hard if you're natty tho really?

these two posts makes this thread a fucking

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>pussy on a pizza box
sounds like a when when

Just stick your finger in her butt no?