Go on another tinder date

>go on tinder date
>everything is great, we make out and i drop her home
>next day she messages me asking how i was doing
>1 day later I ask her out again
>she can't
>message her again 2 days after
>barely answers, finally no answer

how the fuck do bitches work Jow Forums?

I don't know how much longer i can handle it

Is that a French loaf under her arm?

Timder pussy is like going to an apple orchard and only getting to keep the apple cores

Tinder is for fucking not dating bruv, ya blew it by not slippin her the ol chap.

He found someone better the next day, wake up

>18
if she's lying that's pathetic but if she isn't then it's even sadder tbqh

OP maybe if you met girls IRL like a normal person and not on a phone app you wouldnt hve this problem autist

That was my current gf

Fucking crybabies.

In my area, every woman falls under two of the following categories:
>ugly
>obese
>has niglet(s) at home

>meet girl off tinder
>35lbs heavier than pics
>go along with it an fug on second date for slampiggery
got the line “I was hoping this would become a relationship” DROPPED

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> had tinder for 4 years
> been on one (1) tinder date total
> was a couple months ago
> been seeing her about every weekend since
> struggle to find time for my other girls
> because tinder girl is very enjoyable

Went from one match a week to like 4-5 matches a day with new fit pics after lifting a couple years. You guys would laugh at my physique but the pics are non-autistic non-mirror shots etc, all taken by my sister on vacation in caribbia and the girls are mirin

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Pls give funny openers

are you an archealleoieagisest?

>tfw met a virgin and now she’s my personal fuck slave
>she wants me to be exclusive
>tell her sure
>I still meet others
devilish.tar.gz

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you aren't living properly and you will suffer because of it
grow up

are you a white guy living in japan or what?

>Recommend Anna to a friend.
I recommend her Anna Rexia

Chang in asia.
I know I’m fucked in the head, but she’s the first tinder thot I’m lying to, the rest are completely aware I meet others, and some even willingly ask to join for 3somes because they don’t want to be left out.
I’m still a sick pervert though
>fingering in the movies
>sex in fitting rooms
>blowjobs at stoplights
>enabling cuckolds/cheating whores
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Forgot the image.
I hope I burn out soon enough, ciao boys some slut is about to arrive.

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then why are you chatting with them in english?

>go on tinder date
>girl said she thought I would be 5 feet based on my pictures and laughs
>I'm 5"10
>says most guys who look like they work out are short
>want more info than that
>ask her several more times through out date to uncomfortable levels
>dont even offer to go back to my place, head straight home and delete all photos of me

I think the culprit was I one where I was slouching at a bar in a booth making me look short and it was the only group photo I had

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Most of the time they're uglier, and the same goes for personality.

I swear like 90% of tinder bitches have the personality of a video game NPC.

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>tfw i pretend im some graphic design student in college who just smokes weed, paints and sometimes workout
>tfw actually in med school
>fwb i met from tinder finds out after we bump into each other at uni and sees me with other med students
>starts texting me all day
>wants to get serious with me
dumb ass psychology major. fuck off

>I swear like 90% of tinder bitches have the personality of a video game NPC.
Hi, I like wine and travel! They're comfy to drink and go on!

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>feelio when optometry student and don't get those feels because I'm ugly as a wet rat

Why would you pretend to be a art school stoner when you are in med school?

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I take my work seriously. so I Have this bad habit of going into lecture mode when I start talking about what im working on. Which makes me a bore.

So, what do you talk about instead when you are a "graphic design student who just smokes weed"

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I just want you to know that I appreciated that post.

Kek

im genuinely curious, post body

I copy this guy youtube.com/watch?v=vVFasyCvEOg

>meet tinder thot #15 since last September on Friday
>we fuck 4 times that night and again in the morning, made her cum several times
>kisses me goodbye and tells me later she wasn't just looking for a one time thing
>1 of only 2 girls among this group I would actually date
>barely texts me and I can feel her slipping away

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This if no body pic they are always fat.

Fucking lost it

I really want to go back to the days where giving it away for free BEFORE you wanna date someone was considered being a slut.

It’s ok man maybe you will learn someday, I did ;-;

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU CHAD!!!!

I feel ya but at the same time I really appreciate a girl who makes it easy on me, unless a girl is a virgin she's just wasting your time if she doesn't give it up quick.

Yeah how the fuck am I supposed to raise a daughter in a society that shames slut shaming?

Gross man wtf
How was it?

oh I love that line how i giggle as i text "oh well I'm not really ready for a commitment"

This is a good post

Chatted with a girl for two days. Asked her out on a date and she hasn't sent a message since (and neither have I). Guess this means she just doesn't want to go out with me? She is a pretty homely and looking girl with no snapchat or instagram, got a shy vibe too.

either she just wanted attention
or some other guy better then you ( in her mind) asked her out also.

That’s one of the worst tinder pics I’ve ever seen

Post tinder pics

>Get tons of matches
>Way better looking in real life
Wish I could take a proper picture so I could just tell them to come over

>she

>pull up to tinder dates house
>call her say im outside
>she sounds cute on the phone
>look at myself in rear view mirror making sure i look good
>she gets in the car
>not as good as in the pictures
>fooled by the angle jew again
>pretend to enjoy myself for the next few hours

alternatively:

>match with a super hot girl
>you can tell shes hot irl, no angles, no snapchat filters
>likes the same bands as you
>is exactly your type
>sends you two messages and then stops responding

I FUCKING HATE TINDER

>tfw no sister to take pics of me while on vacation n the caribbia

FUCK MY GODDAMN LIFE I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

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This, assume she’s a landwhale unless there is actual photographic evidence proving otherwise, even then I’m sure a lot of fatties aren’t above using the liquify tool in photoshop to magic away 20lbs here and there, I just matched with someone this morning, I’m in a dilemma, she has a pretty enough face but none of her photos show anything below the shoulders, the fact of the mater is at this point I can almost guarantee she’s at least 150 lbs

Hey Annon, I promise I’m not an industry shill but I am a professional photographer/videographer, just trust me, shop around for a cheap mini session, it’s our job to make you look good, just trust me, people buy mini sessions and full shoots for “””””social media profiles”””””” all the time, more often women than men buy the men who do who I’ve bumped into since have admitted to a significant success increase, if all women have to judge you buy is a photo you at least want it to be a good one, think of it as an investment, it’ll cost as much as and take as long as a date, and once you use the pics it’s basically impossible to not match with more high quality women, the same goes for all of y’all, trust me

I've been told by a couple of Tinder girls they were pleasantly surprised when they meet me in person
>feelsneutralman

Oui

I had a quick google then and all that came up in my region was family photograph for $700 AUD. Any advice on how to find photographers who want to work with ugly guys taking solo photos for cheap?

>Live in a small town
>Can't use Tinder because literally everyone know me

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that just increases your chances of fucking some qt you might already know but are too beta to talk to irl

What did he mean by this?

>Ugly
I don’t think I’m particularly attractive, but I’ve sad several photographer friends offer to hook me up with some pics for tinder. I’m extremely insecure and photo shy so I always turn them down, but that’s probably the same reason they offer.

>have long term qt gf
>she's super nice
>cute, could afford to lose a few pounds
>friends and parents all like her
>never tries to stop me being me
>was super supportive when i chose to become Jow Forums

>have deep dark desire to bang sloots
>tinder seems like fish in a barrel
>really want to man hoe around

am i scum brehs?

She got what she wanted, you have nothing to be proud of

Get your girl different lingerie and costumes, you can have many partners in one. You must rediscover a child like sense of play and imagination.

No, you're only scum if you lie and cheat. Monogamy isn't natural at all. We just either decide to put up with it for the benefits or live in a more natural sexual situation but also, generally, alone. You can thank outdated agrarian, Abrahamic societal norms for the erosion of marage and the silent turmoil most monogamous couples live in. A big enough hammer can get the square peg into the round hole but it will be cramped inside.

I've been on and off dating sites for probably around 5-6 years now. Everytime I return, the same people are there with the same pictures. It's like...shouldn't you have new pictures to show how old and fat you've gotten? It should be a rule to update them.

Everyone in your small town is fucking each other and lmaoing at you for not being on there

JP wave 5 was solid

Don't do it, you'll end up turning that super nice qt girl into a damaged, deranged whore.

Sticky this post

Thai/flip girls are easy pickings, not something to brag about.

the square peg is a good analogy

it's just
>it opens up the possibility of finding something better
>there's no guarantee I'll find something better

when we go to bed i barely even want to have sex with her anymore

At least you getting matches on Tinder. I hate my life

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When I got with my first girlfriend I always thought I could do better. I made an analogy to my job. I like this job but if something better came along I would definitely give it consideration. Cut to a few weeks later she breaks up with me and I'm devastated. I still miss her and think about her to this day. That was I think 4 years ago at this point now.

Idk user, I feel like most of the time when I'm with some girl that's into I have this voice nagging at me telling me I could do better. The girls I fall head over heels for are the ones I can't have because of some external factor. I'm not sure where it comes from or why it's there. Insecurity? Narcissism? I have no idea, but I miss her lots

The crazy thing is I can actually imagine someone on Jow Forums absolutely blowing their chance with a girl and going autist mode because their height got questioned.

>meet a couple girls from tinder
>they tell me i'm more attractive than in my pictures
i'm actually pretty photogenic so dunno whats up

lucky bastard

THIS
Even though you are retarded and cannot realize what gold you've got in your hands, DO NOT degenerate her into another skank. Just go ahead and dump her and make her love starved, it only makes it easier for actual Chads to pick her up and breed a family with her.

Nice man!

Wish there was a platform to share this kind of shit.

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>tfw your mindset was shaped by 500-1000 year old adventure stories and poetry and you can't comprehend basic personal intimacy
>tfw even if you find a woman that you care deeply about you don't think you'd know what to do about it

Chretien de Troyes is fucking my life up.

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You probably seemed too desperate or she found someone better than you in those few days. If you can't keep interesting text messages going, just ignore and say you're busy until you can setup another date again. Not the best idea but way better than sending her pussy insecure messages that will scare her away

all my tinder dates were better looking than their photos and very nice
maybe you guys are just gay

Tinder girls are basically the NPCs of life.
>I love dogs! Feed me pizza! My favorite hobby is napping!
You don't need this in your life.

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Maybe try a local college or uni? Ring and ask for a small, single photo shoot and see if they can fit you in around other clients?

Tinder is shit anyway, as is most online dating. Youll have more fun and genuine interactions irl

>legit surprised by this

this. seriously. im so sick of seeing self-deprecating pizza netflix winemom-tier humor.

Monogamy isnt natural? It exists across the animal kingdom, even if it wasnt, neither is shitposting but we do unnatural things because theyre better than being a retard living on instinct