ITT: secrets Jow Forums never told you

>last year
>be Jow Forums 29 year old virgin
>look good but social retard (and also never went out much)
>out of options
>decide to get a sugar baby
>18-24 girls super demanding with money
>switch the scale to women 38-50
>match with them
>I picked the best ones
>they wanted ME
>they competed for ME
>they want to pay ME
>they paid ME
>banged a lot of them, always telling each one I was a virgin (even though I wasn't at that point) to help explain my lack of experience
>now confident as fuck, it shows, and couldn't give a fuck if a girl rejects my advances when there are 10 more that could take her place

tl;dr go for the older, hot women to get experience if you lack it, they want young blood

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had a sugar momma already when I was DYEL
never intended it to be long term, want a wife and kids
I wonder if this makes me a shitty person using her for pussy and money

ITT.
30 year old who calls himself 29 so people dont make fun of him.

>I wonder if this makes me a shitty person using her for pussy and money
NOPE

She would have done the same if you switched roles.

i totally would if I didn't have a small dick, man. can't go after cougars with a small dingaling

THAT 35 YEAR OLD AT THE GYM

IMO, it's morally grey, neither good nor bad. Basically her money for your body is the unspoken arrangement. I wouldn't beat myself up user.

How much, generally, do they pay you?

A-asking for a friend.

Tinder?

Kinda sick of chasing thots my age who lose interest after 1 message (t. 22)

it's more like you get presents all the time
what you're looking for is prostitution

What? No, sugar dating sites. I use the biggest one.

I still say 28 when talking to girls

It was just a poorly worded question. I'm well aware that they don't give x amount of cash per fuck, but I'm interested to what type of presents and other things you receive.

I imagine male prostitution would be terrible when most women already get dick on demand, even if they are getting older.

she bought me lots of clothes/shoes
she paid for all the food, drinks, vacations
she was about to put me on her family plan and buy me a new iPhone but I had to tell her to cut that shit out

How old are you and how old was she?

>You're in some field right

You're selling it, although I probably would limit the range up to only the mid 40s at this point.

What are they expecting from you? Surely they don't believe they can make you into a life long partner. Seems like an awkward situation.

I'm late 20's, she has kids that are graduating college soon, there's at least a 20 year gap
I think she's mentioned that she had her twins when she was 18 or so
honestly never asked her age, never gave her much attention
she's only had 1 sexual partner, her ex-husband
was a church girl
she did think we could get married for some reason, even after I repeatedly told her it wouldn't happen
she's still head over heels for me

Does it ever feel like you're dating your mom or you dont feel that way

How does one go about getting one?
Asking for a friend...

Older women like me a lot more than younger. Still haven't been with one though. Any tips?

holy fuck I NEED this

I was always in command, so it never felt like a mother-son thing
I don't know what a typical cougar-cub relationship is supposed to be like though

>tfw currently 26 year old kissless virgin
>skinny but have large penis
>feel like my only option would be to get an older woman cougar or get into porn

What site please

Also do you ever worry about somebody recognizing you

I date sugar mommas sometimes for the sole purpose of gently holding their wide hips and suckling on their tits

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How

Suburban white moms are always willing when their cuck husbands are at work. Lift and just offer to do local community jobs like mowing lawns and shit. I do it because of the spare time, I like cleaning and I get mires. Eventually they make small talk and you just charm them and stuff. Tell them you're dating someone but not seriously and that gets them tingling. Next thing you know you're in the action.
If you're not from a suburban neighborhood, local recently divorced mommies are ALWAYS willing and they will pay you with that sweet child support money they get from their poor ex husbands

Definitely seekingarrangment