Do you lift for girls?

the only thing that has made a noticeable improvement with girls was getting a nice haircut.
lifting...a little. get ass slaps..a few mires.
fresh hair is a panty dropper.

yea but 99% of the population is straight

This. Homos are disproportionately over represented among pedos.

I seriously hope you two are joking

Are you fucking retarded?

Speaking of humor, does anyone have an image of "On all levels except physical, I am zyzz" and the bottom panel is a sauna and the subtitle is "[Dies]"? I lost my folder and I miss that one.

Actually, we're up to around 11% of the US population *openly* identifying as LGBT.
Key word being openly.
Pew did a study and found that only 28% of bisexual people are open about it, and that bisexual people are a majority of the LGB community.

>99% of the population is straight
not counting Jow Forums of course

We all lift, but most don't do it for girls

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Bi isn't a thing. Theyre just fags who lack the balls to admit they're mentally ill degenerates

>convicted
Gays might just be bad at crime, user. You don't know.
>I can't reach any further, gaybros; sorry.

Imagine actually thinking this.
I feel bad, now.
I feel bad for you, user.

>surveys a gay bar
>"see, everyone's actually gay"

I do, but I've been pulling girl since forever, and I've always been a skinnyfat piece of shit.

I guess in the end I lift in order to stem the flow of self hate. My body disgust me so I lift. I've been getting better

Well, I've taken up the ass, liked it, and still fuck girls on the reg; and I like it too. What does that make me?

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A LARPing degenerate

>”I like to take it up the butt what does that make me”
It makes you a faggot bud

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I'll take the degenerate :^)
I just feel like I can't lose the game anymore when I'm at a party or socializing. Being bi really is easy mode; you can neg whoever, whenever. But I guess that's generally true as long as you're desirable.

Yes.

But i fear that my pubic fat pad will never shrink and i'll never get my full dick size back. or that i'll never be able to do missionary without having fatty stalagtits hanging down.

I'm married so no

I lift only out of my own vanity and internal rage

>all
more like half maybe

Pedosexuality and homosexuality have a huge overlap. Cant find the data but iirc about 30-40% of pedos are also homosexual

I have nothing against gay people or gay people who adopt kids, but stats say that homosexuality and pedosexuality are related. So I would have to consider it deviant

>I can't lose the game anymore
Until you get aids.

>Pedosexuality
Woah full stop. They're child rapists. Don't use their PC enableist terminology.

>what is protection
I have to say I was very surprised about American behavior regarding condoms. All my gay friends are careful as fuck.

I don't but lifting gives you confidence, which in turn gets you girls
That is, unless you spend all day lurking Jow Forums and comparing yourself to roided freaks

>what is protection
It doesn't make you invulnerable. Do you insist on them only using ones you provide? A lot of gays get off on giving people aids.

I heard about that, I can't believe that's a thing. Only had one experience so far though, but it was fun. I did provide my own.
On that note, I always do that as a habit, and I had a discussion with a female friend recently that left me flabbergasted.
>she wants a kid
>single, 35
>if I find a fine suitor, I'll get pregnant without him knowing
When I pointed out how fucked up this was, she laughed and said that life was unfair. As a feminist (I'm a degenerate liberal), that was a fucking cold shower.

are you larping?
you're pretty good at it
if not I feel bad for you

>t, I can't believe that's a thing

lol sheltered little faggot

Oh yeah women lose their minds when they hit 30 and haven't had a kid yet.

I lift because I already have a girl who deserves far better the fat tub I used to be.

English is not my first language, so maybe there's that? Otherwise no, I'm not larping. I'm curious about why you would say that though.

I just assume people are most of the time mean because they have been damaged or hurt in some ways. I guess catching a death sentence can make you go nut, but that line of thinking is still outside of my referential. Isn't it for you?

This. If you're not attractive/interesting to them they WILL find someone else who is no matter what.

Yes
Yes

mentally ill

Been lifting 16 years. No dice. No woman has gone out with me and only prostitutes have fucked me.

>I have nothing against gay people or gay people who adopt kids,
I do lol

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>european degenerate faggot
omg what a surprise

I lift for
M Y S E L F
Y
S
E
L
F

I'm just exercising to stop being a fat fuck once and for all. It fucking sucks being fat in all aspects.

You should be lifting for yourself, above all else.

Gaining muscles won't cure your social spaghetti, make friends and grow a set of balls.

Lifting hasn't really helped. Got a GF after I started lifting but it wasn't because of lifting. She def likes the muscles though

i lift because im narcissist faggot

If you chase girls you won't get them. Live for you, become a success, whatever that means to you, and love will come. Not without your own effort, but love will come

pic related:

>most Jow Forumsizens dont even know his name
>never touched a dumbbell in his life
>skinny as fuck
>no remarkable godgiven talents
>no money
>not famous or a celebrity

>has fucked 400+ girls in ten years

Living proof you don't need to lift to get girls

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Julian.. stop posting yourself on /b/

In honesty i love RSD have bought the Hotseatathome program!

Lifting doesn't cure autism, if you want to get girls, exclusively, train to overcome your autism

i think i might be handsome
Girls are always talking to me and touching me even though I'm flabby and gross.

this

Not being fat is all it takes to make girls like you.
unless you're an autistic alcoholic skeleton who spergs out and wants to marry the first girl who looks at you for longer than two seconds.

Stop posting this shit you idiot

this. but if you're a boring piece of shit whose only interests Are lifting weights and eating healthy then even confidence won't help you long run unless you want a girl who is just as boring as you aka a gym slut

i want to lick a gym thots asshole so fucking bad

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I do everything in my life to get girls. Lifting, having a good career, having nice things, being stylish, taking care of myself.

I'm 29 and still can't get a gf. Nothing helps if you're an autist with no friends

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Good luck being the man you wanted your father to be without reproducing.

I fucking hate 2018

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>delicious tears
In the meantime, I'll be spreading my genes, thank you very much :^)
>tfw 20+ female partner, up and counting

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>I've taken up the ass, liked it
It makes you a faggot. I don't care if you fuck gymshark girls on the side, if you have sex with men you are a fag

Kys faggot

No, I lift for girl

I'm kind of astounded that my existence triggers you. Why the hate? I'm genuinely curious.

Shhhhh, someone is going to kill themselves because of you

Yeah I dick twinks all the time but fill in "prefer not to say" whenever I can.

Yeah, bunch of genetically inferior faggot/dyke babbies with loser cunts who couldn't tell you like getting rogered up the shitter.

Lmao I'm obviously not getting girls pregnant on the reg. Just saying that when I'll want to, I'll be able to, and from.what I've seen here, that might be issue for a lot of tfwnogf anons.

I stand by my post.
Well, you an whatever sad cunt you knock up have fun raising your little rainbow flag waving monster.

I came to the realization that a lot of what I do has to do with girls, if it wasn't for my desire to find an optimal partner I wouldn't be putting the amount of effort into my life that I am, but I figure if I don't want to settle for average then I can't be average either.

women now have an aggressive classically masculine mindset but just with make-up, breasts, & a vagina.

Same here. How does it work for you?

but isn't part of it, showing off to other guys that you can attract hot girls?

Do you have time to engage into a more thoughtful conversation? I never had a thorough discussion with a homophobic person. I'm genuinely startled. Where does your hate come from? What is it to you that I can take pleasure from being anally penetrated - a simple biological fact thanks to the existence of a prostate?

Wait, what other guys?

My life is objectively in a better place, at 20 I am pursuing the native equivalent of an Ivy league education whilst trying to improve myself in all areas I can such as physical fitness. It sounds autistic but it really boils down to the fact that I just want mutual love with somebody I admire.

marked for death

Oh, you only 20. I took this path since teenage years. I'm getting closer to 30 but still can't get a decent relationship

We are all marked for death, user.

I'm not even the quoted, but why the fuck you are so bitter lmao? Go take medications or some shit like that you dork

Just do what I do
>Be January 2014 sophomore year of HS
>5'1 fat borderline Obese manlet
>barely have any friends
>bullied a lot
>smart but lazy, grades are meh
>Have a landwhale friend
>She has a friend named Sophie
>5'2 skinny 5/10 sandnigger
>she's really nice to me
>We talk every day
>Practically fall head over heels in love with her
>Months go by, talk to her but not confident enough to make a move
>Eventually summer arrives
>Resolve to get skinny and in shape
>Start running 4 kilometers 3 times a week
>fall comes
>Slightly skinnier in better shape
>School starts
>go to the usual spot where I talked to sophie
>She's not there
>Look everywhere for her
>Cant find her
>Track down one of our mutual friends
>Ask what happened to her
>"Ohhh she moved user"
>"Ok"
>Just stand there stunned
>Go on my usual run
>Finally it hits me
>Become angry and run so hard it hurts, also got a new 4k PR by a minute
>Resolve to improve myself even more, hoping that one day I see her again
>Fast forward to now
>Finally took up lifting
>had GF, dated a few girls more attractive than Sofie
>In a decent college, looks like I'll be doing 3 years in total instead of 4
>Cant get over sofie
>Still try to constantly improve myself hoping that one day I'll see her again
>All I want is to see her again
>The only thing that keeps me going is the thought that I'll see her again
>No women make me feel happy except the thought of being with Sofie again
Hold me guys

No matter how much you lift user, it'll never cure your mental illness

i just want to feel it at least once

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Just realized recently that im handsome. Was before now that I'm ripped I just made myself even more handsome. Had 0 confidence. Realized my expressionless face made women question if I liked them or not. Honestly women ask me super insecure questions that are basically trying to gauge my attitude even though I'm calm as fuck. Now I just smile all the time and that seems to work. This girl I really like at the grocery said she had a boyfriend when I asked her out but she still acts very flirtatious with me. This is probably because I was autistic for so long when she flirted before that she found a boyfriend. I hope she breaks up with him for me. Ive worked really hard to get this point I just want love boys.

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facebook/twitter/instagram her shit breh and find her

i wouldnt because she's probably below your standards now that you have some confidence

So your next plan is wasting time waiting for her to break up

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That's bad shit man. I worked with my shrink on removing my first love from my head. It definitely helped

This is literally me but with a fictional girl. No chance of her even being real but I still refuse to stop improving because of her FeelsWeirdMan

>Spent last 2ish years trying to get over a girl I had a crush on but never told her about.
>Beginning to worry I’ll never be able to forget her.

Also coincidentally partially Arab.

Me too brother. All I want is a 5'6 redhead with freckles and a wholesome personality to live in the English countryside with and raise a family and have us both raise our kids with great love, discipline and doing fun activities around the estate and the country.

No but it is in my back pocket

narcissist