Manlet on suicide watch

>Be 5'2 manlet 165 lb 9% BF
>Extremely handsome, good job, 2 dogs
>Insecure about my height so I wear boots with 3 inch inserts and thick socks under my jeans
>Went to a party last week for my fraternity rush
>Met qt 3.14 sorority girl
>"user do you play sports? Haha hehe your arms are as big as my neck"
>Tell her it's just genetics
>We end up both hammered, take her to my house
>Take off my shirt
>"Wow user"
>Pull down my pants
>"Wow user"
>Things are getting wyld
>She takes off her pants, I'm about to dick her
>Take off my shoes and socks
>"Oh my god you gotta be kidding me"
>She leaves

Should I just end it? I texted her that I compensate for my height. Please help. If I hang myself will I get taller?

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ouch

Holy shit how bad are you coping with those shoe raises user

no just don't fuck sorority girls?

Show text conversation if you're for real
>inb4 you deleted it

>5’2
i really fucking hate the incel memes but you are legitimately out of the league of 99% of women. sorry dude. just get rich and hire prostitutes. not your fault, the world is unfathomably shallow. i think there was some dating show where there were 6’2 dudes lined up with 5’8 dudes; the only times the 5’8 dudes were chosen at the same rate as the 6’2 dudes were when the 5’8 dudes were millionaire doctors. and the 6’2 guys were just normal people.

She likely left because you're so insecure you wore inserts. It wasn't because you're short, it's because you're insecure.

>Take off my shoes and socks

I bet you take your shoes off in the house too.

Three inches is too much

she hasn't text back yet, but I know where she lives

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>your arms are thicker than my neck

Girls have like 12 inch necks...

Long term, consider moving to an area of the world where people are shorter.

I know how strongly people care about the 14 words here, but exceptions can be made for situations like this.

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user what the fuck is that document you autist

wrong pic kek

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Forget about her.

I'm 5'6" and I feel short even though I live in a third world shithole. Most people my generation here have become taller now

Your only hope is to move to a country like Vietnam where the average person is still very short

Stop

>5'2
>Wear three inch lifts
>5'5
That's still ludicrously short. How are you 165 pounds at that height?

Oh god your one of 'those'. Don't go throwing around 'I'm a frat boy fuck me' because girls hate that shit. It makes you look like a mega douche.

Maybe he's built like this guy:

youtube.com/watch?v=sjcno5RE_5o

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

lower your standards dude you'll find someone like next week who cares

Bro, just stretch towards the sky and whisper
>grow
>grow
>grow

Can I call you so I can feel better about my life after hearing you speak off the top of your head?

Girls who sleep with frat boys are garbage anyway. You’ll find another one don’t worry.

Never do this again.

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No one actually thinks this story happened right? whatever include me in the reddit screencap

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Oh shit bro youre gonna be in a frat?!?!?! Dude what are you trippin on shes probably in an uber on her way back to let you do full nelson anal on her. Bro youre chillll

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This is awful advice sprinkled in with a few well known game gems. Don't link people this garbage.

Find yourself a really tall qt. They tend to be insecure about their height too.

>stop not being attracted to me
>stop being like this
>im in a frat so this is your only chance to get with me
>im worth it i swear
10/10 would laugh at again
There's girls who really like short guys but since you are such an insecure frat boy douchebag of course nobody's gonna sleep with you. Good luck wanna be fuck boi

how's the outlook for a 5'4 manlet

>replying to bait threads
>thinking messaging a random number with no answer is proof

Sage and fuck off

Why is it awful?

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>I know where she lives... She'll pay for this...

This only applies to online dating, no real world