I'm going to a conversion camp this summer. What am I in for?

Don't fucking go you goddamn retard unless you like being literally tortured

>Put all the gays in a camp together.
>Magically come out less gay.

What?

>whatever makes your dick hard is going to do so forever

is there any proof of this

Ding ding ding!

I don't know, I've never been. But I'm just going to go out on a limb and say, no, probably not. All those ex-gay evangelists keep getting caught doing lewd things in public bathrooms, so...probably not.

It's like trying to put out fire with another fire...
Or rubbing dicks together to remove the gay.

It's not necessarily my choice. It's a long and complicated story.

well in extreme cases, pedos, in OP's case being a faggot, in most people case if you like say feet or boobs, you're going to continue liking feet and boobs. You like ass? probably going to keep liking ass, you have thing for Asians? hair color? a sex position? it's most likely going to stick with you.

>mfw

This entire thread is gay as OP.

Lmao. The fire thing actually works for major forest fires though... On the principal that there is no fuel for the other one to burn.

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I don't wanna go to fag camp

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I really hope it's one of those "best case" scenarios in which they just make you pray every day for two months. I hope.

Are you implying OP has to do the gay to avoid the gay or...?

>... >.

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Literally run away from home.

Never mind I wanna go to camp now.

Where would I even go?

youtu.be/XMjN8ZT_0D8
2:20
Here is Dr.Frolich curing a homosexual

Run to some guys house. I hear it usually works out. According to my mangas...

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What mangas?

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why are germans like this

I don't really know anyone who wouldn't just drop me off back home and I don't feel safe just staying with some stranger.

Absolutely muggufuggin based.

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I initially misread that as "a conversation camp" and wondered how successful it would be in getting people talking!

Sexuality is dynamic and constantly changing in small ways (e.g. I'm more attracted to black girls than I used to be) so trying to objectively change it is far from ridiculous. However it's not something humans are good at. The most you can realistically expect is to become slightly less attracted to guys and slightly more attracted to girls.

It is widely (I hope universally) recognised now that aversion therapy does far more harm than good in this context. If anyone tries it, you should leave immediately.

A prayer based program is your best bet, as it means you're no longer restricted to what's humanly possible.

>It's like trying to put out fire with another fire...
Backburning is usually the best way to control bushfires

Pack an INCH bag, get on a Greyhound, and leave. They're sending you to a legal, modern-day version of a concentration camp. They're gonna do MKULTRA-level shit to you. They're gonna do shit so bad to you that you'd think it would be illegal, and nobody will come to rescue you. You won't be able to leave on anybody's terms except theirs once you're in.
If your parents are sending you, fuck them. They don't love you. Rob them if you need the resources for the bag or for travel. Just leave.
I honestly don't even like you guys politically and I'm telling you you need to fucking bail. I have never heard or seen a single good thing about those places.

Apparently Lou Reed's parents tried to cure his homo ways with electroshock therapy and after that his mind was never the same. Tons of memory loss and seizures.

What the fuck, don't go, even if they don't hurt you the experience will be embarrassing as fuck.

I'm with you on this one. There might be medical ways out of homosexuality. But these "conversion camps" don't know of any. And anyone sadistic enough to run such a camp is probably looking for vulnerable juveniles to prey on, and is likely pedobear himself.

t. hetero Trump voter, for all it matters. (And Trump doesn't believe in this shit either.)

I mean, it might not be that bad, right? I don't have any money and probably couldn't sustain myself being homeless.
It's not actually going to be MK Ultra-tier, is it? Are you just psyching me out?

It could very well actually be that bad. You have no idea the kind of shit you can legally do to a kid once the parents sign them over to you.
I get the impression you're a minor. I'm not just psyching you out. Seriously leave and seek help from somebody who might actually give a fuck about you.

Why not ask them what it involves before you go? Then, if you get an answer you dislike, you could try to talk your parents out of it (which could potentially involve offering to try to change your sexuality somewhere else).

how does it happen there? w-will they fuck the gay out of you?

I actually did ask and they gave me really vague answers. "It's going to be fun," "It's backed by science," etc. but they didn't actually tell me what would happen

I guess I could just try to sneak out of the house

>Ywn be in charge of electrocuting a bunch of cute boys until they are nothing but a sobbing husk of what they used to be.

>Ywn have them so damaged they rely on you and you alone.

Why live?

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Please, just die. Like. Now.

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Sorry, I don't understand 'Ywn' as an acronym. If I wasn't clear, I was posting that "conversion camp" was bullshit and absolutely supporting the OP that he shouldn't go. I hope I didn't imply otherwise.

>Techniques used in conversion therapy prior to 1981 in the United States and Western Europe included ice-pick lobotomies;[3][4][15][16][17][18] chemical castration with hormonal treatment;[19] aversive treatments, such as "the application of electric shock to the hands and/or genitals"; "nausea-inducing drugs ... administered simultaneously with the presentation of homoerotic stimuli"; and masturbatory reconditioning. More recent clinical techniques used in the United States have been limited to counseling, visualization, social skills training, psychoanalytic therapy, and spiritual interventions such as "prayer and group support and pressure",[20] though there are some reports of aversive treatments through unlicensed practice as late as the 1990s.[21][22]
What the fuck

yes = you will never

>>chemical castration with hormonal treatment

>be a tranny
>apply for a conversion camp
>get feminised and chemically castrated with estrogen
>it was your plane all along

>chemically castrated with estrogen
I get the joke but that's now what chemical castration is. it's just pills that eliminate your sex drive is all. your genitals don't magically fall off or anything.

Best thread I have ever seen.
But seriously though. If I were OP I would probably at least bring a phone and maybe learn some escape artistry.

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You're a big P L A N E....

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except it is literally what they did back then, they chemically castrated gays with estrogen (happened to alan turing) before cyproterone was a thing. also cyproterone it's another drug which trannies take

you see, tranny hrt usually is basically chemical castration, except nowadays delinquents are chemically castrated on cyproterone which itself doesn't have much feminising effect, it's anti-androgen, while trannies also add estrogen which both feminizes and affects testicles too

ITT: OP never comes back the same/sane.

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>"It's going to be fun," "It's backed by science," etc. but they didn't actually tell me what would happen
Reddest of red flags, especially the backed by science shit, fucking nope. You don't let them take you there, lie, tell half truths, swoon your parents, fucking leave, do whatever you can to not go to gay camp.

Probably won't be like this though. I bet everyone at conversion camp in the year 2018 just has one big gay orgy all weekend. I bet the camp counselors get in on it too.

>The hour is neigh on 7 a.m.
>Councilor calls everyone to prayer. On their knees of course.
>Fat cow sjw wearing a fat acceptance moovement t-shirt roars out "It's 2018"
>Has a literal heart attack as her knees buckle on the stage.
>The weight sends her plummeting to her demise, forcing the camp Councilor onto poor Jimmy shovelling his cock into his mouth.
>Another is already nailing some memer to a cross for having brought a pepe t-shirt.
>Rest of the camp devolves into a mass orgy.
>A lone Indian reservist, too traumatised by what has happened, shoots himself on a nearby hill.
>The stars align over his corpse.
>He asks the great star spirit, why he has allowed this to occur.
>"Because OP is a faggot" he whispers, as he ascends into the cosmic clouds.

It's 2018

>Hey, let's take all these gay kids and put them in a camp together with plenty of private time and absolutely no access to condoms
How is this not considered a breeding ground for STDs

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Don't do it, it makes chlorine gas!

Neat or should I say... Neet.

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they don't give you any private time at all, actually. they will watch you go to sleep and even monitor the bathrooms to prevent any funny business.

1984 called, they want their setting back.

O_O

What the fuck?

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Mike "Cockshock" Pence

what the fuck is a conversion camp and why are you going there in the first place

1.) refer to 2.) also refer to

No, it doesn't actually work you idiot. Kids are still gay but they just supress it more after the camp.

Conversion, it seems.

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I seriously hope you didn't sign up out of your own free will there. If not, just run and don't look back because you won't find anything good there.

How the FUCK are those things still around? That Jesus camp doco did a pretty good showing how fucking awful they are

Op

youtube.com/watch?v=8qpCyUYRLFM

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Most of those kids end up gay with added fucked up issues on top of that (e.g. inability to hug people, phobia of being touched, fear of any form of intimacy, inevitable suicidal tendencies etc).

fuck some sheep
gay the prey away

Varies a lot. If your unlucky expect to get strapped to a chair, possibly drugged, and shocked while watching gay porn, which depending on your level of degeneracy going in will either leave you as such an extreme masochist you'll be unable to get off without sucking the blood from your own torn anus off a man's cock, or just fuck your sex drive, maybe permanently, and send you into a depression thatll probably end in suicide. If your lucky just a lot of preachy crap, weird exercises that involve touching and calling other guys daddy, and trying to avoid letting them instill the homophobia deep enough in you that your unable to ever truly accept yourself, and either an hero out of guilt or go on to live a miserable life with a dissapointed wife who just doesn't get why your not all that into her. Could also be somewhere in the middle, there's literally no solid scientific evidence supporting any of this so all those places pretty much just have some preacher playing armchair psychologist and making it up as he goes.

>weird exercises that involve touching and calling other guys daddy
sign me the fuck UP

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It sounds fun now, but if you watch the videos it's more like trying to stack the saddest people you've ever met on top of each other while they hold weird yoga poses. I'm the kind of fucked up degenerate who can get off on the idea of getting turned into a living toilet covered in piss and cum, but even I can't find a way to get off to that.