Tfw my father is literally inside the international space station right now and I am here on Jow Forums with the only...

>315
Yea, definitely

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have you not seen the girl who drinks whiskey and then lifts? pretty sure she got up to like 400 something dunno, I'm trying not to get distracted

Become a military pilot and get your dad to mentor you, not that hard ffs

Youre trying way to hard fucking nerd hold up while i fucking hate fuck your mouth

My gf pulls 3 plate. She's a power gf though.

>TFW when your dad works for Nintendo and Sony, and has worked on releasing the ps5 to secret 2 letter government agencies, but your dad gave you a sneak peak

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>Scott TINGLE

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>dad is in space
>deadlifting 315 is greatest personal achievement

What in the holy mother of fuck have you done with your life to be stuck in a shadow that large?

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>and when user saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more pl8s to deadlift

lol
I can't be stopped at this point I'm already through a few hundred twitter pictures trawling for information

>mom is a degenerate, 9 kids all to different fathers who left straight after leaving her to be a single mother
>"shockingly" every single one except me became a criminal/drug addict who have spent more time in prison than out of it
>2 of them are in prison right now, 1 isnt allowed to see her kids and 2 are homeless, havent heard from the rest in years

even if I end up being an autistic perma-virgin NEET I will still be the most successful in the family

He already has it difficult with dad being an astronaut and he...not.
No need to dox him to make it worse

If I find something I probably won't post anything. I'm doing this for fun and I'm not a terrible person unless I feel like it.

>tfw dad is a fucking loser so my whole life the bar was set low for me and I didn't turn out much better

>the NASA Astronaut Office asked us to remove the children's data for security reasons
gay

They all foreigners....IN SPACE

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partial curry?

OP?

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post gf

This thread has potential

dam that kid on the right fuck man NASA bringin the vulcans here already live long and prosper my man

So we have 2 unknown daughters (arnold)
two partially known sons (feustel)
and three children yet to be identified (tingle)

surely op on the right

Mogged

None of these people look like they could deadlift 3 pl8.

TINGLE SCOTT & RAYNETTE

Address:2106 BAYOU COVE LN
LEAGUE CITY, TX 77573
Neighborhood:MAGNOLIA CREEK SEC 8-10 (2008)
Neighborhood CD:4893

zeroing in

el goblina...

>tfw you live in Houston and always forget that astronauts live here too

When you dox OP maybe he and I can be friends

Well alright kiddo just make sure your home by 10

look at how fucking huge that guys hand is on the right

I think you're too young to consider yourself a failure. You have permission to an hero yourself at age 50. For now, you're really just too young to know. Warren Buffet made 90% of his fortune while he was an old man. Joe Rogan was selling reality TV at your age, and now he's selling amphetamine brain pills to autistic meatheads (like me).

So, chin up. There is never a point where the ride ends. Struggle is eternal. Pursuit is eternal. You will never be done if you properly engage your potential.

One thing you did fuck up: doxxxing yourself on an underwater orangutan hunting forum.

Another thing you're fucking up: even being on that forum in the first place.

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no but one of these boys could
>recent picture

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Aden and Ari Feustel (respectively)

>Tfw older brother is such an incredible failure that no matter what I do I'll always be ahead
>Tfw actually achieving great things lately, been improving the hell out of my life, somehow got the drive
Kind of sad about my brother though, he's a good guy, just useless and wasted his life, and is now depressed

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why?
what did he do?

Hey OP you should try getting a good haircut

>hate fuck your mouth
Can I volunteer in his place?

it is a good haircut.

Childhood photo of Andrew the Delray Jew

Amy Alohilani Tingle (1/3 found)

>I'm starting to scare myself
>The internet is a dangerous tool

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No wonder why you're a loser

I think we can rule out this faggot as OP

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on second thought, he's looking pretty vascular...

nvm definitely not OP

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OP is 56% confirmed.

Basically a NEET over 30.

google world record womens lifts, they're LITERALLY not figuratively all men

/failson/ thread

>if I end up being an autistic perma-virgin NEET
>if

Noah Tingle (could be OP (maybe but probs not, look at dem forearms, those are not 300 ded forearms, stick legs too))
he also has a hot girl so why would he be in Jow Forums

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I'd put my money on this nigga.

me, too
my autism drive is pulling to aden as well

Damn, imagine photos of you and your family posted on Jow Forums... social media is a scary thing.

OP you're a retard.

I've posted my dick several times
This is somehow worse

Wait, you're half poo? Me too!

>Family has military-law enforcement/First Responder Tradition
>Dad Retired Firefighter
>Mom retired military
>kicked out of Army for fight
>Got drunk and went into depression
>went to jail

in my mid 20s, turning my life around though.

what?

OP why the fuck would you disclose something so easy to extrapolate who you are from on an anonymous forum
I get that you're proud of your dad for that and it makes a good basis for your thread but you might as well have said 'ugh my dad is the president and the whole world thinks i'm autistic' because that's how easy it is to find out who you are.
also i'm sorry you have a jewish mom lol

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Since we have no idea who it is for sure, I'll stop.
I love you, OP. I'm sorry.

well im already an autistic perma-virgin but Im getting a degree so hopefully I will be able to get a job

[spoiler] I wont [/spoiler]

this is clearly our guy

I'm not over 30 yet faggot.

dont mess with me guys, I am le edgy hackerman Jow Forums
I will find ur info XD
can you please fuck off back to wherever you came from
this is 12 year old tier shit
>still pretty funny watching OP getting BTFO though

Let it be known that this was done using only publicly available information cross-referenced with publicly available social media and there was no intent to harm or ill will behind this. Basically, just don't post your info online, people. Don't let others tag you in stuff. Social media is poison. I have half a mind to delete my facebook, now. This shit is scary. Shit, dude. I feel bad. I only did this for the thrill of the chase. This is some fucked up shit. Jesus.
I've never regretted anything I've done online more than this. I feel like I killed a kitten.

Mirin OP's chin

faggot

>thread about being the family failure/fuckup
>ends up doxing his own family on Jow Forums
pottery

fuck you
I feel bad

lookin good user

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>white people

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user has a cookout

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faggots, this thread was made with good intentions and you have to come and ruin it all

lololololol XDXDXDXDXdxdxDxdxDXdxddddDD

damn dude, he's already bummed and now you just made it worse. you mad he hit 3 pl8?

>calling yourself poo because white people named you that
Fucking hell user

stop posting, people
it's done
you're all making assumptions
I practically want to doxx myself, now
jeez
I haven't hit 3pl8 in anything other than leg press

>My dad is a black bull who fucked a lot of hot white women when he was young and now he has a family
>I'm a virgin at 19 and he thinks I'm gay because I never brought a girl home
I hate being a mutt

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Do you like peepee in ur mouth?

stop. I literally feel bad for they guy

So why don't you just bring a girl home user it's simple

nevermind, idk why I felt bad for you. dox yourself, so your father can be shamed of his week child.

> pretending you're a mutt when you're a nigger

one drop rule faggot.

Please include me in the screencap

pls no screencap

Mfw op is a dumb fucking faggit and doesnt make his social media private

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