"These muscles of yours are very impressive but, how are they going to protect you against me and my mighty sword?"
What do
"These muscles of yours are very impressive but, how are they going to protect you against me and my mighty sword?"
Jace Bennett
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Jordan Cooper
Take out my own edc sword
Blake Lewis
Call him a massive pussy for wanting to slash an unarmed man with a sword.
Ethan Torres
hehe..
You think that sword can stand against one forged in the furnaces of the five fires of Shimura and quenched through the heart of a virgin goddess?
>slowly unsheaths
Well... time to find out!
Angel Moore
When will the neckbeard aesthetic come back? I like it semi-unironically
Mason Wood
What was it about anime that the brooding character always had to look at the ground?
Joshua Taylor
>pull down pants
>start cranking my dick like a helicopter
>make vroom vroom sounds
>cut him into pieces with my razor sharp dickblade
Ez win
Ian Rodriguez
>walk up, hands in pockets
>"you fool, your blade is useless. I've been working on my physique for an eternity, I bet you picked up that sword at a flea market"
>"Heh... pathetic."
>wide stance, arms out
>"you will know pain today, you worm"
>throw 45 pound barbells like chakrams
Hunter Sanchez
*teleports behind him*
*puts him in a choke hold*
>heh, you made me use 0.01% of my true strength, impressive.
the weak should fear the strong
Jackson Long
I think it makes it more relatable to the incel’s watching it, since they probably never walk with their head up high
Josiah Sullivan
That's when I rip a tree out from the ground and beat his ass down like I've got a quarry to settle
Jose Fisher
>throw 45 pound barbells like chakrams
*chops them up in midair"
"Pathetic"
Lucas Barnes
*catches your blade with two fingers"
*Disappear in a bright flash*
*End up behind him and take his fedora, donning it myself*
>"Don't take this too personally"
*Break his neck with a swift kick to his chin*
I'll be taking my leave now
Brandon Sullivan
>leveling DEX
Oliver Lee
>while you're distracted, advance on your flank wielding a bar like a quarterstaff
>give a solid knock to your jaw
>you stumble back, your lip bleeding
>"heh, my sips have given me faster reaction time, you have no chance, kid, give up now before you wake up sore next week."
Levi Perry
"That hurt, buy you only made me angry, time to put an end to this. God of Virginity, give me strength"
*turns into Wyzen*
*crushes you with one finger*
Aiden Walker
Well, I have a nice machete/cleaver thing that I like to cc in my pants sometimes when I'm walking, guess I'd use that (or, you know, my gun)
Carter Clark
>activate repressed homosexuality chakra
>transcend space and time
>become everpresent
Nicholas Sanders
Depends, either they are too standoffish or they are too beta
Jaxon Young
*slowly flexes a 'cep*
*the resulting shockwave pulverizes him instantly*
>heh, guess you shouldn't have brought a sword to a GUNfight
Jaxson Morales
>Strength is the Only thing that Matters in this world. Everything else is just a delusion for the Weak. Nice metal stick by the way.
Easton Sanchez
apologise and RUN
Benjamin Gutierrez
Lol wallhangers
Benjamin Peterson
Vegeta was a balding turbomanlet, no wonder he was always angry.
Camden Kelly
wiah dude you owned him haha nice
you’ll look so cool at your funeral when he cut your fucking head off because all you did to defend yourself was call him a name haha
Jonathan Taylor
>he overhead swings it at me
>barely able to deflect it with my tiny arms
>deflect it to my quad
>blade folds around my chiseled leg and cracks in half
“Heh, nothin personal, weeb. While you were studying the blade I was studying SS.”
>unsheathes barbell
Carson Barnes
Get rid of that commas after 'but.' It shouldn't be there.
Leo Butler
Kekekek
Ryder Rogers
>Cute sword faggot
Juan Wood
>Whip out tactical barbell
>Urrrah!
Benjamin Morgan
my muscles can lift a bigger sword than yours
Chase Garcia
back off little "men"
Carter King
"There is always a bigger guy"
Adrian James
He's not an enraged battle ox, he's an edgy weeb, and if you make him underSTAND that it's not """honorable""" or """badass""" to chop people with katanas, then maybe he won't do it. Other option is just to run, I doubt weebs do much cardio
Landon Hill
ive been waiting forever for a thread like this to ask my question:
In an old thread i saw some anons talking about a Jow Forums version of the "while you were going to parties, i studied the blade" meme. Does anyone have it? Something like 'i studied the bar' obviously cant google THAT
Alexander Davis
You fool...I won't even need my sword for this one
*you attack with all your strength*
*I grab your sword with 2 fingers*
heh...is that it ?
*stabs you with your own sword*
pathetic...
Benjamin Russell
At least had some testosterone compared to the reddit soy boys
Jack Miller
Sahih Bukhari (72:774) - "The Prophet cursed effeminate men and those women who assume the manners of men, and he said, 'Turn them out of your houses .' The Prophet turned out such-and-such man, and 'Umar turned out such-and-such woman."
Isaac Bailey
Pathetic. You think your false god will protect you from the wrath of my blade? Perhaps in the next life you shall know better than to challenge my Murasame.
Mason Johnson
>teleport to the gym
>grab a big iron plate
>teleport behind him
>smash his head in
>grab his sword
>teleport away
Brody Bailey
>Not grabbing his GDQ themed wallet and yugioh cards too.
Thomas Roberts
Double dubs. user is now watching over us.
Charles Robinson
Catch his sword with my pecs.
Kevin Bell
Cast reinforce armor, greater strength, advanced perception and holy mantel on myself. Then grab his sword and snap it.
Daniel Garcia
Spit on his face and kick him in his balls.
Then i take his sword away and go show my friends the new sword i got.
William Davis
They were beta
Ryder Hughes
"I see you've released your Noble Phantasm's true name. However..."
"You're too slow!"
>rapidly draws an image of your face mooslim style
"You're mine!"
"Delusional picture-ripping zabaniya!"
>rips your image in half while simultaneously screaming, "DELET!!!"
>you die
"Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi rajiun"
Jeremiah Foster
Hmm im interested
William Diaz
Yo "dis here sword o' yours iz very impressive but how iz it going ta protect you against me an' muh motha fuckin mighty gat?"
Levi Myers
Lmao
Logan Sanders
>tfw betas at my school in mid 00's had more test than soyboy betas today
How fucked is it when betas back then actually had some masculine traits compared to today. The fucking STATE of Whites in Europe and America.
Kevin Cooper
Possibly contemplating things. Kind of how the thinking man looks down as he thinks.
Thomas Flores
>have at you, blackguard
Lincoln Morris
Idk man looks too big, too rough and too heavy to be called a sword...
Jacob Brown
GOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Oliver Adams
Well, you could pull your ulfbehrt and watch his shitty Asian sword snap in half when your mighty Viking sword blocks his weak ass swing.
Noah Perez
>No muscles
>No cardio
>Expects to be able to swing the thing more than a few times with enough strength to cut into the body
>A tough body no less
I'll be safe. Once he is tired I'll kick him in the hip and call the cops about attempted murder.
Eli Williams
Run at him before he can react so I can knock it out of his hands before dragging him to the nearest toilet to give him a swirly.
Luis Perez
You know you've come a long way when you like the kind of people you used to hate.
Blake Powell
*Slices your bullets in half*
Are you even trying...
*drinks combat potion made with the highest quality soy and mountain dew*
Let's get this over with quickly.
*teleports behind you*
*decapitates you after you turn around and look at me*
I probably could have killed you without a blade too.
Jose Ramirez
*the afterimage of me you sliced through fades*
I've gotten a bit too fast for that
*puts gun to your skull like trinity in the matrix*
Now... Dodge this
*Explosive potassium/sodium tipped bullet explodes your head*
Ryder Brown
Stand back Jow Forums and watch a true battle of warriors.
Carson Barnes
use my NEET sneaks and run away
oh and ch3ck em
Caleb King
get a car, get a gun!
Tyler Taylor
>drinks combat potion made with the highest quality soy and mountain dew
ayy lmao
Isaac Jenkins
Christ, I really hope none of them ever reproduce.