Why is eating eggs and drinking whipped cream bad for you? It seems like the ultimate fat and protein and no carbs diet

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lol

The pubes

HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

riley is so amazing.

>The pubes
patrish

she's a bit of a whore

Carbs is good for you. Too much saturated fats are not however.

pornstars are disgusting abominations. They should just kill themselves its literally worst thing that exists how can people fucking praise this heresy.

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It's not, except I hate eggs. I eat grass fed pasture raised meat and tons of heavy cream. Never touch milk. Eat veggies and salad with the meat. Have an apple every now and again. Also I like juicing.

I don't praise it, I just fap to it.

Found the jewish porn shill. Women are amazing, pornstars are not women, they are not even humans.

I love riley

Its a form of praising, you numb nut.

>praise
>express warm approval or admiration of.
>"we can't praise Chris enough—he did a brilliant job"
Well somethings definitely warm when I'm done but it ain't praising buddy

dont cut yourself on those edges kiddo

Soros, you fucking filth your place is among rats.

lmao what? r you drugged out?

>t. sugaraddict

Yes. I'm high on my heritage, fucking jewish degenerate piece of shit, useless no good fag.

You bastards killed Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So long as you eat other foods and do enough activity

5 Though you already know all this, I want to remind you that the Lord at one time delivered his people out of Egypt, but later destroyed those who did not believe. 6 And the angels who did not keep their positions of authority but abandoned their proper dwelling—these he has kept in darkness, bound with everlasting chains for judgment on the great Day. 7 In a similar way, Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding towns gave themselves up to sexual immorality and perversion. They serve as an example of those who suffer the punishment of eternal fire. 8 In the very same way, on the strength of their dreams these ungodly people pollute their own bodies, reject authority and heap abuse on celestial beings.

CHRISTKEKS are here to PRAISE JESUS

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Ignore this carb baby

1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

6 And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7 So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 8 God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.

9 And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10 God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good.

11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.

14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness.

Kek

>Takes 6 days to make one planet
>Makes the rest of the entire fucking universe at the snap of a finger
Seems legit.

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Fool said in his heart: there is no god.

Check-mate heathen!

vitamin c? potassium? fiber?

Based dubs

I'm dying

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People like you are the only reason I come to this soy of a board anymore

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CHIM

This isnt as funny as im treating it

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the basedness of thot patrol knows no bounds

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>tons of heavy cream
>Never touch milk
jesus, the advice on Jow Forums is the fucking worst

hey look! a racist piece of shit!

Is that Riley? Pics like these make me thirsty for her but whenever I see her porn thumbnails I get disgusted.

>that bush peeking out

holy fuck

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checked and kek'd

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>roastie tried to seduce user
>chadkicks her right in the poon
roasties BTFO forever

5/10 made me reply

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Holy shit that caught me off guard

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I stretch like this everytime before i do a rep of deadlift or squat
is it weird?

topkek

Depends if anyone kicks you right in the poon or not.

Lol.

user, the absolutely savage cunt punter!

imagine getting your foot stuck and she sucks you in and you have to live in there for 5 years and you come out all stinky

you’re the guy that everyone is joking about something having a good ole time and you take it to far and make it unfunny

no u

kek

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FUCK

I thought it was funny phamalam, based stinkposters

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>Oh dear

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based poonposter

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Jesus :^)

lel ;)

It's moments like this that I'm coming back here for.

one man shouldn’t have all that power

I love her innie pussy.
Delicious pussy lips.
Cannot fuck a girl without an innie pussy.
Just looks so good. Supple. Yes feel is no different. I dont give a shit. Innies only.

That's not what I'd want to do to her poon. I'd rather do something that involves my penis if you know what I mean.

can someone confirm this? >Yes feel is no different< is fucking innie and outie(curtains) pussy, the same feeling? Is it just aestethic issue or do they feel diffrent while fucking? Because i believe that licking eating fingerint etc, is hella diffrent. What about thrusting dick ?

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Pretty much the same.
The difference between one girl and another is greater than the difference from innie to outie.

I can smell her fishy pussy from here disgusting thot

Some girls naturally have an innie pussy, others have slightly larger labia outer lips and the slut meme of them getting roastie lips is actually true. An innie pussy feels 100x better than an outie. A slut pussy doesn't feel as tight once it expands.

Eggs aren't particularly rich in good protein and fats and whipped cream is nothing but sugar and milkfat.

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Virgin detected.

It's like fucking a cut vs uncut dick. Slight difference but once you notice it it's there forever

that's kind of gay bro

Cut vs uncut is a giant difference though. Uncut is better in every way (better for the guy and the girl). The whole American obsession with missing female vaginal orgasms is just because they are mostly cut. Look it up. It's horrible for all people involved.

>imagine
*fucking
>her right in the poon, muh dick

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id like to fuck her braphole right in the pussy if you can what im laying down

I don't think I can, user

wtf is a poon

Yeah, it's her.
You're disgusted because she fucks niggers.

>THOSE PUBES

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What exactly makes her so fucking hot when she's such a nasty skank and not attractive I don't get it

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haha yeah haha

good taste, my dick would be diamonds if this weren't riley reid

literally who

Yeah she's grose. I just want a busty gf with pubes t b h

Hey. Too real. Calm down.

absolutely based

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a nasty pornstar
>tfw gf has delicious ginger pubes
>shaves them every month to make period hygiene more manageable

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Why do you type like you're in the middle of a phat street-shitting sesh?

that's a shame man, she could at least leave a brazilian or some shit
>ginger pubes
hnnnggggh

>The whole American obsession with missing female vaginal orgasms is just because they are mostly cut
Correlation != causation, but you're close. Cutting dicks in the US is purely for quaker anti-pleasure reasons. And what's more anti-pleasure than refusing to help your partner bust?