/mirin/ stories

I'm 6 2, 198 right now, but I was 205 back then. Carb load + volume day = huge fucking pump. Hair was sleeked back, but there's always this one lock that gets away from me on the middle of my forehead.

>Walk out of gym
>wear my glasses, instead of contacts
>see this young kid with his mom, 5-6 years max and he's just staring at me
>he gets a bit of distance and I vaguely hear "Mom, mom, I think that was Superman"
>I turn around and he's staring at me, so I wink at him and do a "shh" gesture
>kid fucking flips out and starts screaming "AHHAHA NO MOM IT WASNT SUPERMAN HOW COULD I HAVE THOUGHT SUCH A THING HAHA IM SO STUPID" and he looked at me with the biggest smile I'd ever seen

nothing will ever come close to this, Jow Forums. I wrote this story a couple of weeks ago when it happened, but I'll never fucking forget it.

Same thing happened to me but with my sister.

I fucked her though.

are you a dumb cunt or what. mgtow is literally the embodiment of pump and dump

gratz user, you made it

was the kid cute?

She wants the d.

>was fat, lost all the weight over a year
>sick of being a skinny brich start eating way more and lifting as heavy as i can
>few months in friends are roasting me for becoming a fat cunt again, take it all in my stride
>hit 2 plate bench finally
>wearing a plain black t-shirt
>'damn user u lost weight you're looking lean again'
>mfw still fat but my chest and back are big so i look 'shredded'

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>MGTOW
you do realise you're just a feminazi in male clothing right?

>you do realise you're just a feminazi in male clothing right?
oh my god you're right lmao

what routine did you switch to?

my mirin story:
>go to local grocery store on my motorcycle
>wearing a nice fitting t-shirt, nice jeans, work boots, baseball hat to hide my helmet hair, clean shaven
>buy precooked (cold) fried chicken and water or something
>go to express checkout, cashier is a tall fit older guy wearing a light pink button up tucked into skinny jeans
>after he rings me up he mumbles something while handing me my change
>i say “sorry, i couldn’t hear you?”
>he says “i just had to tell you, you’re very handsome” while staring straight into my eyes
>i stammer “t-thanks” and rush out of the store

i avoided going back there for weeks, my gf thought it was hilarious. haven’t seen him since, maybe he gotta canned for hittingnon dudes too much

get n e w f r i e n d s
A S A P

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You sound like a pussy

First time getting mirin
>at a homeparty
>been already cutting for 2 months
>take my jumper off
>girl looks and smiled
>says i look fit
>we flirt for the whole party
>suddendly someone touching my stomach and arm from behind
>some drunk gay dude: wow your arms are so big. And your sixpack is so hot.

Is this how women feel when they say #metoo?

>Had been lifting for 3 months
>Have family friends over for barbecue
>Talking about how life is going
>Old woman says "You've never looked so good."
>Feeling really confident because I'm jacked and people notice
>Enter bodybuilding contest
>Come in last place

t. phallus k. dick

>tfw no wholesome mires

fucking checked
these digits look really sexy for some reason

Go back to namefag.

>damn dude, youre fat as hell and really gay looking, are you in the marines?

>walking between classes
>behind these two qts talking intensely about bullshits
>have to stop staring at their asses in their tight jeggings because I'm going to be late
>as soon as I overtake them, the girl furthest from me (who was looking at her friend, and therefore me) stops midsentence and goes "oh"
>ignore it as they both go silent
>they start talking quietly when I'm a little distance in front
>all i heard is "wow"
>manual walking mode: engaged

Absolutely made it.

This all came from a friend's gf on separate occasions over the last 8 months or so:
>my mom thought you looked really handsome on the vacation pics, user
>(after the topic came up that i was a virgin) wow user, i know of girls that would travel from the other side of the country just to give it to you (she's not from the same region as us)
>(friends were talking about hiring me an escort) you don't need that kind of thing user, just go to clubs or make a tinder profile and you'll be good.
>asked ME to take her home (my friend's house is nearby) because her bf was slightly drunk and didn't want to leave the party (i thought she was kidding, i refused, was pretty awkward)
>often notice her looking straight at me even when i'm not the one talking
She's nice all around but i'm not sure i've seen her act this friendly towards my other friends. Are these mires or is she just being nice and these are all incel beta delusions of mine? The ego boost would be good (she's very hot) but I wouldn't want to do anything to her even if she actually liked me, my bro is a childhood friend I don't ever want to lose. Should I say anything to him?

only say something to him if she actually does something about it.
yes she is mirin, girls dont usually volunteer compliments they don't mean

>getting feelings hurt by banter
Youre pretty lucky you live in Canada. Youd probably kill yourself if you went to the US. Weak!

She's mirin , but she didn't really do anything. I would not say anything to my friend , i've been on a similar situation and my friend just got insecure as fuck and i think that played a role in their rupture.
Anyways if it bothers you that much and your friend is mature enough just go ahead and tell him your worries.

At the very least it sounds like his friends couldnt give a shit about him lol, i'd say ditch them

made it

lol fuck up cunt
I've been here longer than you have

>talking to my friend
>say something smells like shit
>autistic guy trailing behind us starts to speedwalk
>we see he pooped his pants
>"oh" i say in disgust as i realized why it smelled like turd
>"wow, i can't believe that happens in college" my friend whispers

You might actually be ugly, or they might just be trying to cope with the fact that you have a better body than them.

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You dared to fly higher than most. Last place is still ahead of every sad cunt who didn't sign up.

Quit being a fag it's just bants

Just bants bratan, get on test and stop being a bitch

>use to be chubby
>got Jow Forums took diet/exercise at home/outside seriously for 3 years now
>god tier cheekbones activated
>get stared at everywhere i go by everyone, its really fucked.
>Like some people give me an intense stare as if they know who i am, like im famous or some shit.
>I can tell some bishes mire heavy, while some idk if they have a staring problem.

>OHP day
>start setting up bar
>add final 5kg plate on one side
>realize there's no matching 5kg for the other nearby
>go get one
>meet old gym buddy along the way, talk for a bit
>go back to bar
>put the weight on the rack instead of the bar
>set up and start lifting
>realize 5 reps in that one side weighs slightly heavier than the other
>mfw I was lifting with 5kg less on one side
>mfw I saw people in the mirror staring at me
>mfw I thought they were mirin

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why does every tripnigger try to pull this shit? you're still cancer regardless of your time on this site

>gf cheats on me
>finally start working out to feel better
>eventually start hitting up every chick i know like a complete retard
>eventually one replies
>friend of my ex's
>hasn't talked to my ex in a year apparently
>her bf cheated on her like the exact same time
>invite her over
>actually on my game due to confidence gained from working out
>she randomly notes i've gained weight
>literally feel like crying but keep my cool
>have just started seeing her
>talk to my ex's current best friend
>my ex is still with the welfag she cheated on me with and started doing hard drugs again
>they got kicked out of the house they were staying at
>the amount of feelsgoodman is unpalpable

Thank you, Jow Forums. Sincerely couldn't have done it without you.

You're think of the Navy. Its okay, plenty of people get them confused.

Both the marines and navy are the biggest pussies anyway

weak bitch

I'm so happy for you bro. We're all gonna make it

>sister keeps inviting her friends over
>they always squeeze my biceps and try to get to do shit with them
>last weekend they argued with me to go to the pool with them for like 10min
>they're all 14-15 send help

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Because you told me to 'go back' to r*ddit, implying that I am new here you fucking moron.

lads two girls fucking took a photo of me on the train the other day
>girls get on train and sit across from me
>talking about dumb shit, whatever I wasn't listening to their conversation
>suddenly they get quiet and start whispering to one another which catches my attention
>one is telling the other to 'snapchat it' and send it to 'her' presumably third friend who's not there
>at this point I don't know what 'it' is
>eventually train stops and some people get off
>one girl says 'oh I know that guy'
>points out the window in the most awkward and illogical way possible
>raises hand holding phone to the side of her face, points out the window with her index finger
>phone camera is directly facing me
>there aren't even any guys on the platform
>train moves out of station and they go quiet
>girl whispers 'did you get it? did you snapchat it?'
>I continue to stare out the window as if I'm oblivious

This might not even have been a mire desu but I'm now on some girls snapchat
Didn't really care desu was just a bit weird

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Do you know what palpable means?

>hanging out with female friend
>recently went to lunch with her, her bf, friend of bf and my friend
>she tells me that her bf and the bf's friend kept talking about how handsome I am and how I'm more attractive than my friend I brought along

what does this even mean

Damn nigga, you made it. That's one of the best mirin stories I've ever heard.

congrats on making it.

kek

bitchboi

>Some group is giving out free shirts at my uni
>Ask girl at the stand for a medium
>Looks at me for a bit, "I'll get you a large"

Feels good to have finally left my hungry skeleton roots behind

I would be a little upset, I do not like having my picture taken especially by strangers. Friends all ask before they take photos of me and especially before they put them online.

>starts devouring protein.

You realise any excess protein is broken down by your kidneys into fat and the if it's overloaded into kidney stones? You have been fitness jewed

What makes you grow is getting the calories in, with sufficient protein. The majority of you DYELS need more than 150g a day. It's the veg and carbs you lack.

Get new friends. Also ban for being u18

>walking up stairs in front of my dad
>”damn user, i understand now why all those gay dudes hit on you”
th-thanks

>be visiting friend
>friend's brother is dating a chick that was in my grade
>start talking about our ten year reunion coming up
>"most guys in our grade got fat
>good to see youve taken care of yourself"
>thanks, think i'll piss any of the old jocks off
>"your full head off hair will piss them off
>tries undressing me with her eyes
>everything else will just make them sad"

>go to the gym with an old friend
>after half an hour or so he says
>"user, you are still skinny as fuck, but your calves are pretty big"
He was totally mirin, lads.

Yeah I used to hate it too. I'm in a band though so there are loads of embarrassing photos of me online that fans have taken at concerts, and videos of me making mistakes on stage and shit haha. So it stops bothering you after a while. Was a pretty brazen move though I never thought people would actually do shit like that, just take pictures of strangers.

Reminds me actually a few weeks ago I swear I saw some guy in the gym, mid 30's no meme intended, take a picture of a girl who looked about 15 or 16 on a treadmill. He was on the treadmill next to her and got off, hovered around for a few seconds, then quickly pointed his phone at her horizontally around waist height, checked it quickly then walked off. Was creepy as fuck, I didn't say anything to the guy though because I couldn't be sure that was what he actually did and I didn't want to start shit with what could be a false accusation. I probably should have done something desu

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Today
>Arrive at work, coworker tells me I'm looking big
>Had training with a few collegues, pretty much was me and the trainer flirting
>Walk back to office and walk past a qt coworker I used to hang with but had to move to another building. Tells me I'm looking big and that she really likes broad shoulders. That nothing really mattered if the guy had broad shoulder.
>Having diner with her on friday
>Come into office, chick across the hall fuckstares me again. Shouldn't have given her the d.
>Manager comes to see me ask how the training was. She is staring from cock to chest to abq to cock biting her lips.
>Tell her it was alright
>Coworker enters office
>Instantly tells me I'm big

Life is awesome when you're DELUSIONAL.

But no really I think this all happened.

What is ur routine I need this bad.

Sounds like schizophrenia to me.

what genre of music does your band play?

>still have 12 inch biceps but everyone I know calls me huge because I gained 40 pounds and have a big frame with ~13% bf
Wish my arms were bigger but I’ll get there eventually

Bro.. ur dad...

so good you couldn't have made it up

Actually made me happy

Checked

Thank you, bros. We'll all make it, I believe in all of you.

Fuck everybody. Especially these faggots on this faggot board. You do you and keep doing what you do.

Sounds like a nice roast session between friends. I miss that shit the most. But the guy who randomly called you ugly is just plain disrespect. Escalate that shit verbally and respond with something worse.

Absolutely made it. That is worthy of a screencap my guy, keep it going.

Im getting chills user that's the best mire ever

Good on you. Keep up the work man.

kek you fucking didnt join a bodybuilding contest after 3 months of lifting lMFAAAOOOOO

all i can think about is your smug ass up there with your 12 inch arms thinking youre fit holy kek im actually cackling right now

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Now I don't have to.

Post body. You are either unbelievably aesthetic or reallllyy fat. I'm going with fat because you didn't give stats.

My cousin overheard a group of girls say "look at that tall guy over there, he is so handsome but he's probably gay"

You just made it bruh