>at the gym late night after work
>only me there
>qt girl walks in
>think of something funny to say to her for like 30 mins
>eventually walk up to her
>say "you know its just you and me in here right" and smile
>she immediately grabs her stuff and leaves
why are gym sluts such bitches and play hard to get?
I've spent too much time on Jow Forums to not believe this happened.
>she doesnt fuck you
>she's a slut and plays hard to get
No you fucking dimwit. You literally said the most psycho thing in the world. Girl was probably scared shitless you were going to kill, rape or both. Jesus fuck you literally can't get more out of touch.
>being this new to /b/
should've said "hey ya workin out?"
wow that's a terrible line. took you 30 minutes to think of that?
>Girl was probably scared shitless you were going to kill, rape or both
Why the fuck would she think that?
KYS
>at the gym late night
>set up squat rack
>resting after my set
>some doofus comes along and messes up everything, takes off all the weights and places the bar in such a way that you cant squat with it
>he starts curling
>he only does one set and fucks off afterwards
>i have to spend 5 minutes setting up again
its the only squat rack in the entire gym too. i dont get the it.
bro imagine the opposite, I would've bolted as well
>be me, fit
>6 2 198, at around 18% bfat
>alone in gym
>lanky/fat girl is the only other member there
>she's been staring at me for 30 fucking minutes, pacing around and sweating, barely even working out
>finally walks up to me
>says "you know its just you and me in here right?" and smiles like pic related
>I take my shit and leave and bail
if you still don't get why she made like a tree, then I'm sorry.
This has to be bait.
>I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!
Except there is camera's everywhere and she isn't locked in, she can leave at any time, which she did
HAHA so FUNNY
dipshit
>thinking this is /b/
Not enough porn and andy sixx threads
you're being a delusional incel...
>everyone tells you you're rapey
>"You all are wrong. She was a slut for not having sex with me"
fucking incels
>say "you know its just you and me in here right" and smile
Couldve just said 'good evening' instead of being creepy
I didn't say anything about wanting to fuck her, just wanted to have a conversation
>at the gym late night after work
>only me there
>qt girl walks in
>think of something funny to say to her for like 30 mins
>eventually walk up to her
>"feelin fit?"
>she looks at me and says
>im just a lucky girl... and an archeologist
>then she studied my bone
you literally fucking did, you moron.
>why are gym sluts such bitches and play hard to get?
Oh yeah, where did I say anything about fucking her you faggot? She was a bitch for running away from a simple quip
Jesus, the first thing you say to a girl is a fucking come on? And a fucking creepy as shit one? might as well say 'we're alone, no witnesses'. She's come here to work out, not to get creeped on by a socially retarded mouth breather.
Nope, gotta build rapport you idiot. J
ust ask her to spot you or something and cloak it with something like 'hey, no bother if you're busy but do you mind spotting me?' if she says 'no thanks,' just leave it and walk off; it aint happening.
Jesus, how do you have literally no idea how to speak to a woman without sounding like an SVU villain?
being rapey is not being a quip, moron. She was not playing hard to get, she was scared and creeped the fuck out. Get it through your thick fucking skull. You weren't witty, you were CREEPY.
Gr8 b8 and an A+ for continuing the larp OP
are you the same guy who bitched about being kicked from the gym after taking hundreds of pictures of every girl?
because i hope there is only one guy like that in the world
Why would you think dropping one line on this woman would make her attracted to you? This is the same type of thinking that inspires a data as noon to walk into a gym and attempt to squat their own bodyweight. Next time just say hi
Quran (4:11) "The male shall have the equal of the portion of two females"