Bench like absolute shit

>no hangovers
You've clearly never smoked enough pal. A 'stoneover' is a real thing

Boys!

Have a good stretch-up or a foam roll after a few spliffs.

Thank me later.
xx

weed turns you into a poofter

What if people glorify god by making their body feel good with the effects of pot?

I thought weed wasn't good for gains. Like it lowered or increased some shit in the body hindering maximum development. I lost the link to the study

you are probably a faggot and intimidated by the bench, scared of having the heavy weight above your chest, worried your girly arms will collapse under the load and you'll be killed because your weak ribs can't take the weight of a barbell with 2 2.5kg plates dropping onto you.
smoking that faggot cabbage has made you less worried and more relaxed so you were able to get your 1 touch and go max rep with 55lb

once Tyrone and the other nigglets smell that shit on you their going to fuck you raw in the locker room

supposedly it increases oestrogen but I dunno if that's true or not

Hit 5 gbs then fall asleep for a high hangover

Degenerate

I’ve been smoking weed for a decade now and have no idea what you are talking about. Larp harder faggotron

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I hate lifting when I'm high. Oddly enough, I've hit the gym tripping on acid a few times and it's always great once I get over seeing the knurling breath on the bar.

>worrying about niggers
Wew lad, time to move to a place that isn’t a shithole

the nigger is like a disease, you go to any decent sized gym you'll encounter one

Eh, I don’t lift when I get high, but I love running/swimming/rock climbing when I’m high. Or stretching, stretching feels amazing when you are stoned.

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Its definitely a thing you fucking faggot

Im not him. Just pointing out its entirely how you get high. You hit gbs then youll feel like shit tomorrow. Too much cbd gives you that feeling. If you switch to dabbing youll never have a high hangover again because the cbd gets mostly filtered

It's called eating a box of tacos after midnight. Obviously not great for the tummy, but munching that hard makes sure that THC goes into your adipose.

Half of a legit alcohol hangover is the 15 goddamn cokes you drank or whatever you ordered at the cheesesteak factory.

This board is 18+
No middleschoolers

Hmm, maybe I'll have a couple dabs before yoga this weekend.

Well shit fatty, maybe don’t eat so many fucking tacos lol, I’m just saying I have been smoking a long time and have literally never had this problem. Been hungover many times, but weed has never given me any sort of bad morning after effects.

No man should ever have to check his own digits. Checked.

>smoking pot
>binging junk food
>feeling like crap

Wowzers, who would have thunk!

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Your going to combust b4 yoga? Vape naysh! Namaste.

cardio, yoga, eating and sleeping. It seriously supplements everything EXCEPT lifting. Even if it was pleasant to have 300 lbs on top of you while stoned, it kind of kills the high anyways. You like working out hungry and tired? No, those are the two things you usually can only tolerate one of before getting butthurt about losing progress.

I do lsd every two weeks, it’s the greatest drug ever, if you have a stable mind, and don’t spazz out like an autist, lsd will change your life for the better. I use to be really insecure about myself, i was a fat fuck, now I’m on my way to making it. It strips you of yourself and you just realize life is about living, and the only way to live the life you want is to build it.

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>Does hard drugs
>Thinks he will ever make it in any shape or form

>sitting here stoned over in the morning with the option for an easy 16 hour fast.

Probably dabbing, slamming some eggs and walking the dog though.

Weed is great for easy shit. FML if I'm stoned with weight on top of me though. Ruins the high anyways.

Only a pussy would say that, experience it yourself and tell me how wrong you were. It’s literally a more introspective form of pot, you really can remove yourself and analyze how bad your fuckin up. And the stuff i buy is legal where i live.

Feeling a bit foggy is nothing compared to the puking and shaking and shitting and crying that happens after a proper day on the sauce though.

>Only a pussy would not have to rely on outside influences ruining his brain to realize he should stop being a fat fuck and do something with his life
Wow checkmate you got me

dumb stoner

Your ears. They're gauged.

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>thinks "hard drugs" are a thing
It's a bullshit concept
Whatever definition you give for "hard drugs", I guarantee alcohol (and even caffeine) fit it as well.

So you're telling me drinking a soda and doing meth are the same level of damage.

>Want to know how I know you aren't 18
The post

Why do weedfags always try and inseet their shit drug into everything?

I take comfort and pity in the fact that I'll never sink low enough to do drugs and try to drag down others with me

Hahaha nerd born again Jow Forums Christians

You're just low test

>Heh I'll just call them nerds instead of facing the truth

>DUDE... WEED
fuck off shill

>can't operate adequately without weed
>better chief
>suddenly operate on a normal level
not knocking you because i do know people that are literally worthless at this point without weed, but it must suck needing a plant to be baseline or potentially useful at all

daily reminder that stoners are still cucks

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WITNESSED

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The only reasonable explanation is that you are using super light weights.

Let me guess, your max is below 225?

This, it's a drug for people of color, whites can't pull off smoking weed everyday.

>has that body
>thinks he has the authority to post advice on a fitness board

you're a drug addict. I'm not going to take time to explain why, just know that you are. I'll see you at the bottom bro. Things will get a lot better after you get there.

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okay faggot you've done it and got the insight. now quit while your ahead and use your realizations to develop a relationship with god. It's much more rewarding than doing acid.

Better idea--time to move the niggers.

>time to move the niggers.
Into my house? I'm already spending a lot of time in my cuck-shed.

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>just some shit paul made up

Jesus loved getting high get lost false apostle

What’s the truth? Your opinion is as pathetic as your life.

> want to smoke weed to help eat more and occasional fun as i don't drink anymore
> am too put off by people who smoke weed

Bruh my progress is exceptional from where i started, i guess i should have made a before pic to start. This board is pathetic anyway, half the threads are ‘tfw when a girl looked in my direction, mirin stories thread’. You should look around and realize your just as loathsome as everyone else here.

>Does drugs
>Calls other people pathetic
Whew

*you're

Maybe less time saving alex grey art and more time in school.

You've just forgotten what being sober feels like

Ya I’d rather be like you, mid 30s thinking i can turn my life around.
Your just as sad as your making me out to be, but it’s okay at least you won the internet Jow Forums argument.

You're part of what's polluting the board you retard
No one wants your degenerate drugs shills, normal humans don't need drugs to think "maybe I should lose weight and do something with my life"

Alright sorry user your very correct, everyone like you is normal.

> be uneducated failure
> have no original or introspective thought once in life
> take drug that creates a sensation of having these thoughts by disturbing neurotransmitter levels
> dont eat as much afterwards

What a champ

I do dabs daily. Trust me, there is no benefit to doing anything, except maybe art, high. You can't bring the intensity you need to a heavy lift if you're high. Only use after you've done everything that matters in a day.
Also.
>weed makes you gay
LMAO, what??

>be you
>be a white boy
>get cucked by my bbc

Well I function day to day without drugs and I'm not a DYEL faggot who thinks he has excellent progress and is enlightened

>Went on date last night with qt
>go to sonic get that half price cheez burg
>go to movies see Ready Player One
>bretty good
>girl says she wants to go get stoned
>get our toke on and she starts rambling dumb shit for an hour
>get annoyed and walk in other room
>laying in bed
>she comes in and gives me best blowjob of my entire life
>eye contact with me the whole time while she licks me from my balls to the tip and shoves the whole thing down her throat
>she sucks me off for a half an hour and I close a huge load all over her face

Weed is tight.

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imagine being this autistic. "stoneover".. you fucking neet

Mom, get the fuck off Jow Forums and go back to work.

>be blac
>get shot
>your mom gets knocked
>dad is the cop who shot you

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Please stop gloating about your avarage life

Please stop shilling degeneracy and giving "advice"

Weed legit makes girls horny AF. I get too cerebral and introspective but damn it makes hoes want to touch you.

>No source at all
As expected from braindead Jow Forums tards. You shitters will believe everything.

>Red Indians have the most green boxes
Well at least they're aren't many of them.

Not really.

t. girl who used to smoke a lot

c o p e harder lmao

Bro you don’t even know what shilling is, quit being such a stick in the mud

big facts. Before she sucked me off, she was sitting in my lap and we were dryhumping. She starts moaning and goes limp. Whispers she came in her panties. Then she took my dick out and went to town. Shit was so cash.

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>source is the site the stats were pulled from
>blacks can't search in 2017
Stay useless and enjoy that white dick.

Pacific Islanders have the most but are offset by their reds from specific races.

Same deal though.

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>He can have fun without any additional aid
Stick in the mud indeed

weed drops test levels

jhu.pure.elsevier.com/en/publications/marijuana-induced-gynecomastia-clinical-and-laboratory-experience-4

>1975
>rats
*Yawn*

>Evidence that contradicts what I want to believe
*Yawn*

You were probably overtraining and recovered when you smoked for a while, unless you mean over the span of hours to days.

It was like 3 hours later.

>ITT: I can't get any drugs, so I hate them
Jow Forums is the worst board on Jow Forums to discuss psychedelics.
This might be difficult to believe but even fucking Jow Forums has ~30% of users who agree psychedelics have massive value they can add into a person's life.
Here you're not going to get anything but permavirgin rage. You think these people are hooked up to get pot or LSD? These people can't even get girlfriends.
It shouldn't surprise you they're responding in utter rage when someone is once again experiencing something they never will. Nobody drops acid and comes out of it thinking "well that was just nothing but degeneracy."

You gotta find the right people
All my friends smoke regularly, smoke when they can or have smoked regularly in the past, and theyre all good people regardless (we're all graduating college in a few weeks). Dont let DUDE culture and degenerates define something that, for you, has a different meaning and purpose, so long as you have your shit together.

not every girl is you nigga

DELET