Tfw got new gf

>tfw got new gf
>cooks amazing food
>phat booty
>lets me do what i want with her in the bedroom
>really sweet and caring
>GAINS GOBLIN

What do I do brehs, I haven't been to the gym in 2 weeks

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get off Jow Forums and go to the damn gym, user

Just enjoy the honeymoon period, it won't last forever.

This, if it lasts and you are serious about working out, you will find a way. Don't blame your laziness on others.
>this is your brain on lifting for women

Make time for the gym. You're just making excuses for yourself.

Kill her. Thu will not suffer for gains goblin to live!

Have some self respect and get a gf who isn't fat lmao

Enjoy life and when you need some escape get back to the gym

GO TO THE FUCKING GYM

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Damn, those sound like some fucking excuses tome
Yup.

>girl started liking you because you were so sporty and fit
>stops going to gym after relationship commences
>'YOU'RE NOT THE GUY I FELL IN LOVE WITH'
>fucks chad
>there you go, back to lifting
it's a cycle.

work in some bodyweight exercises on days you fail to go

lmao why is this so true fml

this makes zero sense. do you ppl not have jobs?

remember its just you turn

Let her know that you're passionate about fitness and you want to spend X amount of hours per week in the gym. It's not that hard.

Just go to the gym. Also, don't be a dirty sodomite.

How about you be a man? I told my girl, listen, if you want this dick you're gonna have to go to the gym with me, no arguing. And she did it. She didn't talk back, I don't allow that. Be a man.

Just go to the gym you idiot

this

Go to the gym and take her along.

man up, bitch

10000x times this.

>bringing your girl to the gym

Have fun with her incontinence, anal leakage and all sorts of problems women have when they do hard work they're not suited for.

Incontinence refers to anal leakage as well you fuck face. Also you don't want your girl being nice and juicy? Just fat is disgusting, females need a balance of fat and muscle to have the perfect form and squishiness for playing with and suffocating you with her ass in bed.

all my ex ever did was bitch, moan, and complain. I preferred working out without her

summer vacation is starting.. the autism is going waaaay up

Okay yeah fair enough, I actually hate working out with my GF too, but I yell at her to go to the gym on her own or to workout. She's a 4'11" 105lb skinny girl, love her but bad feels that she couldn't kill me with her ass if she felt like it.

Go to the gym straight from work.
Pick a simpler, shorter routine you can do 5/6 times a week dependingon how often you work.
Shower at home.

Its because of you, not because of your girlfriend.
Blaming her is just a weak excuse.

You are the one who decides to go to the gym or stay at home.
So if you are having difficulty with getting out of the house now that you have a new gf and all,
>(i can immagine why, when I got together with my gf, we stayed home for days doing nothing but fuck).
Just talk to your girlfriend.
Tell her you want to lift because its your hobby and that you want to spend time on her and that you would like her support to distribute your time to these goals accordingly.
>(that is, go to the gym when its time to go and not have a naked slampig spreading her ass for you as alternative "exercise")

>What do I do brehs, I haven't been to the gym in 2 weeks
Go to the fucking gym, problem solved.

just wake up early wtf. gym from the hours of 5-9, most gfs aren't up that early.

fat and happy, ripped and miserable. Just the way it goes.

You have gotten comfortable. Two things are about to happen...

>You got comfortable with her and the excitement will soon wear off, she will leave you
>Your attempt at bettering yourself will collapse because you did it all for the wrong reasons and you will get fat again.

Keep lifting, be mean to keep her keen otherwise we will be seeing you in the feels threads before long.