Some of you may remember Richard Dick Harrison and his reviews from a few months ago. He got Zucc'd off Facebook, but I've decided to bring him back to life.
Anyone got a realistic looking profile picture for me? Just want an old guy basically, maybe ~60 and pretty conservative looking.
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Here is some more text, as the robot might get mad at me otherwise
Managed to bait a couple people with this one
Thanks, Richard.
Unoriginal Richard apparently.
He does more than just write reviews you know...
After I got bored of fake reviews I went to random profiles until I found one that allowed anyone to comment.
One >absolutely disgusting negress I commented on every post she'd done for about 3 months, I think it was stuff like that which got me reported and b&
After facebook b& me I started doing google reviews for a bit, but it's not as funny because you don't usually get replies.
damn aggressive birds
Damn Lebanese
This one got a stack of likes and replies like "Oh yeah that makes sense, damn gubment" type shit. Good lord people are stupid.
This was just a random profile I came across
Scammer tried to message me even. Fucked with him for a while, only screencapped this part unfortunately.
Anyone here? Every faggot was loving it last time.
I think this is the last one I did. Just finished making him a new profile, anyone want moar?
not keen on conversation but these are pretty amusing, keep posting op
He's back in action, this is a new one. I'm a bit low on ideas though, I'm not sure if I can top the aggressive gay incense bird.
Haha, Richard Harrison reviews were pretty good. I had a folder saving them, but i deleted it.
these aren't that funny. got bored after the 2nd one.
talk about that distinct smell of the runs that mexican restaurants have
>you go around making up false reviews for attention at the expense of hardworking local business owners
>60yo conservative
There ya go user, go nuts but nothing too wild, otherwise you might risk the fbi knocking on your door
Glad someone got that one
Feel free to add me if you have a normie book, don't do it with troll accounts though I think that makes Zucc suspicious.
Richard Harrison Gisborne New Zealand
I love these lmao
>horse hair patties
Surely no one would fall for this one. It's impossible... right?
Great posts anyway, OP, they're very entertaining
Any other funny shit I can do with a fake facebook profile?
You could always join some of the more "extreme" facebook groups (SJW or Feminazi- run groups maybe) and shitpost in them... you might be banned from the group very fast though
Yeah that's the problem with that shit, they just ban you immediately and report you too so Zucc will ruin my fun again. I'm not allowed to post any more reviews at the moment.
Doesn't really matter if they fall for it or not, it's just about getting a wtf from people really.
I had a good one but I'm not even allowed to post it now.
Its like 5am in burgerland, but I'm enjoying these
I can't do any more for now, need some more funny shit to do on facebook but I'm all out of ideas.
The search for John from high school commences
His name is actually Bradden Gay lol
>not Branded Gay
I'm just clicking through random profiles and posting something like this now.
>black people
jesus fucking christ.
It genuinely took me a minute to decipher her negro-talk
Absolute gold OP keep going pls
anyone else got some reviews that they do? this is pretty hilarious
Take Richard on Holiday somewhere, maybe Thailand or some shithole in Ausland? Honestly I love the reviews, fucking brilliant m8.
yeah some reviews for hotels and tourist stuff would be pretty fun, I'm not sure how long til I can post more though.