Ruins your cut and your nofap

>ruins your cut and your nofap
Nothing personnel, kid

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it’s not a fap if you use the jar and not your hands tho

So by your logic, using a fleshlite isn't fapping. That doesn't sound right

How does that ruin nofap?

Just have it in moderation. Once serving a day is fine, peanut butter keeps me kinda of full if I wait a bit after eating it.

but fleshlight ISN'T fapping

because people typically fap with it, retard

I still eat PB on a cut. 1-2 Tbsp with 1/3 cup of rice is so good.

Fleshlight isn't fapping as long as you're not watching hardcore porn while you use it. Fleshlight STU is almost better than sex, probably releases the same endorphins as fucking a real pussy, and makes you a stamina God. You're stupid and just crippling yourself if you're not training your dick like you train your physique.

they do??

dude, you've never heard that shit?
that was like the first thing all my friends used when they found out what masturbation was
haven't you heard about girls using it on themselves and then (oops!) they find out fido loves it too

how old are you that you haven't done this?

use what? what am I supposed to see? is this just trolling or what?

All I see is peanutbutter, DO PEOPLE PUT THEIR DICK IN THE PEANUTBUTTER JAR?

not the guy youre replying to but ive only heard of girls putting it on their pussies for their dogs to lick, which is disgusting

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Do you not stick your dick in the peanut butter jar?

>people
Just because you like to get your balls licked by fido does mean everyone else does.

Huh? Yall niggas fucking some peanut butter?

why wOULD YOU FUCK THE PEANUT BUTTER

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well Jow Forums? do you fuck pb?

WHY WOULDN'T YOU

ITS FOOD
MY FAMILY EATS IT
MIGHT AS WELL CUM IN YOUR MUM

not me, bitch. I'M ALLERGIC

>2018
>not cumming in mummy
What kind of a shitty, broken family do you come from?

> DO PEOPLE PUT THEIR DICK IN THE PEANUTBUTTER JAR?
no, that was just someone above trolling
you take the peanutbutter out like normal. otherwise you ruin the rest of the jar.

think of it this way: you don't buy a bunch of ky jelly and then stick your dick in the bottle

I don't fuck with that beastiality stuff, just normal masturbation

Can I cum in your mum then?

Why would you eat a calorie dense food like peanut butter on a cut? And even if you did, why wouldn't you autistically measure it out so you don't pass your calorie limit? EAT VEGETABLES INSTEAD.

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Sure. Only after me though. Enjoy your sloppy seconds

They put more soy bean oil in peanut butter than actual peanuts. Fuck that.

>ruins your cut
Not really, macros are decent but, ok, it's not the best, w/e
>ruins your no fap
Aaaaah, I see I'm in a b8 thread. Aight, aight, do your thing.

>what is natural peanut butter
You shouldn't be eating any other kind

>Do you really think someone would do that? Just lie on the internet?

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wtf

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you're trolling me right?
everyone has done this at some point

>You shouldn't be fucking any other kind
ftfy

>buying PB with added sugar in it

Are you literally retarded? It's probably a "no stir" peanut butter,right? That is the absoulte state of Americlaps. Adding oil and sugar to something so it doesn't separate, because expecting the customer to actually stir the peanut butter is too much. The (((companies))) know what they are doing to you. Good goi, save your ellbow and shoulder joint from all that stirring

nah mate, you're weird.

But my wife's boyfriend will get mad if i take too long to make his sandwich after he nuts in her. Im already busy enough looking after his children every day :( no bully pls. Jokes on him though, im doing a really shit job at teaching them cursive LOL

that's hot
t.canadian

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>moving the goal posts after being called out for lying
DAMAGE CONTROL

if (triedIt == TRUE)
knockIt();
else
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Umm, are you suggesting to fuck a jar of Pb? Is that a thing people do?

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?

HNNNNNGGGG

because it's got good fats and protein, and is very filling. it's calorie dense but also nutrient dense. i'm on a cut and eat two big spoonfuls of pb a day

mate, i dont know how to break this to ya. . .

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lekker pindakaas op de boterham jongens

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no.... its just a dumb joke

>rapeseed oil
kek