GF says "I can't believe I can fit this inside of me" while giving you a blowjob

GF says "I can't believe I can fit this inside of me" while giving you a blowjob.

Life is good Jow Forums

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Does your girlfriend know which hole the baby comes from?

Do you know that the body spends months preparing a woman's body to pop out a child, that's it's very very very straining experience, and that it usually takes months to heal up from it?

Lol. I got bad news for ya buddy, shecwss making fun of your small penis.
Dicklet

GF says you're the biggest she's ever seen.

You know she's lying.

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Yes I know, I watched in awe as your mother grew day by day, my son.

nice of you to sign your post

I just had a baby like six months ago and desu I'm back to my starting weight (have been since two months) and have rough sex with my husband all the time. Also, OP, she said it because an ego boost makes men better lovers. She wanted you to feel good and to be turned on by her blowie. Blow jobs are like magic because you lose all your vital energy and give it to her. What's more, she makes you orgasm with her face wrapped around your cock, essentially brainwashing you into liking her more.

That said, she definitely likes you, OP! Next time, dirty talk to her about how much she loves your yuuuuge cock. You can turn the tables and brainwash her if you are smart.

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>rough sex all time
>baby of six months
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>every girl i was ever with was shocked at how big my cock is (8" and thick)
>they would name it, crave sucking it like a feat of strength, etc
>current gf just kinda shrugs it off

I'm not sure how much longer i can take this lads

Underrated

you must make her submit to your big dick. pound her pussy. make her squirm and beg you to stop

She’s been brainwashed by fake dicks in porn.

Why? I like rough sex and so does he. I took two weeks off post birth and then we started having sex again. It's not a problem because I actually took care of my body and diet long before and during pregnancy, so my bounce back was nearly non-existent. Most women behave lazily and eat very poorly, especially for gestating.

That's quite possibly the most insecure post I've ever seen.

Memes aside, would you have sex with me?

No, I'm married. Would you have sex with you if you were someone else?

If I were someone else I’d kick your rape then rape you stupid roastie

kek, well played.

I would have sex with me, so does that mean you will?

Well, yeah, you'd definitely have to be someone other than your sorry ass to have the balls to do that, ummmmmm, sweaty???

>Most women behave lazily and eat very poorly

This

Most women are lazy as fuck and use the "eating for two" excuse during pregnancy to lay around and get fat.

Then they realize that they've gained 40 lbs after birth and become huge cunts to their partners (because somehow its the guys fault). Sex becomes non-existent because she feels ugly (for good reason). Then divorce happens.

This is 80% of marriages in the US now.

Dicklet

>she makes you orgasm with her face wrapped around your cock, essentially brainwashing you into liking her more.

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>t. 15 year old virgin

>oh my god darling, I don't know what the hell you did there but I think you broke me

btfo forever

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

>tfw never got a proper blowjob from my ex because it couldn't fit
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>gf says “I can’t believe I can fit this inside of me” while letting a huge brap out in my face
Life is good Jow Forums

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>High life priorities

Don't compromise on what your mate eats. I started preparing my body for pregnancy with diet two years prior to conceiving, a perfect fertility diet, and I continued it with slight mods into and through pregnancy. Early on in our relationship when I was still learning about what made good food and what didn't, my husband would just be like "You can't eat that," and that would be that. If she eats trash, she is trash. You are what you eat.

Exactly.

>"is it in yet?"

>I’d kick your rape then rape you
the ultimate form of rape

>"You're done already?"

From that point on

>"I'm not in the mood right now"

lmao

>ouch, that's deep
>that's...
>oh my god
do you want me to stop?
>NO

Best feel

>I have had numerous relationships
>only one women has said I have a big cock

Feelsbadman

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destroyed EPIC STYLE

>gf says "that was good sex"
>"yes i agree"

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>gf: oh my god you're shredding my insides

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>tfw you can't walk properly after getting fucked by a big dick

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