>Hey user, do you mind paying for us? >I left my purse at home and Stacy doesn't have any money on her. >This was a fantastic lunch by the way. *smiles* >It's fun hanging getting to hang out with you, you're always inside looking at that Taiwanese cartoon website all day.
if i was stupid enough to try and go out with them i guess i would also be stupid enough to pay for them
Hunter Cooper
>begin to pull out my wallet >wait something must be wrong >go to the toilets >fap at least 3 times >realize they are just whores and they only want my money >pay only for me and leave ONLY JERK OFF BEFORE TAKING ACTIONS WITH GIRLS!
Jacob Myers
This picture is so awkward. Their body language makes it so obvious that they hate each other.
Robert Myers
>Ahh sure let me take a leak before we go >Leave the restaurant
It's that easy.
Benjamin Myers
This is the only reaction that makes sense
Jonathan Brown
They leave while you're in the bathroom. Restaurant staff calls the cops on you and they happen to be close by as you're walking out.
Andrew Foster
Is this why men thought women were witches? They didn't understand it was actually their problem and responsibility on what they feel in their pants?
Cameron Jenkins
>call for the waiter >"how much do my dishes cost?" >pay for mine only >get up >"so, how is equality going, girls?" >smirk >leave >get angry texts >the next day text the left one >"I know that you're a bitter bitch after yesterday, so I wanna punish you a bit" >go over to her place >fuck her >"btw, how much did you have to pay yesterday?" >"20.15$, you sweet fucker;)" >leave the money on her bed table, get dressed, and leave ignoring her loud bitching
Imagine drinking from purpleshirts milkies. Oh my god
Lincoln Powell
Sure, but only if you French kiss each other for an entire minute before I finish my dessert.
Blake Hughes
>first offense Sure >second offense You know, I think like this has happened before. >before third offense Don't forget your purse this time, okay? >third offense, if they still "forget" Not happening, sorry.
rate my autism
Anthony Jones
we had agreed in advance to pay for ourselves. I don't think you two are very good friends. If I didn't pay for you, I don't suppose you would still want to associate with me, but if I paid, I wouldn't want to associate with you. I'll pay for myself and let you figure out your debt with the manager.
Luke Gutierrez
ive read newspapers with a sturdier spine than you
Jonathan Richardson
"if you had respect for me, you wouldn't put me in this situation, but I'm not okay with this" >goes to register >asks to have my check split >pay my own >leave
Elijah Roberts
Fine, remove the second offense and move the third up to second. That leaves just one payment.
Not that I would ever do that. I'm a nice guy.
Andrew Brooks
>yeah sure, you guys can just venmo me or whatever. fun hanging out with you too.
"well girls, i'll cover it as a loan, but I'm going to be taking your phones as collateral, and you can get them back in a little bit when we get back to your place."
Dominic Young
Fucking roasties lying through their teeth. They want me to pay and then they'll ditch me and never contact me again