Italianbot thread

Yes that's her user

Bless you, user. I was waiting for this. So, what are you doing right now, fellow itabots?
Are there some sicilian bots, here?

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I like Spaget pizza Mafia thank u

I'm 30% italian can I post here?

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Go ask OP, I wouldn't know

Why the fuck these threads always die when I start posting in them?

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As a Greekbot it's terrifying to be in a stereotypically open(when it comes to society ie talking and having sex) country

I'll start masturbating

mutt
mutt

I'm 50% italian can I post here

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You like my Lapis pic, user, huh?

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Where my fellow /italianboys/?

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See this:Originally, of course

Yeah that's cute

Here, have some more fanart, user :)

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I'm 1,5% Vietnamese
45%Americano
40%Swedish
10%Rat
3,5% Italian
Can post here user?

As I said, see this:

fuck off you kike

I'm superior to you.

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Italian bump, you fuckers.
I don't want this thread in the gutter yet

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Are people with italian mother tongue allowed even if not actually italian?

Kill yourself soon kike. My grandma is off the boat and came over from Sicily already married, my mom also married first generation. I'm as prego as they come. That said I'm on track to end the pure bloodline with my Irish-mutt GF which mom is weird about. Italian girls are vapid cunts this is not my fault

I'd tell you to go ask OP, but you know what? Ok, they're allowed: everything for this thread to survive

>new government gives universal income
>look in to the details
>you have to look for work to get it
>it is actually unemployment benefits
jdimsa

Born in Italy, Italian as first language but half English?
Can I post here?

Last bump before I lose hope in this thread.
See you later, anons

Super originally see this:

Yeah I'm gonna post here anyway.

Do you guys think grills like somebody who knows italian food, the italian language and what not.
The other day I explained what "tiramisu'" means to a grill and she seems fascinated.

You're all so bad with english ignoranti del cazzo

>tfw bi
>Tfw litterally every frocio has the faggot lisp

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Someone from Sardinia?

what's the faggot lisp?

Well, knowing another culture, or various aspects of another culture, makes you more interesting in the eyes of people: so, yeah, I think girls could like you more because of it (but that alone is not enough, I hope you know it)

Imagine the classic frocio in the classic cinepanettone. The way they talk is called the faggot lisp. Or at least this is what I understand.

Women love to do this.. it's an easy tactic for fishing compliments. I recommend you tell her "I know you're just saying that so I compliment u. You're beautiful and you don't need me to say it for you" if she responds well to this you're in

>tfw getting bullied daily by female roomate
>tfw she moved out
i miss her guys...

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Are you a masochist, user?

it hurt so good

What are other italianbot's music tastes?
I feel like I'm the only italian who listens to black metal and harsh noise

Italy has the best metal
youtube.com/watch?v=xjKyzwqIT7s

I like various genres. Unfortunately, black metal isn't one of them.
And I didn't even know harsh noise was a musical genre

>tfw looking forward to the world cup

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which region has the best girls?

L'italietta e gli italioti sono merda. Voglio andarmene via di questo paese di merda

sicily mutt

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Ahahaha rumeno di merda tornatene in albanistan

Sono veneto, Gennaro. Ora vai e portami un fruttolo

I'm thinking of making the same kind of music Scarlxrd amd Ghostemane make,but in italian,do you guys think it's gonna work out and make me at least a little bit famous or nah?

Nope, you'll fail. Nobody likes foreigners here

But I'm italian...stupido

Ma fatti 'na scopata

How the porcodio do i get free soldi from the stato, italian friends?
I have mild autism

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>Sicilian
>pure bloodline
Eggplant

sfigato lmao xD

what's up amerishit?

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Jow Forums non e' il posto per te ignorante del cazzo,torna a zappare terron d merd

UE SIENT' BONN UAGLIO A CAZZIMA C VO PUR QUAND SCRIV NA CANZONA

non ascii text is not allowed
Ma fammi un segone a due mani

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>implicando che gli italiani non sono tutti terroni
Se non sei veneto o friulano sei un terrone

Aspetta il reddito di cittadinanza peppe

I too listen to black metal. Do you like italian bm? For example Spite Extreme Wing?

Ma non era che Grillo ci da il neetbux? Gia quasi siamo a giugno, porca troia

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Of course I do!
Se Jow Forums non mi muta per ogni cosa che cerco di postare it would be a blessing

Se sei bipolare e hai tentato il suicidio il neetbux ti spetta di diritto giusto???

Ma bipolarizzami le palle, coglione

parassiti di merda

AAAAI AI AI AI ASTA SEARA TE COMBIN...

Succhiami il culo normalfag

Spero di si

Portami un fruttolo

Hi wagecuck,how's your day in wagecucks world?

I met sicillian girl from interpals and fucked her many times lol

AAAAI AI AI AI... CE FRUMOASA E VIATA...

I want a cute shoegaze bass gf who will wear cute long skirts

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Goddamn it is it even possible that i'm the only sardinian here?

>wagecuck

I'm a student, autist

Enjoy giving money to mr schlomobergoldsteinowitz, retard.

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I'm 50% Irish 50% anglo and I'm posting here anyway do something about it wops

Anyone near Rimini?

For all the mutts/ X % italian, I'd say you can easily join the thread if you speak Italian or have a nice grasp of our culture (the one we have in Italy, not the fake one of our bastard sons in New Jersey)

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What are Italians thoughts on Mexicans. Just wondering.

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I only know they invented tacos or something like that,also I know Murica's king hates them

Here Italians are viewed as prestigious just like Spanish people are viewed as gods.

If you're 100% Southern European in Mexico, congrats you made it.

too bad it's the opposite in the us

>tfw italian
>brown eyes + hair
>german side of family doesn't understand me and says I look "very mediterranean"
>no one pronounces my last name right
>(((23andme))) lied to me and said i'm mostly calabrese and left the northern part of italy blank

Latin bros

How can i get a cutie mexican girl? It would be easy for one of us? Not a neet or incel, just a regular normie

Italians are fat hairy grape crushers who's only use is cooking their slop for smelly Americans. Prove me wrong

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Still your country is named after one of us

>t. amerishit

Im going to italy for a long ass trip soon, in july
this is my plan
I'll mostly stay in hostels
any feedback?
>venice
>cinque terre + la spazia
>florence
>amalfi coast area (naples, solerno, amalfi, sorrento, capri, posiatno, pompeii
>rome
I have 3 weeks for this
italy bros pls respond

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try to look as local as possible if you dont want gypsies and niggers to bother you

Mexico is a much more social place in comparison to other places. People treat you with respect even if you're uggo or not, and women here are very caring and kind (most of the time). I've been approached by qt's before, but ruin my chances because of my autism. Also to add to my claim that life is easy mode in Mexico as an Italian. I used to know this guy who was constantly getting hit on by QT's. To be fair he was really attractive pale skin, light brown hair, tall etc. The guy was also somewhat wealthy, (well to us at least). We get paid dirt here in our country so transfer students are usually much richer than us.

Mexico has always been social status climb from being Mestizo/Indigenous to the upper class Spaniards who ruled Mexico for years, and still do to some sense. It's sort of a well known fact that if you have a European blood and look the part people view you as better.

Is there someone from Sicily?

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eh yoo
lets meet up
you'll play bass and I'll play the guitar

all the mexicans i know are based