>your girlfriend/wife apparently needs to be a total slob before you really love her.
Your girlfriend/wife apparently needs to be a total slob before you really love her
What makes u think like this??
not really
it's just if you didn't leave her for being a slob you probably love her
also, not like you'll ever have a gf
who da fuck eats a burrito in bed all while some body else is in it
>eating in bed
>wanting to sleep in filthy fucking food crumbs
This foul bitch belongs in a thresher.
>Not squeezing the cheese sauce and sour cream on to her tittes and licking the fuck out of it.
It's like you're gay or something
Jokes on you, I have a fat fetish.
girls are already slobss because theyre like public restrooms if u reallly think about it. or something?
The second is the cutest but the first is still nice.
>getting crumbs all over a bed
Unironically worse than normalfags