>that guy who works out for more or less than 35-60 minutes a day
>that guy who's getting his life together still in his 20's
>that guy who eats three meals a day instead of two
>that guy who didn't/isn't studying a STEM related field or trade
>that guy who licks a woman's pussy to get her approval so she can stay with him
>that guy who invests in his 401k instead of taking it into his own hands
>That guy who’s projecting because half of these either apply to him or are wholly out of his reach to begin with
All me
>>that guy who licks a woman's pussy to get her approval so she can stay with him
>not just licking pussy because its fucking hot
are we really gonna do this debate again guys?
Literally half the post on this board are projecting. Do you think some kid is really out there making "that 30 yo in the gym" shitposts?
dis gunna be gud
It's beta as fuck. It's the equivalent if you were a girl you telling me that you "love sucking dick".
If a woman said, "I don't suck, I bang and leave." she'd be alpha or "dom". But you're a trashy pig who laps up an open gash between her legs because you know deep inside if you don't, she'll leave you.
>I can't accept that somebody could possibly enjoy a thing that I do not so I assume ulterior motives
Giving girls the best orgasms of their lives is beta? You’re pathetic lmao
>being so insecure you cannot enjoy givng ye olde lickeroo because you feel like doing something that a girl might enjoy isnt alpha enough
stay beta and keep looking for other betas to share your stories on how alpha you are because u dont lick pussy as a principle
bayyyyyyyyyyyyyytus
Here we go again
>that guy at a party who awkwardly announces that something is happening when everyone’s already aware and most of the occurrence is already over
ITT
>betas not partaking in the delicious source of vaginal protein.
Eating puss gets them ready for penetration orgasms that're quicker and more rapid fire when you fuck after.
diabetas
5 LICKS COME ON
>that guy who works out for more or less than 35-60 minutes a day
True
>that guy who's getting his life together still in his 20's
Fine if in early 20s, after mid 20s you should already have your shit together.
>that guy who eats three meals a day instead of two
Some of us aren't starting as fat lards.
>that guy who didn't/isn't studying a STEM related field or trade
Biggest kek of them all. Enjoy wagecucking the rest of your life.
>that guy who licks a woman's pussy to get her approval so she can stay with him
>that guy who invests in his 401k instead of taking it into his own hands
Your a STEM wage cuck you love 401k, rightfully so with company matching they make a lot of sense. Valid for us non wage cucks.
>that guy who licks a woman's pussy to get her approval so she can stay with him
Everyone's got a favorite food, user, and I love all you can eat buffets.
>that guy who goes to the gym TWO TIMES A DAY
lol why?
if you overwork your gain progression is slower, unless you're on steroids.
>not eating pussy strictly on the basis of it being delicious
I am with you bro although I honestly do it to get the chick to stay with me too. I am ugly so I have to eat pussy but thankfully I honestly enjoy it.
Post your body, DYEL
>>that guy who eats three meals a day instead of two
>Some of us aren't starting as fat lards.
never going to make it