Waterpark

So I just learned I'm gonna be going to a waterpark for my friends birthday this girl and this girl who friendzoned me is gonna be there too so i wanna make sure im looking good cause itll be the first time im shirtless in front of them

My physique is pretty decent so im not worried about that too much but i was wondering if y'all had any last minute tips to really make it pop? Obviously I need to tan cause Im pale af but do i do a spray tan or go natty? Keep in mind i only have a week. Thanks bros

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Keto + IF + dry fast for the last spurt

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Height/weight/picture please

you either do high intensity intervall training every other day, while doing upperbody ever other day, or a 5day water fast.

"My physique is pretty decent so im not worried about that too much", I doubt it.

I am willing to bet that you either look like a lanky DYEL or just chubby with mantits, in both cases you should be extremely worried. Also, a waterpark? Is your friend literally retarded? pics of physique or gtfo.

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Gotta be 18 lil buddy

Don’t spray tan. Get one of those bottles of moisturizer/bronzer and just put some on your chest/back/upper arms after like 3 applications your farmers tan will be gone and you’ll be nice and even. It’s a gradual process so it’s harder to fuck it up.

Heres my physique since yall wanna hate.

stats:
Age:19
Height 6'1
Weight 185

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back shot

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Get a better haircut for you and do some cutting

>19
>going to water parks

it wasnt the physique that made her friendzone you, user...

agreed, get a haircut

>Getting friendzoned in 2018

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Like others have said, that haircut is terrible

>So I just learned I'm gonna be going to a waterpark for my friends birthday
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is this girl, perhaps, your cousin?

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when they tell you why lift when its all about face, its some what true

but PSMF will get you shredded fast

roll

fuck meant to post this in pushup thread
roll again for penance

just relax your face bro. Hope you don't go to the water park and stare down a bunch of 14 year olds.

fatty your gonna get laughed at once your shirts off

>not doing that

you look stupid, like a caveman

Don't listen to these bullies. Just drink a shit ton of water everyday, tan, and eat at a deficit. That's all you can do. G luck

Get a natural tan, do 5/2 IF, get a haircut load up on caffeine so you are talkative and not quiet.

> Give the most retarded advice ever
> "Dont listen to these bullies"