/fraud/ - enhanced lifting but without the food or the lifting
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If you must ask your absolutely retarded questions, include your age, height, weight, bodyfat percentage, and time spent training as a preface.
No, we cannot tell you how to dose your AI.
Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a retard for considering them.
ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.
Speaking of enhanced, are those milkers enhanced?
this is probably fairly accurate.
Do steriods make your tounge bigger? It's a muscle right?
why do you want a bigger tongue user
what are you planning
do you want to tongue wrestle
Best SARMs out there?
WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT A BIGGER TANG BREH
Bleach. Buy real steroids fagget
Retard detected
no
no u
w2c tang
no u
Sarms aren't that potent and still shut you down
Is T-bol really better than stanazolmao? I've heard it's better for increasing strength and that it's a god tier steroid but I can't find it anywhere. Is the difference really big enough that I should bother with finding T-bol?
Can someone break this down for me?
28, 170 lbs, 5 ft 3 in
Manlet I know and obese, but I’ve been working out for a month and starting to change my lifestyle
i just ate half a kilo of stringbeans and normally i hate stringbeans why does high test give me the munchies?
Mixing asin and takin pinky dips
Rip estro
You need to watch less disney movies and go outside sometime.
They're all whores
jerbear just go outside and find a nice 3d girl
you're fat and you better pray that's the reason your test levels are shit and not just because poor genetics.
Get real lean and then clean bulk for two months, then get more blood work and that will pretty much be the pinnacle of your natural test level
But in between those relationships, they peel through about 3-5 guys.
Is it true that it's better to go high carb than high fat while running tren
Been roiding for almost 3 years now. Mom calls today and tells me it turns out everyone in the family has arythmia and I should get checked out.
Waiting for results as I'm typing this but do roids make it worse? I mean if I have it I've already been running shit like tren for years and been fine so it should be good right?
>nice
>girl
It would make things like lbs, rbc count, blood pressure etc. More dangerous for sure
you havent experienced the feeling of road rage until you have tried road biking in the suburbs of the US, specifically FLORIDA.
ive never felt so homicidal in my life. these fucking retards honking their horn and then passing with 6 inches of clearance all so i can catch up to them at the light a few hundred feet ahead
HOW FUCKING STUPID CAN YOU BE YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT
all i could think about was catching up to the fucker getting him to go out of the car then beating the shit out of him and stomping his skull into the concrete
JUST DRIVE FUCKING BEHIND ME FOR a QUARTER OF A MILE IM ONLY GOING 10 MPH BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT ANYWAY
>tfw even on blasts I still just want to cuddle with a qt
Brehs, a man needs a gf NOW
Sarms are dumb, they're idiotic without a test base. All except cardine for cardio(if you like turmors).
Cyclists are dumb, I'm not going to wait behind your slow ass all day. Grow up, get a job and buy a car.
Thanks!
I’m going solo but hoping to get my gf to go as well
i make 50kish and i ride a bike everywhere.
just do a cut then bulk on roids. natty levels can't compare with a small cycle
u mad breh?
t. landwhale
>buying roids online
get out you fucking dyel kek im not allowed to say what site that is but thats the most recognized site ever
what are you taking it for? a boxing match or mma?
can you give me a hint?
is it actually counter productive/less beneficial to taper my first cycle vs just running one dose the whole time?
example
250mg test cyp for 4 weeks
400mg 5 weeks
250mg 4 weeks
VS
test cyp 400 for 10 weeks
I know most people might say to just run 400 but im looking for a legit answer to why tapering would be "bad". I know a couple pro guys who recommended i taper just to see how i react(again first cycle test cyp only)
>is it actually counter productive/less beneficial to taper my first cycle vs just running one dose the whole time?
yes
this is what they did in the 70's before they really developed proper PCT. don't do it.
>steroids are bad for you, i mean really doing drugs? i thought you were better than that!
#sips 17th coffee of the day
What is test e +sarms for 100 alec. Jesus you people are stupid
>implying I'm not taking a test base god damn what is wrong with you tards
your first cycle vs the second will give you a lower serum level of testosterone averaged out over the time of the cycles...
tapering is complete broscience and has no real science backing up the methodology behind it.
Once you come off the hormone you will naturally taper down as it becomes less concentrated in your system
Can you get 1 more vial of test?
Good luck. Hopefully she follows your lead.
Use to be alot more respect for the unknown. Now we just do whatever and hope because some guy on a forum did it and he was fine we will be too. Nothing wrong with tapering to assess tolerance to sides.... though i never did it and my first tren cycle was with enanthate which wasnt good
Bruh my dad had a cardiac arrest last month, genetic high cholesterol caused blockages in 3 of the 4 arteries in the heart. He ran a marathon on Antarctica in 2016 and climbed to Everest Basecamp last year at the age of 59. Doctors proclaimed him the healthiest man they've ever had in hospital for a heart attack.
So I have a 50/50 chance of inherenting his artery blockage genes, and I'm blasting high dose tren 26 weeks a year. I think my chances aren't good. But something has to kill you, and if you enjoy what you do, is it not worth being happy for the short time you're here?
I lol at this everytime. "user it's not healthy to be the weight you're at"
Let's ignore the fact I eat reasonably clean, don't smoke, don't drink, don't do any drugs other than sarms and roids, don't drink coffee and sleep 8+ hours a night. And you're on your pedestal telling me that I'm unhealthy despite doing the opposite of all what I do?
Just got $97. Need to get up to $182.58 and I’ll be ready to buy my 3rd roid pack. Gonna get $50 more soon and my friend wants to buy 48 Adderall pills from me for $197, but that was a couple weeks ago and I’m not sure what’s going on now, although 2 days ago he told me he still wanted to buy 5 off me before buying all the rest.
>tfw my bitcoin wallet said it had $142 in it but now it says it has $28
you really shouldn't be buying steroids if you can barely afford $182.58 desu
Get your shit together dude.
good evening officer
This is such a fucking trainwreck. i love it
what's a good intermediate routine for cutting after doing SS/SL for a year? Should I just do PPL 6 days a week?
The best way to maintain muscle is the same way you built it but I can understand the desire to get off SS/SL. Look into an Upper Lower, you should be able to get some more work in (burn more calories to cut) but still have gas in the tank to lift heavy in a deficit
What is the most effective way to dose anavar on a 10 week test e only cycle?
Got some syringes from Walgreens but they only carry 29g haha JUST
there is really no reason to ever use larger than 27g desu
$4per? What mg? Go to your local college for god sakes mane, those retards will pay out the ass, especially if you've got foreign exchange chinks.
$4 for 20mg
>those retards will pay out the ass, especially if you've got foreign exchange chinks.
I know, I’ve read about how people fiend over this shit, especially during finals week. But I have no way of getting there and the closest college is a community one and I’m not sure if they’d be interested in it like they are at universities.
You should spend this money on psychiatric care.
But if you ever do get your roids, please poast progress pics and weekly updates on your state. Cant wait till you realize roids are not magic problem fixers.
Lol I own a car a motorcycle and a bicycle and you’re still stuck sitting behind me riding my bicycle on a 40mph road because there isn’t adequate cycling infrastructure in America :^)
>please poast progress pics and weekly updates on your state.
I will
You’re right guy, I love waiting 5 minutes to draw my oil, I fucking love it
Lmao if your not brewing your roids in pure ethyl oleate for that sweet water-like viscosity
lmao i looked online for my state when i first started and read that stores could sell them without a script.
didnt realize until i got there they were only 31g insulin needles fuck lmao had to go to a needle exchange
Take less than a minute drawing with a 27g dumb virgin
Why don’t you post a video showing that then, you ginormous troglodyte
>drawing with the needle you pin with
baka
tfw pharmacy only had one pin and only a 3cc and a 1cc syringe so i had to use the same pin for drawing and injecting both but then i was doing it in a public bathroom so i had nowhere clean to put the second syringe or the cap of the needle so i had to hold in my mouth all while waiting for the 27g to push through
fml
>public bathroom
Who says roiders aren't junkies?
>SS for a year
nigga you're supposed to run it for 6 months AT MOST, did you not read the fucking book?
Do any generic high volume routine while cutting, lyle mcdonald has a couple of them posted for free.
How much do you weigh right now?
Will you follow in Chem's foosteps?
>drawing with the needle you pin with
whats wrong with this
Gets blunted going into the stopper
cant feel a 27g tho
God damnit I’m on orals but my hip is swollen as fuck so I had to take some Advil. Hope my liver is okay, popped an extra 2g of tudca just in case.
...
RIP la creatura
It’s not nearly as sterile or efficient as not being a lazy cunt and just changing them. I just draw and pin with two different 23’s. 1.5 inch for gluteal, 1 inch for quads if need be. As a matter of fact wouldn’t a dull pin aggregate scar tissue more easily? Correct me if I’m wrong
Lol just take ibuprofen you weenie. It metabolizes via kidneys instead of liver
Finished first cycle ever 15 weeks test C 500mg and it's been 20 days and I still don't feel any different in terms of libido/strength. I start pct tomorrow. Is this when the depression kicks in?
Personally I bend it while drawing and it's rough as fuck going in
GTFO YOU KEK
? some stuff on the wiki is debateably bad but its a great starting point
:c i like to think of it as medication not an addiction
>23g
for what purpose. just use a 1ml 27g like a normal person.
tfw now a /fraud/
>5mo lifting
>find out I have literally lmao 190ng/dl test
>endo hooks me up
pinned 200mg test 2 hours ago
Meaning that I am officially...
>roiding for this
So /frauds/ I know I'm only on 200mg EW, but I'm curious, I'm 19yo, 6'0, 163lbs, and at like 16-17%ish bf, now that my test is (going to be) high-normal, can I actually bulk? Before I bulked from 140lbs to here, and I just look worse now... Gained a lot of fat and not much muscle on a 300kcal surplus w/lifting.
Current lifts 1RM:
>185lbs binch
>275lbs skwat
>350lbs diddly
>135lbs OHP
dont bulk even on 750mg test you cant outrace your fat gain with muscle
either cut or maintain
Ask literally any medical professional, especially nurses, what’s best for drawing and administering IM and then come back to me with what is considered “normal” comrade. I promise 23g is a hell of a lot more normal to inject than 27; why would I lie on the internet?
>5'3"
>low t
really?
23g are huge OUCH
whaat even 18g doesnt make me feel anything
wow ur such a badass :)
ty ;3
That's becuse they don't have to stick themselves and dont actually think/know anything about how this shit works.
They're just trained monkeys. Protip: if you are going to stab yourself with anything you'll always want to use the smallest possible diameter.
I use insulin needles and inject into my quad, sue me, dickheads.
same but I inject my ass too with .5 inch needles
I do too, if your gear isn't tar tier garbage it will work just fine.
While your quads are massive, I must agree to disagree my friend. I just prefer the 23. Easier to draw and pin for me personally. But I respect your decision and opinion and wish only the best gains for you and yours
y-you too
At my cardiologist at the beginning of the month I weighed like 139 lbs with clothes on