SURE IS /30+/ IN HERE

SURE IS /30+/ IN HERE

YOUNGFAGS GET BTFO

WE ARE THE ELDERS OF Jow Forums

THIS IS THE ELDERS GENERAL THREAD

>Rest Day Edition

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GET IN HERE OLDFAGS

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Aging has been cured faggot...just get yourself down to Panama...

youtube.com/watch?v=OkTERUQUvpA

Lol
I started browsing /b/ at like 11
I am a newfag who was able to experience the habbo hotel raids as a legit habbo hotel player, and see all the delicious memes through innocent eyes

You 30+ oldfags will never know this purity

I am an oldfag*

It was like 2005 when i was browsing /b/ when i got home from school

shit was so cash

i'm 23 now

>mfw screenshots of my habbo hotel character may actually be floating around from the raids

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Shit, I would do stem cells if I was rich. I need a shot of em in my left shoulder

34, pretty much done with this site. It's 99% softcore porn, Tinder, and "why wasn't I born a Chad" posts. Only here out of habit at this point.

I'm 32 and only just started lifting 3 months ago. Am a fat fuck, but got under 100kg 3 weeks ago, for the first time in about 10 years.

It may be too late for me to make it, but maybe I can live a little longer

>Being over 30
>Still posting on a kiddie anime forum

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Yeah fuckin right. You newfags wouldn't be here if not for us.
WE ARE THE ELDERS OF Jow Forums

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It is really hard to give up. I can speak for most that are 30+ in saying that we just dont like it anymore.

It's all shitty memes and baiting.

What exactly will stem cells do on their own? Will they just wipe out your aging cells? And then would that mean you'd have to keep getting a fresh shot of them?

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is it true qt’s mire you more once you hit 30 bros?

And the memes

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>youngfags need be quite when grown folks is talking

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I didnt start bodybuilding until I was 30. I always lifted for strenght growing up

No, stem cells heal torn tissues in the body without surgery. It's kind of a miricale cure

Are you not good at breaking bad habits then?

It's a good range to be in. 20 to 40 year old thots mirin'

Jow Forums thailand meet 2019 anyone?
Come get some of dat 18 y-o thai pusy/boipusy

t. 33y-o

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Y'all take this trap thing too far. It's a joke dude. You aren't supposed to fuck boipussy

Fuck you fag I'm gay

>30+
FUCK THAT NOISE WHERE MY BOIZ

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I'm 30. Should probably kys myself before the ravages of Father Time wither me away to a toothless husk with Alzheimer's who lost his teeth. In case you're wondering, I'm 30.

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Fäms would you go to college/university in your 30s? Asking for a friend

EXPOSE YOUR BUTTPUSSY

Fuck yeah, I actually didn't even go to college until I was 30
Good thing I look 10 years younger than I really am
>be 35
>20 yo college sloots mirin

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Pipe down grandad, you're gonna wake the whole nursing home

Hop on some trt & die swole gramps

YOU WANNA GO YOU FUCKING CUMSTAIN? I'LL PIPE DOWN IN YOUR ASS WHILE I'M BALLSDEEP IN NURSE PUSSY (THAT'S HER LAST NAME)

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>being under 30
>wasting your youth on a kiddie anime forum

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YOU YOUNG SHITS AND YOUR ROID TOYS DONT KNOW IT BUT BACK THEN WHEN YOU WANTED TO GET BIG YOU JUST DID IT. EVEN IF YOU DIED, LIKE ACTUALLY FUCKING STOPPED LIVING, YOU GOT UP THE NEXT DAY YOU CONTINUED YOUR WORKOUT BECAUSE THAT'S JUST HOW THINGS WERE GOOKS ON THE WIRE I NEED FUCKING AIR SUPPORT YESTERDAY

They forget to feed you at dinner?

CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE BEING SERIOUS OR NOT BUT THEY DID FORGET. YOUR MOM IS ABOUT TO TAKE CARE OF THAT FOR ME THOUGH, JIZZ DRIBBLE

WHY ISN'T ANYONE RESPONDING TO THIS THREAD ALL OLDFAGS GO TO SLEEP OR SOMETHING? PUSSIES

i just got back from work
t. 32 year old salarycuck for the insurance jew

Ceramonial tattoo

SEAMAN CHADFROG REPORTING SIR

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I just got a tattoo covered up for the navy the other day

GET UR ASS IN HERE /30+/

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Let's get weird
>no homo

what website you going to instead? gizmondo? reddit? tumblr?

misc

>going to another website

>reminder that faggot jew shills like this infest this board with anti /fit posts

>2018
>Denying yourself the pleasure of boipussy

Top Kek

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Are you honestly this delusional?

lmao faggot what are you talking about i was a part of the raids while you were shitting your pants in grade school

I can hear the arthritis

I really want to go and bring home a wife. They DO have real women, right? Or are they all maleboxes?

No.

Top 5 rappers
>Eminem 45 years
>Jay Z 48 years
>Drake 31 years
>Kanye West 40 years
>Meek Mill 30 years

Lol must suck to be a youngfag

>bring home a wife
Go to Philippines for that imo

37.
Won first b.building comp at 34.
Competed against 20-30 year olds.
Pic related.

Give up competing as I don't want to suffer a pianna.

Morph into onion bro.

Still better than 90%
Great gf

I thought 30 would be downhill.
It's not.
I wonder off I'll be posting at 40?

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>trying to turn myself str8
>see this
I just wanna be normal lads

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So onions arent a meme? How many do you eat and how do you eat them? Doesnt your gf think you have an awful breath?

Per day.
1 medium red a day or two small. -reduce female sex hormone

Mine lowered by 66%

2 cap fulls of concentrate Pomegranate (or replace a cap for a whole fruit)

400 -600mg of long Jack.
Get the tablets the powder taste THE WORST

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1 table spoon cocoa (not convinced on that one)

Increase test.
Mine raised 25%
Increase free test.
Mine raised 27%

Gf doesn't mind at all.

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>30s
>NEET living with parents
>autistic
>only thing keeping me from ending it is the gym
How do I fix myself?

Sorry I forgot to say how

Chop
Salt
Olive oil.

Or
Mix in with food once food has cooked and cooled slightly.

Ok thx onionbreh

Move out and stop accepting gibs from parents, find a job, whatever it may be, or be prepared to be a jobless loser that lives with his parents until they die. Life is supposed to be a struggle.

>Move out
How? housing market is fucked, both renting and buying.
Even the smallest apartment is at least a good 200k euros.

Find a job where you have to live in as a worker then. Many big hotels give you board while you work there.

not here
that's unheard of

You posted in euros, implies you are european, I know, personally, of people that work in hotels in Portugal and Spain with free board there, car factory workers have appartment paid in board style by the company in Germany and Switzerland. Where do you live ?

Netherlands

Today I'm 34. I simultaneously feel like I'm in 80 and 18 - I feel tired of life and waiting for it to end very soon, while also not feeling like I would expect and adult would. I see no hope for change, and nothing excites me anymore in any degree; I just want this to be over already.

Oh right, this is a fitness board. Uhhh, how about them face-pulls, huh? Started doing them a month ago and my shoulder mobility is fantastic, what a great exercise!

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any off you lads still virgin?

I haven't had sex in 5 years

Bump for advice

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>Today I'm 34
As in, cheat-meal birthday cake. Only I don't really have a cake so I'm eating dark chocolate and raisins.

I dont speak dutch, user, but lmgtfy.com/?q=job with accommodation netherlands. The only one who can change his life is you. Even if you cant find one with free board, find a job, its the first step in independance.

Thanks bro. I just have zero qualifications and a huge unemployment gap. I basically have no hope.
I'm tired of being rejected over and over again.

"I was travelling"

It worked for me.

Yes, the basic explanation is that stem cells are "generic cells" that haven't specialized for any specific purpose yet, so they can replace virtually any damaged cells and take over their place.

>It's a joke dude. You aren't supposed to fuck boipussy
>aren't supposed to fuck boipussy
>fuck boipussy
get a load of this faggot, pussy is pussy nothing gay there, now you suckin dick on another hand is gay

Nope.
Personally no.
My buddy has at 32.
It's working well for him.

>30 +year olds on Jow Forums at this time

Haha what are you all, unemployed? Absolute state of 30 plusers.
>thinking you can get fit after 30
>not looking like a dyel grandad in the gym

Just turned 30 a days ago and I'm still lost in life. Its fucking crazy how fast life goes by once you're out of High school. I keep thinking I still got time to chill and fuck around, but NOPE. How did you guys figure it all out and improve your life? I fucking hate my shit retail job. I want out, but I'm not sure where I can go. Since I've only worked in retail/food industry, I feel like this is the only thing I'll be good at.
Also have you guys ever run into someone you went to hs with? How much have they changed?

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>tfw family has it on both sides
How do we buy time lads? A super dose of fish oil and gelatin every day?

I forgot what vaginas taste like

I wish could get some shots

I've noticed what we call "arthritis" is often really tendonitis. Stretch those tendies if so

>I feel like this is the only thing I'll be good at.
Then double down on it.
Ask for further training, get certificates and diplomas, go for promotions.
Shit mate, I fucking despise hospo/retail but now I'm the manager/co-owner of a hotel.
Now I just do the shit I hate (but really I've either automated it or give it to someone else) and can just focus on the parts that give me satisfaction like giving guest free shit, hosting events (was kns at someones wedding last week), shooting the shit, and getting bj's from divorced cougars.
I do the things I like/love on my three day weekends and six weeks holiday a year (caveat, I do 10-12 hour days though).

Learn what stretches work for you. Over stretching can cause injuries too

>30
>6'2"
>banging 2-3 different sloots a week
>Own place
>Life is good bois

Not sure if tendonitis is genetic, but I'll focus on stretching them tenders anyway for a bit.

Thanks mang.