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>catch herpes making out with a club sloot
>now have to tell every girl I have herpes
this is your biweekly reminder to stay safe out there

don't be me

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So promiscuity is not only disgusting vut can actually damage your brain.
Woah, what a surprise!

>now have to tell every girl I have herpes
Hahahaha what, are you fucking retarded? 90% of all adults on this planet have herpes, look it up. It's basically unavoidable in the modern world as an adult unless you remain a permavirgin for life.
So no, you should not go around telling girls you have herpes.

you cant get herpes from kissing

Simplex 1 is transmittable via saliva. That's why you shouldn't let anyone kiss your baby.

wtf what if one of my slutty female cousins gave it to me then

Welcome to the modern world

Well I then I'd have to advise you to leave Alabama.

so if i drink from the same bottle or share food with a hoe i have herpes???????????

I made out with a club slut and literally got a bump on my lip for a week after but it went away. How bad is it guys?

I thought this too, then I got it

(you)

isnt that only herpes simplex 1, which is common and curable? Like literally just cold sores? I dont think its the same as genital herpes i.e. herpes simplex 2. i mean so many people get cold sores which is herpes on their lips

??Its definitely possible if she has herps

OP here - nobody told me you could catch herpes from kissing, thats how I got it, Im making this thread so I can help educate other anons
you can catch herpes type 2 from kissing too.

>you can catch herpes type 2 from kissing too.
WTF? is that what you got? can i get type 2 from sharing bottles or blunts or vaporizers or food? Like wtf? what if it's on my hand and i rub my dick?

>curable

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>Hahahaha what, are you fucking retarded? 90% of all adults on this planet have herpes, look it up.
90% of the people have geoventalatte you fucking dumbass

If they're having an outbreak yeah. But they take medication to keep it at bay.

Some people never flare up at all so you can't catch it from them

>WTF? is that what you got?
not sure, im getting tested this week so I can check since im having more outbreaks than people normally report
>can i get type 2 from sharing bottles or blunts or vaporizers or food? Like wtf? what if it's on my hand and i rub my dick?
yup you can spread both 1 and 2 all those ways - but the chance is lower the less saliva/lip-contact there is, and youll spread it to your dick (though youll have anti-bodies that lower the chance the longer you have it)

i thought it died when it hit air

>i thought it died when it hit air
you could easily be in my situation right now, im glad I was able to make this thread and educate some anons

so i shouldn't make out with anyone anymore????

>don't want to get married or even have any sort of romantic partner
>will probably get hit by a car and die before 40, if not before 30 (actual legitimate daily concern, cyclist in burgerstan)
>planning on putting a bullet in my head around 60-70 if I live that long
>have unprotected sex because it wouldn't matter if I got an std
>would just keep fucking one nights and not bother telling them if I did have something
>already used to constant pain, wouldn't really bother me
How retarded am I?

just not random women, ie club sloots

i seriously doubt you'll have to turn someone down during an outbreak

youre retarded because you could be spreading STD's and some STD's like HIV and syphilis are series

Jesus fuck Jow Forums. Read this and be less retarded.

HSV1
>Commonly cold sores
>Transmittable via saliva
>Can catch HSV1 on your genitals from oral sex, although unlikely

HSV2
>Commonly the herp
>Most common in genitals and far more severe than HSV1 during flare-up
>Transmitted through sex, but can also go genital to mouth

Having either one makes you significantly less susceptible to the other, regardless of location. You CAN catch either one while no signs are present (cold sore, genital blisters) and the scientific term is asymptomatic shedding. It is incurable in either form.

Welp I guess this is good motivation to go MGTOW and buy a really nice sexdoll

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I'm glad I'm clean

Asshole

>fug plenty of tinder chicks (like 8 without a condom)
>have no STDs at all (got tested a week ago)

feels good. maybe you should find better partners

>He thinks you can eyeball someone's STD status

>Go to friend's house
>Be thirsty
>"Dude pass me the water bottle"
>Get herpes

At least its type 1

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Like I said, I'm almost certainly going to get hit by a car and die one day. I've already had a dozen very close calls. I've always been suicidal so if it gets too bad I'll just call it a day.
>spreading STDs
I literally don't care.

You know, you can cure the herpes by putting salt on the sores... But (((they))) don't want you to know that.

no, but you can talk to them and be candid about previous sexual partners, whether you used a condom, and last time they got an STD check. I usually talk to a tinder chick for 2-3 weeks before I stick my dick with them, and get to know them pretty well before so that I can get honest answers.

im a pretty good judge if theyre bullshitting me too

They don't even test for herpes normally because tests for it are unreliable and unnecessary.

>geoventalatte
Am I a brainlet for not getting this?

I get that you dont care cause you're above it all, but that is scum behavior

i have hsv2
AMA

>have had hsv1 since kindergarten
I'm not telling anyone anything

Is casual sex a possibility?

Wait, so my blood test meant nothing?

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>people who are out having casual sex aren't inherently scum
It's not like his partners don't deserve it.

>tfw 32 year old khv
>get cold sores
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He's right, there is oral herpes (Herpes simplex virus 1) and genital herpes (Herpes simplex virus 2), which 90% of the population have if you ever got a cold sore that's herpes, it stays dormant in your system for the rest of your life until something triggers it. Stop only lifting you retards, educate yourselves.

not sure yet, i am currently in a relationship with my gf who is also hsv2 positive so i have yet tried dating with hsv2. but i have an acquaintance who is also hsv2 positive and he is able to have casual sex.

im not too worried about it though. before getting hsv2 i was able to have casual sex pretty much whenever i wanted to so it may be a little more difficult but defiantly possible. the odds for someone to contract hsv2 through a one time sex act without a condom is very minuscule. you honestly have a higher chance of getting someone pregnant rather than giving them hsv2. there are many myths about herpes and a lot of stigma behind it. it is honestly not as bad as people make it out to be.

>hahaha what's the big deal everyone is degenerate now don't worry bro

It is, but I just can't bring myself to care. Anyway nowadays I only have sex for money so fuck 'em. Maybe I'll get put on a hit list someday, but I use a fake name, fake phone number, false address, and am usually hyper paranoid while out walking around. If I get shot dead by an assassin some rich guy hired as revenge that would be pretty cool, wouldn't even be mad. 10/10 death to be honest. Hell, I might already be a carrier for an STD since I don't get tested. As long as I don't have symptoms why should I care if I pass it to other people?
Okay, it's like walking on a beach filled with trash and then littering your beverage can. It is bad, I'm a bad person, but why agonize over it when it's a drop in the bucket of societal evil?

Neck yourself nigger

Wah people have sex with each other and not me wah
I'm not gonna argue with you, I can see the point you are making, but it's only like that because lots of people think like that. You have the ability to rise above it and are deciding not to, that is fact. If you choose to not be the best you can, I am ok with it. And no, being shot to death is not 10/10. Skydiving into the super bowl wearing a wingsuit and stopping a touchdown with the hardest tackle of all time would be 10/10.

How do I use my gains to get into the man-whore business?

U idiot he's not the whore he pays the whores u idiot

>Anyway nowadays I only have sex for money
Could be interpreted that way. Calm down, Pajeet.

If u actually think there are more than 1000 man whores with women clients in the world u r a idiot

Nowhere did I claim that. Don't you have some streets you can shit up instead of this board?

U r idit wen we r superpower I will shit in ur street

>Testing for Hepatitis A & Herpesvirus

Looks like someone just got jewed.

No, I get paid.
>paying for sex
Nigger please.
I see your point as well. I just can't bring myself to care. Everyone dies anyway so what the hell.
Do you honestly want to? I mean, I like it, but it is a high risk job. As long as you realise what you're getting into. High risk of not just STDs but you could get drugged, human trafficked, or american psycho'd.
Certain places you can look and find what you seek.

Kill yourself

enjoy hell

I got HPV from a slut who didn't care to tell me because she was selfish. If Ian recommend anything it would be to get to know someone before you get sexual. It is too late for me now. I guess I felt invincible before for no reason.

you are the societal evil

this is the kind of femanon who goes on Jow Forums
i can tell its femanon since boys dont try this hard for attention, or brag about being suicidal

>i can tell its femanon since boys dont try this hard for attention, or brag about being suicidal

The worst part about herpes is that since its mostly a "skin rash" people with no morals continue life as normal but those people who have morals are basically fucked and cannot date, as you'll never forgive yourself if your girlfriend says she's okay with it and still catches it.

What other disease punishes those who have a good heart?

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Reminder that a mother can pass her herpes onto her newborn child. And it could all be your fault alone.

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>6 months ago

Time for another checkup friend

You fucking retards, I am right. There is no point in telling anyone you have herpes because there is a 90% chance they have it too. You do realize vast majority of humans never get an outbreak and the herpes remains dormant without any symptoms, for life. Yet over 90% of all adults on the planet already have it.
It is impossible to avoid, even if you're not promiscuous you WILL almost guaranteed get it at some point because you drank from a mug that someone else has used or something.

>tfw monogamous with a certified clean gf

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>the disease is common so it's fine to infect other people with a condition that has an overall negative effect on their life!
kys

Nice bait, because you can't be this retarded

you can infect others with a more virulent strain

I’ve never considered that this could happen. That 5-10 minute window at a club before they actually get to know me is pretty much the only shot I ever get.

>im a pretty good judge if theyre bullshitting me too

you should work for the FBI, and solve all fucking crimes, since the criminals will tell you after 2-3 weeks everything and be honest with you, and if theyre not youre gonna "sense" it with your "honest sense"

>That's why you shouldn't let anyone kiss your baby.

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>good heart
>has any STD

nah

>kiss girl
>get herpes
r.i.p.

Its there buddy, laying dormant for the right time to pop up again.

I have learned that as soon as you feel an itch on your lips you should drink some vodka with pepper, vitamin C helps me a lot to prevent these nasty outbreaks. You will get it until you learn how to treat your self, there is no common answer to this problem i would say

>kissing before marriage

>being gay

nuh uh

>but why agonize over it when it's a drop in the bucket of societal evil
Wish I could kill everyone who thinks like this

>tfw permavirgin
>everyone else literally has herpes
feels good man
god I love my waifu

This is fucking scary. With the rate of casual sex and hookups going, in 20 years everyone will be HIV positive. Children will be born HIV positive.

This world is burning.

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>Herpes viruses may lead to memory loss, cognitive declines
This is where the big goys are stupid meme comes from

>Some people never flare up at all so you can't catch it from them
This is wrong btw. Virus shedding happens constantly, even when the virus is dormant. Chance of infection isn't very large, though.

Listen to this nigga.

This has always been one of my biggest fears.
I've made out with sluts at raves and the instant I felt any tingling around my mouth or sore throat I was instantly paranoid and for good reason too.
I've been tested, don't have shit, but damn did all that fear set me straight.
Now I have a clean gf and everything's looking up, fuck that herp shit.

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>stant I felt any tingling around my mouth or sore throat I was instantly paranoid and for good reason too.
you have herpes