Ex GF gave me two weeks to find a girl for a threesome

She's moving away, do her a favour and show her what tinder is about. Jesus man this isn't hard. You don't even have to tell her if the girl is from CL or an escort. Fuck the escort one is a good idea because you're presenting her with a girl significantly hotter than her. Every time she comes back into town she's going to want to fuck you, because in her perception, you're doing better than her.

Nice LARP dyke user.
I'm sure you'll talk some dumbass couple into letting you into their bed for terrible sex where you try to bang the mostly unwilling and now turned off lady and ignore the now skeeved out dude.

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Actually, don't. Return to Islam, pray 5 times a day.

I swear to god they are trying to end all casual interactions between people that don't go through their controlled mediums.

I'd flirt with her straight up first. Then bring them both out to a fun night (bars, karaoke, whatever they like). Basically just flirt with her like you would any other lady-friend. I am a good looking autismo myself and this is what I did.

It's his ex, he can just decline. I swear nobody has any reading comprehension here.

I'm aware of the risks, but I slut shame a decent amount and have argued the redpill regarding the sexual double standard, so she knows I wont care. She's also has fucked other dudes since we broke up so whatever, already been cucked, shit doesn't bother me (too much).

Yeah no I'm in Canada, that's really weird because I see postings from WA on the casual encounter section all the time. I guess that means these WA women want some CAD dick.

Yeah fucking fascists. It's a shame that old people are learning what the internet is faster than they're being replaced by younger people who grew up with the internet. But here we are.

Fuck off you LARPing faggot

I imagine it's just WA people meeting WA people since we can't use it here in Ameriland anymore. Maybe I should move to Canada, how is Vancouver?

Fetlife

Yeah...it's the old people that are fucking it up.
Even though sites like that have MASSIVE amounts of middle aged patrons and users.
This is a cold calculated thing done for...I'm not really sure.
The reason given actually makes the problem the CLAIM they are helping worse according to every single person who is actually trying to stop sex trafficking.

Depends on what you're looking for. Really hard to make friends here, we have the same problem that Seattle has (the freeze). Definitely the sluttiest city in the country, which is good and bad. Night life is weak as fuck unless you're an indie type or a hot chick that likes to party. Honestly, the entire province is really nice for exercise.

Stupid fucking expensive tho, highest rent rates, mortgage rates, hotel rates in Canada.
Also, I feel like the city has no soul if that makes sense. It's like a hot chick, beautiful on the outside, but absolute shit on the inside.

Oh and downtown always smells like piss and shit because of homeless people and drunk partiers.

Oldfag here, wife and I have been regularly having threesomes with other women since our early 20s. We have tried it all; online dating, bars and clubs, craigslist, fetlife, you name it. We've managed a lot of dates and met with many interested women from these places, but never actually went through with it with any of them for a variety of reasons. The only women we have actually done it with have exclusively been existing friends. Every time. Usually friends of my wife, but also a couple of my own friends who she didn't know until I introduced them. None of the friendships were damaged by it and every single girl has come back more than once. No "one night stands" in over a decade of this bullshit.

From my point of view the only realistic way of having a threesome is by placing yourself in a situation where a female friend is a third wheel at your place. We also go camping a lot -- the woods are a great place to have a threesome. Let your wife / GF do the footwork. A couple drinks, friendly female flirting, bit of ass slapping, whatever. Stay the fuck out of the way until they are getting horny and then assert yourself. Good luck.

How bout you just let me have sex with you and your gf? I have quite the physique

The issue is people she knows are on tinder, word would spread and she would look real bad. I don't think she would be cool with an escort plus I'd be paranoid she was disease infested. I have nothing against a escort normally but this is a different situation.

Hey thanks for the advice. Still in college, so perhaps throwing a house party would be ideal? I just don't know if she would even be able to get her attractive friends to my place, because most girls her age are obsessed with going to frat parties. She would also probably be afraid of social repercussions of people knowing we had a threesome, but maybe she would be ok with it? I'm really not sure.

You can set tinder to only show your profile to people you swipe first.

good looks senpai. I didn't know that

>o my ex gave me two weeks to find a second girl for a threesome.
Bullshit. The girl always goes and finds another girl. You're full of shit.

We've snuck away and done it at party only twice that I can recall. I don't think it's ideal. Hard to get the girls into it with other people and distractions around. Plus, both times people caught us. It actually ended up being a point of notoriety for me for a long time afterwards. Drunk friends like to brag about their buddy who has threesomes. I had family members find out I was doing it and they started accusing me of all sorts of weird shit (abusive towards wife, cheater, etc). Nasty situation.

Try and get another girl back to your place with you guys and have drinks there. Have your girl invite her single friend over for a girls' night. Bake some bullshit, drink some wine, play a game, watch a movie, whatever they are into. Again, stay out of their way until they're already having fun, then prod it along. Chicks love experimenting. The current generation grew up watching porn. They're all deviants. If you guys aren't ugly or weird as fuck, she will go for it.

Maybe she was testing me. I'm not exactly the type that goes out and has one night stands, I was just hoping to find another fuckbuddy, so I havent fucked anyone since we broke up. Maybe shes just shit testing me to see if im man enough to pull a girl for a threesome. She's also somewhat into girls so perhaps not.

What kind of a slut positions herself on a pedestal by looking down on Tinder when she's looking up for a threesome?

How old were you when this started? I think at this age (me 20 her 19), most girls aren't gonna want to do something like that. But I think that situation is plausible if we are out at bars and invite the girl back. But we both have roomates and shit to to worry about, but if its late enough in the night it might not be an issue. Most of my roomates wouldn't give a shit, but her friends definitely would, and one of my roomates is part of her friend group

One who worries about social repercussions, so most women.

I'm not that old man but I was 20 and my girl was 19 when I had my first threesome. I bet your ex is just laughing at the thought of you trying to pull someone else.

First time I did it was on my 21st birthday. GF (at the time) was 18 and her friend was 17. I don't really remember how it all started. I guess it was a sort of birthday gift from them. I think you're probably at the best age for this sort of this thing, frankly. We were having far more threesomes in our early 20s than we do now. It's a lot harder to find a partner as you get older. Everyone is married, fat, and has kids. They've already lived out their youthful desires and explorations.

I'm laughing at myself too. But hey, I gotta shoot my shot
Damn you guys are still married? Are you guys swingers?

Yep, still very happily married. We're not swingers. I don't share her with other men. We just like to include other girls in our relationship. My wife likes women, I like women, and we figured out pretty early on in our relationship that we can enjoy them together. We had only just started dating (maybe three months) the first times we did it. I'm not sure a mature relationship where you're already in love could suddenly start having threesomes and survive.

kinda jelly man, but congrats and be careful about not getting stds