Ewwww user, are you trying to smell me? If I let you do it will you stop being a creep around me?

> Ewwww user, are you trying to smell me? If I let you do it will you stop being a creep around me?

Wat do

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why cant my butt stick out like that. it's big but flat

>go in the bathroom with her
>sniff and lick her sweaty asshole

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Out of my room bitch. You're the one who barged in here shoving your ass in my face.

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Why are men attracted to butts?

Smells

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>Wat do

stop being a brapposting degenerate you disgusting faggot

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JUST

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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OP's pic sticks out too much for me. Too pointy at the lower third, and she looks 3-4% bodyfat too high. You probably have a nicer butt, but I can't say for sure without seeing a picture.

>get a new girlfriend
>she has decent hygiene and eating habits
>make an effort to try to smell her ass while I'm kissing her lower back because of the meme
>smells like sweat or something hard to explain
>literally nothing sexy or enticing about it
I think it's just some weird fantasy you guys have wishing it somehow doesn't smell like either shit or not much at all

this lol desu a womans armpits smell good

It's literally a joke bro

I would eat that ass like it were my last supper

Has brapp-posting gone too far?
I hate this pasta

I was with a girl who had a massive ass once.
Smelled like sweaty ass when she'd take her pants off was not hot at all

Cuck detected

Its an acquired taste.

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

>girl
new here? that's a man's ass

I feel dirty... is this what true disgust is?

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that pasta gets you a permaban i believe

low test betacucks detected

Just tell her you want to lick her asshole and if she could take a shower first.
My girl does that and cleans it well, then I can indulge my dirty desires and wallow like a filthy pig in between those tight butt cheeks. She loves the feeling too

Autist here. Explain why normies like these things during sex.
>Eating ass
>Choking
>Having her say "daddy", and you pretending she's a child
>Anal

go wake your mother. she will explain.

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>It's taboo
>Domination
>See above
>It's taboo and generally tighter

>eating ass is taboo
>random hookups with no condom is socially acceptable

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My gf wanted to lick MY ass. I said no. Is rimming really THAT good? She likes the way lifting makes my ass look.

Lol u guys are all beta. I eat my gf's ass like crazy every fucking time I feel like and even though she says she feels uncomfortable sometimes idgaf. She likes it when I start tonguefucking her pussy and bury my nose into her asshole though.

I would lik my gf to eat my asshole

My opinion - porn. I highly doubt that anyone was choking, facialing etc before porn

Pic? Lower squats can help

Haven't seen this one in a while

It only works if the girl is a 8+. Anything under that and you realize you're just licking a girl's asshole whereas when it's an 8+ and you''re in flavor town mate

>Eating ass
Primal habit used for checking partner being healthy, like dogs sniff each others butts. Normal healthy ass smell/taste should turn us on.
>Choking
Primal habit in women because her instinct is to only let the strongest and most able/driven men mate with her. Same reason as to why most women fantasize about being raped.
>Having her say "daddy", and you pretending she's a child
Because her dad is a strong able man, see above.
>Anal
Because many women like being dominated and many men like dominating women, because that's the natural way of human sexuality, see above.

>meme that caught on
>people like the lightheaded feeling (you're supposed to cut off blood flow, not their airway)
>meme that caught on
>some men like it, wouldn't be surprised if some girls like it but I've yet to meet one

You discovered you're not into something. Cool, now you learned, now move on with your life and stop treating this as a blog.

Violence and sexuality have been linked far longer than porn has been around.

Newfag

>tfw no otoni gf

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I would feel too self conscious to let a girl do that even if she begged me and I had literally just stepped out of the shower.