She actually responds, how do I not fuck this up

She actually responds, how do I not fuck this up

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She won't, don't worry

youre clearly funny but the last one was a lil overboard
i know because this is exactly how i talk to tinder sluts and they never reply to my antics
me being a skinnyfat DYEL probably doesnt help either

Real chads never write more than 2 paragraphs.

You already did by typing about 10 times as much as shed did you retard

Fucking lmao dude get a clue

I've matched with her before but we ended up never hanging out, we matched again and now here we are

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Just fuck her already, damn

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>having your friend make a fake account for this thread

>fucking a nonwhite

this just sounds corny from the outside. especially if you cant back it up lol

Don't make her grumpy OP

Haha what the fuck OP?

Good way to get stalking/threat charges laid against you, nearly happened to me when i told a girl that she wouldn't talk so high with my nut on her face

>the absolute state of Jow Forums
What happened?

She just said that she didnt think it was funny and was going to show the conversation to the police, nothing came of it but i did some research and she easily could have

Basically just saying look after yourselves lads, whether you on a dating app or chatting to a bird at the bar, the laws the law, dont fuck yourself over trying to get a bit of pussy

>a tinder broad calling the cops over that
you just had shit luck man. i tell women the most depraved shit i can think of. sometimes it works, a lot of times theres no response, but i have never received real backlash for spewing verbal diarrhea at people

Chad only needs to say "you want sum dick?"

just b urself

what can the police do??

Yeah ive never put a lot of genuine thought in to what i say to chicks, but its scary to think that there are some women who will go out of their way to potentialy ruin your life because you caught them at a bad time with the wrong pick up line, its easy to forget that rules apply when you aren't face to face with the person you are talking to

*cums after 2 minutes of missionary*

>no homo

2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven, baaaaaaaaby

>equal feelings of arousal and disgust
So this is the muscle confusion Jow Forums keeps talking about