Ephedrine + Yohimbine + Caffeine + Aspirin

Anyone else do this stack? Increased my lifts by 10 kg in a week (four sessions) AND lowered by BF% by approximately 2 points.

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Ok mr fat newbie baby lifts

Yeah? Increased my bench from 110 kg to 120 kg, squat from 130 kg to 140 kg, deadlift from 160 to 170, OHP from 55 kg to 60 kg (it's my weakest lift out of the big four obviously)

>those hand marks
>reminds me of how my gf looks after I spank her
>I have to hold her down every time despite her squirming and protesting
>I have to keep hitting her through her screams
>I have to hold her by the neck and push her head in the pillow to muffle her cries
>I hate hurting her
>she's dripping wet by the time I'm done as this turns her on more than anything in the world

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I would kill myself if my lifts were that low.

im horny

Yeah? Post physique skelly

bump

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Why the aspirin?
What ratio?
What frequency?

This shit hot. More stories

>>I have to keep hitting her through her screams

I'm glad you have a healthy sex life, but you know she's going to use all this to paint you as an abusive ex-bf once you split up, right?

Aspirin helps the blood flow easier. I take:

- 250 mg aspirin
- 12.5 mg yohimbine
- 5 mg ephedrine
- 200-300 mg caffeine

Danke friend, I shall recreate your experiment.

Lol how? Aspirin prevents clotting, ie. it will make you less likely to form clots in your heart or brain if you are like 70 years old and will also make you bleed more.
It doesn't physically thin the blood and make it flow better, it just inhibits platelet aggregation, which doesn't happen except with injury/bleeding or disease states that lead to stroke/heart attack as mentioned above.

Relax there buddy, it's not like I made this formula up myself and I'm not an M.D. so I can't exactly refute what you're saying. The bro-science explanation I was given is that aspirin doesn't thin your blood but makes your blood cells more "slippery" (I know, I know) which will help it flow easier.

Be careful friend and don't start with the dosage I use immediately. Some people have felt heart palpitation and described it as "feeling like you're going to die", so be very careful. Most recommendations say not to stack ephedrine with yohimbine, but rather use either ephedrine OR yohimbine+caffeine. Remember, I'm just an anonymous asshole on a Persian mat weaving board who might as well be talking out of my ass.

SOURCE???

Sorry man. I would ask around if I were you and try to find the studies it is based on. I am an M.D, not that we call it that in my country. That doesn't mean I am an expert in this kind of niche stuff but it doesn't make much sense to me physiologically.
Aspirin does come with the risk of developing stomach ulcers and the very rare (1 in 20,000) chance of GI haemorrhage, but higher chance if you already have certain stomach issues.
Just make sure you take it with food or a large glass of water. Good luck mate.

Duh Niger, the average cup of coffee only has 80 mg of caff. You just slammed back the equivalent 3 or 4 cups. Imma cut out the aspirin as well.

Don't call me a nigger and then be ignorant about it. 5 mg of ephedrine alone is way more dangerous than 200-300 mg of caffeine. I hope you die from trying this BYYYYEEEE

Yeaaa, she could make me eat my ass tenfold if we were to hit courts. I guess my only option is to marry her.

Aight broski I don't think you'll like this as much but here goes nothing
>be a while back
>she starts fucking with me during the day
>realize the game she's playing
>literally pick her up and start carrying her into the bedroom
>she's squirming and squealing and yelling at me to put her down
>ignore her, throw her on the bed
>she tries to resist, we start to wrestle
>she suddenly gets this idea of wanting to dominate me for some reason
>she manages to free one of her hands and she grabs my balls in a deathgrip
>wants me to submit and during this, she slaps me which is the only thing I won't tolerate due to childhood trauma
>successfully supress the flashing rage of a thousand suns rising within me
>she must've seen some reaction in my eyes which scared her for a moment because she loosened her grip for a second
>it's enough to enable me to free my nuts and get a grip of her hands
>tell her she crossed the line
>tell her I would let her off easy if she accepts her punishment and goes down on doggy and presents her ass to be spanked like a good girl
>she reluctantly agrees, presents her ass but pussies out and quickly turns on her back as I raise my arm
>tell her she either complies within 3 seconds or she gets 5-5 slaps on her cheeks, the choice is hers
cont. 1/2

Aspirin is bad for your boys. Not as bad as ibuproren, but still

cont.
>"You can't do this! I didn't do anything"
>"The hell you didn't, you know damn well you deserve this. You have 3 seconds to decide. What will it be? 1. "
>"I didn't do anything!"
>"2, Remember, you have a choice."
>"user, you can't do this!"
>"3, I see you made your choice."
>she's desperately trying to stay on her back because she knows what's about to happen
>grab her arm and thigh and despite her best efforts, i flip her on her stomach
>I sit on her legs and pin both her arms behind her back with my left arm
>I start slapping her ass with all my might
>actually hurts my hands and am pretty sure half the block can hear it
>she screams and begs me to stop
>tell her that this was her choice and that this is what she wants
>around the 3rd round she starts to beg meg to stop
>"Please user it's enough, I can't take it anymore"
>spank her again
>"You wanted 10, I'll give you 10"
>"You can't do this, I won't allow it"
>"Watch me"
>by the time I'm done she has tears in her eyes
>she gave up struggling for the last 2 slaps
>get off her, lean in close to her, and hug her
>"user, y-you purposely humiliated and demeaned me"
>I stroke her body that's now limp from submission
>tell her I love her as I fondle her wet pussy
>remind her that she's the one who gets off of this, not me
>"But I told you to stop!"
>"What gave you the impression that you WERE in control?"
>she's mildly terrified for a moment when it dawns on her
>"Sweetheart, I love you, and that means I'll make sure you get exactly the sex you want and deserve"
>she wants to protest but knows I'm right
>proceed to fuck her brains out
2/2

>tfw you hate doing this kinda thing along with choking, spitting, bondage, and just generally "Gorilla Fucking" and "Alpha Dominating" them
>you just want a gf to cuddle and tenderly love as you explore her body
>but if you don't do the above they WILL leave you sooner rather than later
Where have all the nice guys gone indeed.

>"What gave you the impression that you WERE in control?"
Bane?

>aspirin
what?

This is the kind of shit that meant I was kv until 26.
Like bitch, what the fuck do you want?
I'm obviously not chad enough to get away with it, so the risk of an assault charge or worse just isn't worth it.
And so those with nothing to lose get more than their share, and women love it but then complain when the inevitable happens.
Fuck them.

God man. I could never do this shit. My gf is into light spanking, but this sounds like a whole new level

Ephedrine is amazing in general

Just go for it.
Do what this guy did.
What could go wrong?
Just dominate her, be an alpha male. Right?

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It's not like I do this to a random stranger on the second date tho. I've been with this girl for years now.

Yeah I didn't think I was capable of doing this until I did. Also, it's not like I do this everyday to her. This happened once, at a time where I felt like she was pushing her boundaries and she needed to be put back into her proper place. Sounds brutal now that I look back at it, and I think something like this could genuinely destroy relationships, but I could play the card that I never even SAID anything to purposely hurt her, much less did. And I did, after this happened. She actually seems to want less spanking nowadays tho and sometimes even outright asks rather for cuddling and gentle love, which is a welcome surprise. Usually it's some gentle slaps tho during foreplay.
Actually, I did hurt her once which scared the living shit out of me, but that's a story for another time, and thank god she didn't realize what was going on.

>Like bitch, what the fuck do you want?
I mean, I knew exactly what she wanted, and I gave it to her. Thing is, she didn't consciously know she wanted it at the time. Lots of things are going on subconsciously, especially in a relationship. In the end it was clear that she wanted it from the start, but.. well look, somewhat similar would be: if you have a rape fantasy, you can't really admit it now can you? It would defeat the purpose. But if you find a guy whom you can trust, TRULY trust, and he figures it out, he can fulfill your fantasies in a safe way.
>inb4 some autist thinks what I say is that you should rape women
Don't be disheartened by this, just realize that you have to become really adept at reading your partner and anticipating their moves. It's like a dance.

Ephedrine+caffeine AND yohimbine sounds like trouble bro. I do albuterol + caffeine OR yohimbine fasted

>she didn't consciously know she wanted it at the time.
>if you find a guy... and he figures it out, he can fulfill your fantasies in a safe way.
>become really adept at reading your partner and anticipating their moves.

You're a braver man than me user. I've seen what you're saying work happily, true; I've also seen it backfire with friends and the fallout was catastrophic.

Yes retards here will
>"hurr women want to be raep muh primal bio-reductionism derr"
But that doesn't stop it from also having, I don't want to say merit, but some sort of common recurring theme they often call "victim blaming".

I wish I had the Test/Balls/Trust to do that, but I guess I've weighed up my options and compared them to my personal values and, for me at least, it doesn't add up.

The TL;DR is most women want to be dominated by the right man some of the time when it suits them.

Too true :/