Alpha, motherfucking, Destiny: /ourboy/, pulled off a one finger pullup. Have you ever seen such an amazing feat of strength in all your life? What can the naysayers say now? It just goes to show what you can achieve as a natty with an indomitable will...
Bow down to the motherfucking King of Jow Forums, lads. Praise be to based Alex! Follow your dreams! Don't let anyone put you down!
>Have you ever seen such an amazing feat of strength in all your life? Yup, I knew a free climber in high school who roided and could do this easily.
Ayden Miller
yeah he's like 56% or something like that
Does he still have the lemonade story up on his website? I cannot find it :(
Asher Scott
If it is that easy, bro, then why don't you show proof of you doing it then? Or even proof of you doing a one-armed pullup, or hell; a regular pullup for reps? Instead of armchair critiquing the guy you should prove that you are at least close to/on his level before even thinking about talking shit. This video will go viral and bring in thousands of new fans for him.
memes aside, 1 finger pullup is fucking gay shit compared to lifting heavy ass weights. Instead of getting stronger and benching 4 plates raw he decided to go the other way and it's not even impressing as much because there are people who can do this using fucking pinky instead of the strongest finger.
Lucas Robinson
t. Butt-mad, 500lbs, lardass talking smack about a guy in his prime. Get some of your own achievements before trying to belittle your betters, kid.
17 posts 11 IPs hmm well here's your (You) anyways Alex
Luis Fisher
easy when you finger anuses all day
Jackson Sullivan
is that you alex?
Grayson Rodriguez
Blaha please go
Ayden Adams
>youtube celery that isn't Jason or a misfit
Why even bother.
Kevin Thomas
Stop trying to project your faggot fantasies on another male, you creepy freak.
>High school >Roider
There is a difference between being a fully-stacked, grown-ass adult and a 140lbs high-school kid. As you mentioned the kid was on roids thus your argument is rendered useless, Alex is entirely naturally and earned his strength through hard-work and has became one of the strongest and biggest athletes in the online fitness game.
>At this point of the conversation, I was getting annoyed and pissed off. I began squeezing my palms and clenching my jaw. That’s when I let them have it. It's pure unadulterated cringe
Blake Walker
A semi-satirical article, but people are too fucking dense or autistic to read between the lines.
fucking kek i pictured him sitting in a cafe doing that with his legs not even touching the floor
Jackson Anderson
>alphadestiny68
Jordan Morgan
>ourboy speak for yourself dipshit
Robert Cook
damn thats pretty impressive ngl
Adam Williams
>semi-satirical That's not how satire works, you absolute fucking tool. It's 100% serious writing on his part. He's trying to make this a passable story for the 17 year old incels who think he's the shit. Alex pls go
Parker Howard
kek you mean beta destiny
Justin Long
Is this real?
>She looks at me and says “You sound like you could be a guy on the radio”.
>I thought this was kind of random, but I replied with “Oh really? That’s interesting. Although I’m not a guy who speaks on the radio
Bentley Williams
people told me before i have a radio voice but that story is cringe for many other reasons
Nathaniel Thomas
Lmao, this is exactly the same as a one arm pull up except it puts unnecessary stress on your finger for no reason. And considering he's a hypermanlet i'd expect him to be able to do atleast one one arm pull up. This isn't even impressive at all.