Lena Dunham and Rich Evans lost their virginity in high school

Guy from the webshow Redlettermedia who's always the butt of jokes.

Sex doesn't belong on a pedestal. It's not hard to fuck an ugly person, or get laid in general if you're in a trashy enough circle. A lot of the time when sex is thrown at attractive people, they don't want it. They want it when there's something more real and actually satisfying.

Just be yourself !

Yes.

I've been doing that and it has yet to get me laid

It's a well known fact that below-average girls are the biggest sluts, since being a cumdumpster is the easiest way for them to feel desirable and to soothe their insecurities.

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It's almost like sex isn't the most important thing in the world for normal people.

senhora Lima was a good Catholic. Dunham was a child-raping varsity slut who knew she would be nigh unfuckable once she got to college.

Then why does everyone make such a massive deal about it?

Because the people here are fucking virgins who don’t realize how incredibly mundane sex can be. Not to mention your first time is pretty much guarded to be awkward as shit.

>world famous actors
>normal people