Shh.
Shh
Julian Green
Oliver James
its past 7 am sweetie should already be there
Isaac Green
SIPP MASTER RACE
Dominic King
>never finish whole cup
>no one can ever speak to me
Levi Foster
Sage
David Kelly
Bump.
Justin Hughes
>always wake up a little tired no matter how much I sleep
>take the coffee pill
>sweat
>shitting
>farting
>jittery
>paranoid
>still tired
Jayden Walker
why is this so funny? lmao
Benjamin Smith
Why are we so cranky in the morning before our coffee brehs?
Nathan Bell
I hate coffee drinkers so God damn much. I'll fucking hang myself before I become one.
Oliver Reyes
>wake up at 11 EST
>just finishing that first cuppa
>saving the second for steakneggs
Good feels brehs
Filename XD
Carter Stewart
I've been starting to have coffee for my preworkout because I'm currently out of preworkout. I've just been making it by dumping grounds into a pot and boiling it, then waiting for the grounds to settle.
Does it taste like shit because my roomie gets shitty coffee, or I made it in a hobo tier way, or all coffee just tastes like shit?
Aiden Adams
I gave up coffee during the work week for a caffeine pill in the morning. Still have a few cups on weekends though.
Henry King
You retard, you're supposed to pour the water over the coffee grounds (and the grounds should be in a filter) into a cup. And get better coffee mate.
Grayson Nelson
It tastes like shit because you're exposing the beans to excessively high temperatures! Don't boil them!
I make coffee the same way, but right. Get the water to boiling, TURN THE HEAT OFF, let it stop bubbling and cool off a little bit (to like 205-210F), then add grounds, stir, cover the pot, and wait 3-5min. Strain out the grounds somehow, I use a non-disposable filter from an old coffeemaker and a funnel.
Isaac Reed
lol enjoy being sleepy sleep cuck
Jaxson Powell
I drink instant coffee. No muss no fuss, no little clean up necessary.
Josiah Myers
>Strain out the grounds somehow
A French press is like $10
James Torres
But the taste user
Yeah das gud
Blake Wood
Buy a french press. Glass will taste better, but a stainless steel press will last forever. Also, you should probably buy better coffee. At the very least, buy the kind that comes as beans and you grind it at the store. Better yet, buy a grinder and grind it fresh every morning. Brand isn't a huge deal. Try a dark, medium, and light roast (there is no difference in caffeine content, but darker roasts are more bitter). Drink it black no sugar, or don't drink it at all. If you start adding all those calories to the coffee just to stomach it you should find a better source of caffeine.
James Scott
Caffeine withdrawal
Sebastian Martinez
instant coffee is actually pretty good if you get the right stuff (pic related)
Cooper Harris
You're mentally and physically weak. I drink minimum a qt of coffee a day (2-3 oz of fresh-ground beans, roughly 500-800mg of caffeine) and I don't experience any crankiness or tiredness before I've had my coffee. Don't use coffee as a replacement for sleep.
Matthew Lopez
Shh sh sh sh, not yet.
Jacob Anderson
it's too early for that sweetie, quiet down now...
Lincoln Morales
how do you fags drink your coffee? and what is the best coffee to get for health gains?
Kevin Price
Str8-up black.
I think all coffee is about equally healthy as long as it hasn't been fucked with i.e. decaffeinated. Sometimes I spring for the expensive shit, but the basic brands are good. Sipping some Maxwell House Master Blend right now.
Christian Morgan
>I'll fucking hang myself before I become one.
>I'll hang myself
So what's taking you so long??
Wyatt Turner
Oh, I'll try that next time
Eli Sanders
I've been drinking it black
Sebastian Cox
i like coffee with a dash of half-n-half or whole milk. Used to drink it black forever and still do on occasion, but a little milk takes the edge off the bitterness and makes it nicer to drink, especially for darker roasts.
Gabriel Cooper
Friendly reminder to take a tolerance break once in a while. Makes it that much more enjoyable.
Tyler Miller
>downvoted
Jaxon Hughes
L theanine
Bout twice as much theanine as caffeine, taken at same time.
Blake Parker
Jacobs is GOAT if you can't brew coffee.
Luke Torres
I drink my coffee with 10cl of chocolate soy milk
Luis Wright
Does anyone else feel like shit every single morning regardless of sleep length? I can't remember a time I woke up feeling energized or refreshed. I don't drink coffee every morning either.
Ryder Sanders
lol wait I thought we were supposed to feel like shit in the morning
Evan Wood
people find the silliest things to be angry about here i swear
Austin Reed
SHHH sweety read the mug
Henry Sullivan
>Drinking ethiopia light roast, tastes like blueberries
Feels good to drink elite coffee
Isaac Myers
I drink a latte, so I can get my first cup of gomad in at the start of the day
Andrew Murphy
I should get some of that
Chase Foster
>caffeine addiction
Nolan Jackson
If I take a tolerance break I get constipated desu. Just take some fibruh I'm guessing
Jacob Cox
>drinking coffee instead of semen flavored austism piss