What's so special about Zyzz?

Zizz

Zebra

That's Jay. He's made it.

He went from zero to hero and btfo sloots left and right.

Jyzz

>What's so special about Zyzz?
Idiot, that's Zzyz.

Zbra

Yzyy

Zeezz

best one

resurrecting Zyzz was a mistake ... he's an abomination now ... fucking Zyzzenstein

we shouldn't play God

dios mio ... que dios nos perdone

>so i have to do presentation for class
>awkward as fuark
>start working out
>not so awkward
>zyzz is my inspiration
>presentation again
>trembling
>just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
>get confident
>my turn
>i get up there
>start shaking uncontrollably
>start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
>teacher says I can start anytime
>I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
>at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
>"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
>repeat at least 4 more times
>look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
>girls start laughing
>I pass out
>hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
>minor concussion -teacher thinks I was on drugs
>classmates call my zeezbrah
>nickname eventually turns into zebra
>i haven't heard my real name in months
>haven't been this depressed since high school

Perfect size/bf%/inserts/height/frame. Literal perfect aesthetics.

What's so special about lurking more?

>theres tons of zyzz wannabes and copycats, nothing new
Yea basically all of /fit

was waiting for this entering this thread, thank you.

we all have a little bit of Jyzz in us. Every one of us

Looks like one of those Oompa Loompas from the new movie, if you fed him roids

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y-y-you take t-that back, f-f-fag

More like Zzzz this whole thread amirite

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Bruh, those tiles are 6 square inches. That guy is like 4'8" including his hair rofl