ITT: 'That guy' stories
>that guy who hits on girls in the gym
>that guy who wants to start a conversation in the gym
>that guy who takes 5 minute breaks between his 1/4 ROM squats to fuck around on his phone
>that guy who does ten different variations of curls and then complains about tendonitis
>that guy who died in the gym
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These aren't stories, they are just titles.
>that guy that starts 'That guy' threads
>that guy that brought a ladder to the gym and hung a big sign on the wall that says “NO BLACKS” then walks around the gym to every African American and goes “ahem” while nudging his head towards the sign
Usually when you make up a story for these threads you try to come up with one that's funny but nice try anyway user I know you'll get it some day
>tfw i'm a girl and do this
Ive got no female wojak but you get the point
>That guy who cums all over the equipment
efukt com/20509_Orgasm_At_The_Gym_.html
Who died op?
t. nigger
>that girl that starts 'That guy' threads
pic related
>that guy who is doing high weight low volume lifting but is too shy to ask for a spotter and only makes minimal gains
I would like spotting you and seeing you progress, user.
Sure, where do you live?
ouch
>That guy who compensate the pussy he didn't get in HS by becoming fit.
>that guy who posts shadman
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youtube.com
Youth, youth,
Spring of beauty,
In fascism's the salvation
Of our liberty.
>That guy who posts Blocco Studentesco cuties in OP for 'That guy' stories
>shadfaggot
post disregarded
>that guy who isn't a fascist
>fascism
>liberty
Toppest kek. Worked a treat in Europe the last time, didn't it? Fuck off, LARPer.
>that guy that crossed your path on accident and says "your a big boy"
t. white 14 year old with little parental supervision
>that dyel that squats in the smith machine
>communism
>liberty
lmao
>that guy that says he's a girl
>tfw im that girl
She's so cute. Who's this?
>shadman
Some italian fascist girl
>tfw guy who shaves in the gym
u mad blackboi?
Holy fuck, I haven't seen this picture in like 7 years. Used to be my wallpaper
I bet she's old and wrinkly now
god, that whore
just look at her
judging me
it looks like a smile, but i can tell by the way the corners of her mouth are turned that she's doing this as a "fuck you" to me
how fucking dare she
she doesn't know me
she doesn't know what I'm capable of
she has life handed to her on a silver platter just because she's a 7/10 (at best)
bitch
she chokes on a different cock nightly
and presumes to judge ME?
I'll show her how powerful I am
I'll show everyone
t. Elliot Rodger
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Do you want to talk about your problems with us a little bit before you end up killing innocent people and then yourself?
no please
oufffffff
Actually
I think it's more to do with how the eyes. Genuine smiles also activate muscles near the eye so along with your own world views, you interpret this less genuine looking smile to be something insulting.
extremely cringe
i like it
>My gym just hired a trans receptionist
>try not to be a dick
>say hey when greeted
>say have a good one when told goodbye
>leaving the gym today
>all I ever see you drink is water user
>you should try drinking something with some electrolytes and protein in it
>NOPE.jpg
>say nothing walk out
Was this autistic or transphobic of me?
R*ddit pls go
>water with protein
>implying it's either facism or communism
Fucking retard
>that guy who gives unasked for form checks and they're bad form
>that guy who always smells like beer or smokes
>that guy who wears the same marvel shirt every time you see him
>that guy who drops the bar on every deadlift rep
>that guy who thinks his squat max carries over to smith with the exact same plates
>that guy who does one handed shrugs at the smith
well you know the rules. Show em or GTFO
can someone post this in something that jewgle didn’t fuck Up
this is the worst
i don’t want to bother anybody but fuck a spotter would help so god damned much
he/she... uh (or let's call it shim) shim wants you to drink his anal gestation fluid of zi's trans tird baby
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fun fact, that guy is a personal trainer
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>that guy on steroids who sneered at you when you first started the gym who has made no progression because he only used dumbbells and machines and when a year later you ask him to spot for you he looks down at the floor because he knows he's too scared to touch a barbell and realizes that fatty who is now bigger than him has accomplished more than his fake ass
hmmm sounds pretty specific. let me guess you're the "fatty" in the story
well skinny fat, down to 8% now
That doesn't look like her and they're mixing shows with that Scrooge McDuck dollar.
>that them who tells me how to live at the gym
Not even once
This. I also have this anger deep inside me. Men have to toil and struggle to have value but women are just born with it. It infuriates me.
>And they're bad form
The human embodiment of shitty form?
just make sure to scrunch your eye muscles when you fake smile like the rest of us you fucking autist
Shut up.
>That guy who mirrors your BB exercises with 1/4 ROM and similar weight for one set then walks off with a smirk
I really don't understand what he's trying to accomplish, I'm the literal definition of DYEL
>he doesn’t mix whey in with his preworkout
Never gonna make it desu
> That guy that wears gym shorts
Why you gotta be like that user?
Fellow robot detected
Why...
>that guy that ruined his own thread by not understanding the concept so nobody is actually posting stories
You don't look skinny fat at 8%.
>that guy who spends his day doing nothing but lifting weights, eating tasteless chicken, and drinking brown water thinking someone will love him
>that guy who pisses on the toilet paper rolls in the gym bathroom
>that guy who shits on the toilet seat at the gym
>that guy who rips silent ass when he walks by people doing heavy loads
>that guy is me
>that guy who thinks that's what the thread was about
Why is shadman using chromatic aberration now? Can't he do anything right?