Tinder

BRO op ask her this: Would you suck carl jung's dick? I would.

ask her that, pls make my dreams come true

>binghamton
what are the odds
pretty chad uni anyway desu
slashspoiler too bad im a failed normie

She said she was a qc specialist so I said " you must be good at your job because you are all quality", pretty clever right? Anyway now that I really look at her she has a rat face but it doesnt really matter these girls are just for talking to anyway

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okay bro
just do this ask the asian girl that question

Some femanon tell me if this guy is actually attractive or not. I look a lot like him

I feel like you ruined the only opportunity to get a decent conversation from one of these thots

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attractive but don't do that reddit face fuckery

I know im sorry. I'll do better with the next match
go on sarahtell her this: I'm feeling pretty down. Can you help me?

bro fix stuck
it's suck

Here are the other pics btw
I think I hit every mark with these
Photo dressed up nice
Photo all causal
Photo with friends (female) at a bar
Photo outdoors doing some sports
Plus that one has a cat probably the most important part

The perfect profile picture set

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Okay I did that. I don't really get it though doesn't seem very clever I don't know where you're going with that line but I'll trust you.

Meh too late

Next girl!

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>reddit face fuckery
I'm sorry now?

the chadfish lmao

In my opinion make the racing picture your main, will make you look better to people that only swipe on the main photo

having both arms visible to be fairly sure it wasnt a selfie is like +4 on the tinder scale for men but not for women

ask her this: Do you think black babies are even cute? I don't desu.

Thanks for trusting me. If only these girls actually respond back i could think of something.

Next girl

No that's terrible and will make her probably not even respond

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>alcohol
>middle finger ring
>ridiculous nails
>trashy name
>astrology
>stupid profile
>normie trash rap anthem
everything about this girl screams cock hungry skank

Sure, worth a try. I thought women would be more attracted to a guy dressed up than the racing one though, but I guess it does look cooler and it does have the cat.

must be nice to be that attractive

holy shit those eyes
she looks like she's from silent hill or something
tell her you'd like to meet for a drink but she has to promise not to harvest your soul

Fine ask her this: Do you think short men should kill themselves?

I did it. I changed strings a couple other pics though too, didn't know what you think is optimal

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do this, you will get a good response

Tell one of them
"When are you going to stop taking 3 dicks at once"
Please op itll make my day

I asked
"Do you think short men should just stop existing?"

I asked
"I'd like to meet for a drink but you have to promise not to suck out my soul"

And I got a couple new matches just now

No one's responding though... Is it because it's late at night? I know girls don't fucking sleep though. I guess it is a Friday night too...

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I got banned from tinder, cant even sign up on a different facebook

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Tell her this: Weed gave my mom schizophrenia, she killed herself because weed made her paranoid. I think weed shouldn't be legal cause it harms some people. Also you down to fuck?

Another girl oreganoooooo

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He's originally ugly.

Make a new email op

did that, still locked me out

Done and done oreginal

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We should all make tinder accounts and tell the roasties offensive crap

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Ip ban

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he isn't op
OP Is the one with the discord notification
also op do this even got dubs

tell her: I think we would have great babies.

Honestly, i hope she responds back.
None of the girls responded back

Next girl

I was going to use on

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tell her: I've never drank alcohol, smoked cigs, smoked weed, never done any kind of drug. If i had to pick a drug that i would do, it would be DMT. I would go straight for DMT.

Plus he's a normal looking white guy. Women love white guys

Haha yeah that's why I can't use any pics of my actual self.
Speaking of which if you guys do this dont use pics of adonis looking male models from "hot guys instagram" or anything like that most bitches can smell that catfish a mile away. I'm getting more matches with this than when I tried that.

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Another girl
This is getting kinda boring since no one's responding
Might have to wait till tomorrow

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i use a model for my catfish, very high success rate with nudes

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Really?
Maybe I just didn't put effort into my profile back then

Honestly, i never got tinder to work since it's asking for a facebook and a phone number. That's literally a lot of info right there. I might get tinder one day, i wanna fuck a tinder thott

What a pathetic thing to do. What a pathetic waste of your tine.

>last tinder thread some chad asked a girl about stepping on her tits
>she instantly responds, is not weirded out
>i try to do the same thing to some fat titty girl and she instantly unmatches me
>try again later with a whale and instantly unmatches

Fucking ridiculous. Chad or you are fucked in this world. So tired of this fucking shit. People spend all day raging about how everyone should be equal but looks are literally the biggest determining factor of fucking everything in your life.

yeh, but i can send like 10 back to back snaps of the guy im catfishing as on snapchat so they all believe it
i mostly get nudes in the morning/late at night

>tfw super-like a titty monster whore who streams games on Chaturbate

God I'm desperate.

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Looks like Eric from That's 70s show

How does that work? I thought you could only send pics you just took over Snapchat. I've never used SC btw, I'm just curious.

There are apps like snaptools (which is now free and open source) that let you send gallery photos and videos as if they were live

ty, user, even tho i forgot to reply directly

don't worry user the ONLY reason I made this fake account and everything was to literally just to superlike this bitch who after i did some sleuthing I found out all her pics were fake so it's probably some strange elaborate catfish but i don't know because the profile is realistic and it also changes every so often and it's consistent

also she didn't respond to the super like so I just made this thread instead

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I remember seeing nearly exactly the same bio in a catfish video.

You have women sending you first messages it looks like. It doesn't matter what you say.

25yo semi attractive introverted autistic neet here

I scored a date on my first tinder attempt, I am naturally shy so I had to look up a guide as well

Apparently you get better chances of a response if your first message triggers an emotion, saying something like "hey, how are you?" is boring so if the girl doesn't ignore your effortless first message she will also respond with a boring, effortless first message herself and conversation just dies out seeing as there is nothing to lead on the conversation.

The emotional response is most important, try say something funny, something interesting and even been up front can have better results in scoring a date
For me, I matched up with a milf in her 30s and my first message was "have you ever slept with a younger guy?" and that made the entire conversation because her first response was more open so it lead to more conversation and eventually hooking up

lmao I matched with the same skylar

>1 hour and 40 minutes ago
how long does it fucking take for tinder thots to respond? does that app give you a notification or something. we need more targets user