Any new mirin’ stories?
>be me
>lifting for a few months
>advance from skelly mode to normal size mode
>clothes starting to get tighter
>girl I used to cuddle with grabs my jeans and says “ooh user, your jeans are getting tighter”
>she makes comments around me about how girls like guys with nice butts/legs
I have a gf that isn’t her but the mire was still nice
yes more mire threads
they are my motivation threads
>be at library, trying to get some shit done
>qt witta booty latina sits one seat over on the side of me
>after she sits down, I can see her look at me and starts playing with her hair
>no game, so just sit there
>get up to use restroom
>she goes overboard giving me clearance to get through and looks at me
>come back
>hair_flicking_intensifies.mov
>literally can barely focus
barely got shit done, I got mired to the point of not being able to get shit done and also got reminded of how shit my game is.
Officially the new Miring Season has started !
Whos here hyped and his heart beats when he is about to go out ?
Not sure about the hype, but I'm getting a heart attack due roids probably while walking to the gym
he cute
did you say hi at least?
you gonna die soon user. Make the time that has left worth it . Godspeed
Nope, but even if I did, I don't see how anything else I would have said afterwards would have been relevant. The assumption is were at a library to study, so why would I start asking her questions about what she's wearing, what she's studying for, etc.? Just feels so forced.
I REALLY gotta stip mirin so obviously in the gym because I don't even look at the hot and fit girls anymore for whatever sexual satisfaction that'd give me - I'm looking at the guys and wishing I were them
But on the outside it's just me staring at guys. I mean just because I take prolonged looks at naked/half-naked dudes in the locker room and wish I would touch their hard muscles and wipe the sweat off their backs in the shower doesn't mean I'm GAY, right?
most conversation that seems forced is just regular conversation.
>be me
>22
>gay with a fetish for 30-40 yo men
>lose the last few pounds of overweight and the muscles I've been working on for a few months become visible
>visit one of my closest sex partners (34 yo guy, engineer, nice most of the time)
>lying on the couch with him
>he starts slipping down his hand around my body
>"Wow user, starting to become my little athlet, heh :). Keep going it looks good!"
Most normie conversation is forced
>Be in study group
>New girls join us
>Sitting next to a new blonde qt
>Just go a new short haircut
>Bros comment on it, saying it looks better then when it was long
>Qt asks to see a pic «oh, user you were hot with short long hair too»
>Realises she just called a stranger hot to his face
>Laugh it off
>Wanna smash but already have a qt gf
is being gay life on easy mode user?
>walking to Uni club meeting
>look at my phone and look up
>see my ex eyeing me
>head snaps around as soon as eyes meet, like a kid caught looking at his dads forbidden porno mag
>she walks up stairs
>as I walk by, I see her walking slowly and looking back on the stairs out of the corner of my eye
>never turn my head to look back as I walk away
So caught ex miring so that’s nice.
holy fucking shit, this.
I've been trying to interact with more normies to see if it would rub off so I could stop being a sperg. it was ALL awkward and felt forced. then I started paying attention to normies conversating. most of it is forced.
And that's how I learned to talk to girls without scaring them.
I wouldn't say it's easy, only different. Sex is fucking easy to find and you don't have to deal with the bullshit of women (the longer I'm gay, the longer I don't understand how straight people don't snap from all the ignorant bullshit they have to suffer through for 20 minutes of fun with them) but STD rates are higher. Finding a real relationship is harder than for straight people. And I'm really, really glad I live in a Western country and in a white neighborhood without too many Arabs, Turks and blacks.
> threads
Go back to gaia
You don’t need an ulterior motive to talk to someone. We are social animals. We are literally dogs sniffing each other’s butts. They don’t need a reason either.
>be me
>fall for college meme
>have study group
>we're not really friends but take the same stuff
>one of whom is a cute black chick
>one day after a session I'm walking her back to her car
>out of the blue asks me if I watch BLACKED
>lol wut?
>"uh no"?
>"yeah I thought not" she says smiling then leaves in her car
What on earth did she mean by this?
>Looking around for seat in the library, only one available is near some recluse
>He's got a bowl of oats, a whole onion, and a 2 liter shaker of protein in front of him.
>Hesitate but eventually take the seat.
>Look up and catch him staring at me, keeps shrugging his shoulders?
>Realize he is trying to flex is traps.
>Nervous he might try and talk to me, avoid eye contact and keep head down and hair covering my line of sight.
>He gets up, walks in my direction, mumbles under his breath, "h-hey are you an archeology".
>Pretend I didn't hear him.
>He quickly rushes off to the bathroom
>Feel bad for how I acted, I think he has autism.
>He comes back later and grabs his stuff and starts to walk away.
>Notice he forgot a book, "hey you left this!"
>He half shouts, "y-you mirin. You too" and skitters away.
>Reach for his book, "Starting Strength".
>Book mark of some mostly naked guy with "zyzz" drawn in hearts.
kek
hahaha i had a hearty chuckle. thanks user
>lifting for a year now
>ditched friends, I don't like them anymore
>been invited to a party
>"sure, why not" I said to myself. I too need some social contact
>attend party
>"DAMN YOUR ARMS ARE BIG" my friend said
>women still not mirin'
Source?
Africa
I usually barely talk to anyone at the gym, just tryna do my lifts and be efficient. but now that a whole bunch of girls either glancing or even staring in my direction or exercising next to me for no reason, I should do something about it. I've only exchanged a few words with a few before, never any real conversation. what do? I just don't know what to start with in the gym setting. I'm looking real good right now.
>What on earth did she mean by this?
She thinks your a cuck.
>the wife’s getting the 20week echo done
>echo woman keeps eyeing me and feels me up when we leave
>feel violated man
people look around in the gym don't worry about it
user you sound nice. Gyms just for working out not socializing, youll end up looking like a sperg
>out with fellow grad students at a bar to celebrate end of finals
>random girl at the bar eyeing me
>walks up to me while I'm talking to someone about school shit
>pulls me into the club below the bar
>feeling my muscles while were dancing
>I do the same to her (she's a bikini competitor)
>she asks for my number
>go on some dates
>fug her on the reg now
>fantastic body
>wants me all the time
>feel empty inside because she's too old for me so it's not going to lead anywhere and my oneitis is still with her fat Indian bf
At least I have the mires from her. Pic related
sex
>”you’re so h*cking big”
party
>fashion bro sees me in tightish shirt
>”jesus christ your body”
gym
>friend who lifted with me last year and only saw me recently
>”dude you got so-” *puffs chest and motions for bearmode*
getting tux fitted
>”wow you have a chest”
dad’s friend
>squeezes arms
>”so your dad tells me you lift”
walking to class
>your chest looks big today
today
>gaybro
>”you have a nice ass user”
Christ I know this feel bruv.
I'm in some situation where I'm getting mired (library, computer lab, lecture, etc., - but I'm such an autistic fuckwad I can't focus on what I'm doing and end up leaving like a pussy.
fml
>>Hecking
woah there watch your mouth user
Should've gave her a piece of paper with your number when you left
>summer 12% bodyfat have abs
>naturally have high cheekbones strong jawline even without working out
>go to get Reiki massage
>Qt japanese girl with whom I'm assuming was her mother
>"oh wow you're handsome" she says while staring at my cheekbones
>almost spazzed out, but smiled (I have perfect teeth dentist even asked if I had braces before (never did))
>she smiles and looks down
and
>had bestfriend, no longer friends at all but his mom arrives
>thick/braaap hogg puerto rican milf so thick
>drinking some stout since I never drink (pump)
>come downstairs after doin pullups more dat dere pump
>she sees me and says "Ohh" mouth open, I didn't know your son was so... big she said
>later at party grills show up and said to my dad "wow I didn't know your son was so tall" In my head I was like wtf I'm 5"7 manlet lmao
>tfw thicc braap dropped spaghetti even manlets get mired I'm 5"7 I got more just ask
ye sure post more
>fwb massages my body all the time
>keeps saying I have an amazing body and she loves it
>regularly is the one instigating sex when we're chilling by touching my abs and starting to make out
life is good
ok
>be rucking with 45lbs for 6 miles
>almost back home
>pass mortgage company building
>petite qt blonde makes eye contact with me
>im sweaty
>she looks at my shoulders and down to my stomach
(backpack on emphasises my shoulders and small waist cause of belt to keep my back straight)
>she looks me dead in the eyes and literally bites her lip out of a movie
also on the way home qt latinas and other grills with their wide eyes open looking at me from car
also like it was straight out of movie
>english 101 class
>qt christian bosnian conservative waifu
>shes been eyeing me for couple of weeks
>exit college talk with 3 friends
>feel something strange look up and literally slow motion out of a 2000s romantic comedy
>see qt look at me, we make eye contact she smiles at me and then looks down while still smiling
>continue talkin to friends like retard
didn't do anything and I still think about her. I will probably kill myself.
Thank you user, I have accepted my faith
Ur pretty
Thanks user. I'm having some major feels at the moment, so it's nice to get a kind word
Really fake and really gay
>gf asks what part of my body I like the most
>idk.png
>she says she loves my butt
>says it's gotten bigger and juicier
t-thanks squats n oats
WOW WTF MODSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>after workout, go to chinese takeaway I frequent
>60 year old cashier lady asks if I've been hitting the gym lately, my arms seem bigger
This is the maximum level of mire I get after training for 6 years. I had a pump cause I just trained, but fuck man for a 6'4 250 lbs guy barely anyone mentions how big I am, I have 19" arms for fucks sake... everyone just watches on the street, no one says anything in social circles
I should really go down to like 10% body fat (currently around 19-20), pretty sure people would notice the gains more
pic is my arm completely cold
That's what you get for being a lanklet. You could try dropping the bodyfat a little though, just to bring out the muscle more
>Walkin after a post workout GYRO
>See a woman in her car smiling at me
>We lock eyes and she snaps her head forward
>Can see her staring from the corner of my eye
Only mire to date
>have three chicks in my car
>driving around passing the blunt
>drop my wallet in passenger seat
>bitch too retardedto pick it up
>park and get out and go around and grab it from floorboard
>get back inside and chicks are giggling to themselves
>”user you have such a nice ass”
>”yeah it is like bigger than every chick in (insert our city)”
Thanks buds, you seem to make a point. I saw even sperging when they dont laugh in like 10 mins in convo (not even trying to make them laugh then failing and realising, i just feel there isnt enough fun there)
the only time when people mention it is when they see someone next to me who they can directly compare me to, for example my forearm is 15" which is larger than most peoples arms, then they realize I'm pretty big
also I don't really think the term lanklet really applies to me, putting on muscle is extremely easy for me, losing fat on the other hand...
was sperging*
I’d say 2” of those arms are from fat. Lean down my boyo.
>go to best buy with gf
>looking at phones
>asian teenage girl near me looking at phones
>leave and get in car
>gf angrily tells me asian girl was clearly checking me out over and over
>was too autistic to notice
feels ok i guess
Yeah man it's all about bf if you're as big as your picture. Once you start getting definition, people start to notice. I've seen twigs get compliments and it's really just for having visible musculature.
you need to bring that bodyfat down bro, normies are retarded they think being big is having muscle definition
>watching Black Panther at the movies
>intense fighting scene between protag and antag
>slouch down my seat and yell, "YO, THIS NIGGA FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON"
>everyone laughs
>black guy sucks his teeth and says, "You aight, white boy"
>Hear "He cute" from one of the girls
>got away with saying nigga in theater full of black people
but why
From an evolutionary perspective I don't think it makes any sense for a woman to admire a mans ass. I don't get it.
based finna boutta poster
i love how the black chick doesn't even look at the dude, yet everybody assumes black girls could mire white twinks
You gotta remember that evolution is a billion kludges that all sorta work better than the old way at getting their instructions copied later. So plenty of shit that really makes no sense is included because it's important for some other kludge or in some other scenario, or there simply isn't a better kludge getting passed around.
What I'm saying is that women like asses because it makes sense for men to like asses, and there's too much shared programming to preserve functionality in one use case without enabling the superfluous use case.
Mind if I try this?
>Be lifting for nearly two years
>Walk into gym about to do some juicy 5x5 3pl8 squats
>All the squat racks are taken
>A stacy is doing some weird shoulder shrugs with just the bar
>Go up to a gym bro whos squatting
>"Hey man how many sets you have left?"
>"I just started man, sorry"
>"You can work in with me" says a 30-40 year old fit nigress from the squat rack beside us.
>Can tell she is eyeing me up
>As im loading up the plates she sits on a bench right behind the squat rack "take your time hunny"
>Get a slight boner from nigress milf as I bang out my first set of 5 and begin to unload the plates
>She puts on 25s and does some real low and slow butt wink squats, I can see every curve of that ebony ass.
>Gym bro beside us speaks up "Hey man im actually done now" he says while looking at his phone and walking away
>"Hey thanks for letting me work in, but im going to jump over to this open rack, it will be easier" I tell the nigress
>"Oh hunny are you sure? I mean we are already working in together" she says with a face that looks like its about to cry
"Y-yeah I-Im sure" I say spilling my spaghetti and walking over to the other rack
You got felt up by Alexa?
enjoy your ban. some things just don't belong on the internet, let alone Jow Forums
>45678165
Makes sense, thanks
you were in there bro why did you leave
Friend A told friend B that he noticed my back and shoulders looked a lot bigger
Friend B gives him relentless shit for mirin
Mom also made this comment when I went back home from Uni. Made me uncomfortable but she means well.
You followed rule 1, for that I will give you credit
i just wasn't that interested
Sure, I have a few
>about to go do legs, so was wearing short silkies and tight-ish shirt
>stop by a bar my gf's friend was working at to drop off a pack of smokes on the way as a favor
>gf's friend tells me I "broke" her black female friend's neck saying I had a nice booty
>doing front squats after heavy back squats
>hear girl behind me whispering "damn" as she's doing deadlifts with the world's shittiest form
>i turn to her
>she looks flustered and says i go very deep when i squat
>"oh, thanks"
>finish my sets thinking about how deep i can probably go in her ass
>go to see Zeds Dead with gf
>i'm tripping hard on acid so i have no idea what the fuck is happening
>small chubby black dude who's rolling on molly pretty fucking hard runs up to her to say hi
>he's a life long friend of hers, alright then
>he turns to me and goes off about how my gf was right when she says I'm a "handsome, chiseled, fit guy"
>i can't comprehend what he's saying because I'm too high
>i just laugh and smile
>he then goes "yo dog, you break her heart, i break yo kneecaps"
>what
>nigger goblin scampers into the crowd not to be seen again
you made air come out of my nose at an increased rate
I heard somewhere when you have a bigger ass your dick is bigger to compensate for the ROM you lose during sex
>hitting the gym for a month after a gymnastics injury laid me off for a year
>come to soccer practice with a pump
>chad friend since middle school loudly
mentions my muscles to the team (no homo)
wasn't a grill, but nice to have a chad buddy give some goofy encouragement
I have a PHAT ass and I have an average dick
>be better than average looking natty lifter
>get a few mires on ig and a qt asian girl nothing special
>decide to leave humanity behind
> 30 pounds gained in a year and +400 pounds to my total
> Sloots in my dms on ig and snap and at uni gym
>left qt asian girl for "ig model" sloot.
>lift now to make other men feel inferior
keep picking up my sloppy seconds you natty cucks
>nigger goblin
lost
also i've seen Zeds Dead he's preeetty good. HARD festival in Brisbane last year
>the longer I'm gay, the longer I don't understand how straight people don't snap from all the ignorant bullshit they have to suffer through for 20 minutes of fun with them
I'm bi, so on both sides of this one. Flat out, gay dudes are 100% more annoying than any girls I've ever dealt with and been in a relationship with.
The idea that gay guys are simply more chill, more relaxed is a complete lie. It's constant backstabbing and pettiness in the community, and twinks are the worst. They are the personification of a bitchy slut who can't keep out of other people's business.
that's why I cannot date men, who are also hella aggressive sexual. I've had WAAAAAYYY too many crazy dude stories, dudes stalking me, harassing me, even without giving them attention.
Am I chad?
Lmao zeds dead. Talk about the epitome of basic bitch main stage garbage. Get some taste.
What's wrong with her being "too old"?
She's obviously in great shape and you two have hit it off with great physical chemistry and you've flagged it as a no go because of her age?
Self sabotage?
This. I went gay for a couple years and it made me pity the shit that women have to put up with - guys who think you owe them attention or sex and won’t fucking quit it or won’t keep their hands off you even when you’ve made it clear you’re not interested. It’s like the worst of male and female traits in one person.
Upvote
Unless your dick is Ed Coen I don't think it's gonna be that switched on enough to figure out.
>On Tinder
no.
Right? How dare someone have different tastes than you. Never gonna make it, are they.
Pornhub cuck porn
toppest kek
What do you listen to user?
I want to have lots of kids. She's 35 (and while she's attractive, you can tell she's gonna hit the wall soon). My mom hit menopause at 39. I'm 26 and in grad school for another year+. And that's not even to mention the health outcomes of children born to older women. And the chemistry isn't that good, user. She's way more into me than I am into her, and she thinks she's way smarter and intellectual than she is. It bothers the fuck out of me, desu. And I'm not into older women. Im just not. She makes up for it, but I'm just not. I don't see a future in it, and I just can't do it if I don't see a future.
Not the other user but in the same boat. Was banging an older girl for a while and was just into for the sex. I eventually felt so dishonest about it I just ghosted her then told her lady sorry for ghosting but I don’t see it working between us, gave some bs excuse. In the interim since then she found a guy her age and I’m happy I didn’t string it along more.
is that what we're gonna name suit pepe? i see him everywhere now.
Does she want children? Be careful if she does.