Wake up, see this next you

Wake up, see this next you.

What do?

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KlLL lT

This, probably the only way to get out of a #MeToo charge

Ask her politely to go away and don't touch - not even look at me.

run,

she s a turbo feminist who will accuse me of shit

Who are you, why are you in my home, get out now.

how the fuck is this original

oreg

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Hold her then go back to sleep

Well, hello gurl! I kind of have loss of memory sometimes, and I don't remember what we did last night. Can you describe it in simple and horny way?

Kick her out I dont want her herpes

Better leave before she accuses you of hulking out.

>wake up

Are you sure? I know I'd be still in some sort of dreams.

make the eggs

>wake up
>double take
>back up against the wall, far as I can get
>"Uhhh....hi"

Except somehow more awkward

I cringed just reading this

>Wake up, see this next you.
>What do?

"S-Sorry about the mess, heh-heh.
I've been meaning to clean my room, like Mr. Peterson said to, it's just that I've been sort of tired recently. A-Anyway, you must be hungry! Can you drive us to Wendy's? I'll use my NEETbux to buy us some tendies."

>thought it would be a good idea to not be a beta
>sits on bed thinking about what to do
>girl_charmer.exe
>clears throat
>tries to speak again but weird noise came out
>tries final time
>"G-good morning to you, m'lady."

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Fap and then cum on her face
ha

I see you are also a man of refined tastes, user.

>"Uh, yeah, as you can see I'm kind of a fan."
I have a poster of her on my ceiling.

>Welcome back, Black Widow. Mother Russia don't forget their daughters.

HULKED.com

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>Wake up
>see dis hoe
>Pic related

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Feel thankful that I'm in a world where Photoshop carries over to reality.

This is just the beginning of my powers.

Probably call the cops on her because how the fuck did she get in my house