What stage are you?

I'd say 95% of people don't shower at the gym. There's zero reason to unless you're going directly to a job or class (and the answer to that is: why the fuck are you lifting in the morning instead of evening/night?)

>why would I need to change or shower there?
nonNeets - a fuckload of people workout before work/school or going somewhere else.

Stage 6 OAP Masterrace

i only bring small towels that i can't wrap around my waist, easier to carry and have multiple to wash. I have a small wiener but there's no point hiding it, the locker room is for changing and showering, it's more pathetic when men are ashamed and try to hide it and/or not shower

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You just want to trick people into letting you see their dick.

stage 4, its so accurate what the fuck lol

is there any hope guys? Missed two days now when I promised myself to go to the gym and i'm here stoned instead. Why can't I move my fat arse only to just go get papers? Will I always be damaged goodS?

Stage 2 most of the time. Have went up to stage 4 occasionally but only when I know no one else is there.

I go to the gym before my classes start at the university, so I shower at the gym. I would have just enough time to go home, shower, and drive right back, but that's a lot of extra gas (my pickup gets 8 mpg), and I usually finish my homework assignments during that time.

never gonna make it

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I get a body pimple or athlete's foot if I don't shower afterwards. Gyms can be gross.

I shower at the gym and don't care if my junk is hanging out, so Chad without the chadness

have you given up user?

If you walk around the gym changing rooms with your towel on then you are an insecure faggot. Everyone thinks you are, too. There is literally no reason to have a towel on.

Stage 6, stop being pussies

I'm a 4.5. I used to be a 3 in high school but I don't give a fuck anymore if you want to look at my flaccid dick then I guess go ahead but I'm not gonna act like a bitch about it. I'll dress at my own rate.

chad is a state of mind

fake it til you make it

I'm beyond stage 4 but I'm not stage 6. I occasionally spend about 1 second looking in the mirror unclothed but that other "chad" shit is just gay.

im about to go to the gym right now lad, but the stoner up there is never gonna make it like that

>smells like shit on the way home
In the privacy of my own car? Big deal.

I get changed right next to my locker. But I don't change my underwear.. That can wait til I get home... Why would I want people to look at my shriveled stim dick.

Between 4 and 5, but I don't shower at the gym

Stage 5. Gyno made me a essentially a stage 1 and 2 up until I was 15. At 15, I had put on enough muscle to mask the fact that I had (and still have) aysymmetric gyno. Posing in the locker room mirror in weight training with friends and absolutely mogging them did wonders for my confidence, even as a 5'6 (at the time) manlet with gyno

welcome to germany, my refugee friend

would you like my phone

homosexual detected

I workout after work, and I live a 2 minute walk away from the gym. I literally have no reason not to shower at home where I can blast loud music while doing so.

Stage 5 but i dont snapchat girls or tan.

>My house is like a 2 minute drive from the gym
Do you even listen to what people say?

Stage 6 people are fucking creepy, regardless of how little they care or how “alpha” it is. Why be ass naked around guys if you don’t have to be? It takes a miniscule amount of effort to just have boxers on, and it’s considerate, which is alpha in itself.

you're right

Stage 3.5 is what is socially acceptable

I'm fat, have lots of body hair, stretchmarks and moobs.
I don't want to shock the others in the locker room.

there are guys at my uni gym that shower in their boxer shorts

kek

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are you sure those arent swimming shorts ?

I shower at the gym because I have to drive there and don't want to sit in my car wearing sweaty gym clothes

>>t. Numale WASP cuck with no bro culture instilled in him

yes

that's the most important thing to change. It's a waste of time changing everything else

Jesus, I'm stage 5. Have many body piercings including my dick. So what.
Yeah, I get looks. But most of the non-white immigrants think it's funny, that is piercings.
I swim -- so I HAVE to shower.
Breathe weak ones

Stage 6 masterace

stage 4.

the only people in stage 6 are old men

I’m Stage 6 downsyndrome

Additionally, I'm queer. I don't give a fuck. Amazing how many insecure young white dudes, sad, really sad. Don't consider myself a chad, but have damn decent body for a 50+ man.

stage 7: the old men locker room dwellers fear me and cover themselves up at the sight of me walking completely naked everywhere

Stage 5/6
I don't want men looking at my cock just as much as they want to see my cock.
And any maricon in the showers knows I'll crack his skull open if he pulls a move

Yea man nothing more secure than getting naked in a locker room. You’re a real man. If only we could all look up to you. The way you take off your clothes is really something you should be proud of. Nobodies is as much of a hardass cunt as you. You let a man grab your cock and put a needle through it! I could never dream of being so S E C U R E

4.5, I get dry though because I'm not stupid. I mirror flex, but in undies.

If there's a 7 here it must be a character I've come to call THONGU: the Totally Hairless Old Naked Guy at the Urinal

I suck my own dick in the sauna

Stage five but I'm no Chad. Towel is for drying off not for covering up.

I have acne scars all over my torso so I can't ever be nude in public without people being disgusted and some cookie cutter putting me on the internet as a meme

>MFW I get aroused at the idea of men watching me change.

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Nobody cares if you're fat in the locker room

I'm at Stage 6 but I don't have snapchat. Always walk from shower to locker room though, today a young boy turned the corner and walked face-first into my dong (didn't touch, just came close) then stopped and tried to pass me to the left but I was moving that way to get out of his way then we both went back the same way and got stuck in that trying to pass one another mode but I was naked and he was at groin height haha.
Doesn't everyone do the nude walk though? All the old men do anyway, I don't see youngin's. But then again I am nearly 30.

I'm literally 6. I walk naked all over the place. Literally don't fucking care.

I did fuck my girlfriend in the shower stall of the family change-room. Do I transcend these stages?

21 here, been doing it since I was 18.

Good man.

Stage 4.5

you have a serious problem if you shower at the gym to be honest

Everyone at my uni gym wears towels when they walk around, ever the old guys.

Stage 6, but I'm in Japan so nobody gives a shit. I use the sento the same as everyone else.

If I were in the US I might be 5 except in not a chad in any way shape or form.

stage 4 desu
stage 6 is 95% old men btw

stage 1
gym after work, and live less than 5m from the gym
it's a super mainstream gym too, 24h-f, so it's a pretty filthy place

fag

Actually it was his wife, piercer. One of the best male genital piercers on the planet. Her husband is a friend; major kinksters. He's got near 1.5lbs of metal in his manhood. Seen it - it's wild.

>that pestilent car interior

So I go from the sauna into the shower area, remove my sweat-soaked shorts and shower off my naked body. From there I must walk down the hall to the locker room where my towel and bathing suit are, should I put my sweaty shorts back on after showering out of sensitivty for others? Should I go to my locker first and then backtrack with my towel to the shower area? Or do I just do the obvious thing and walk nude to the locker area?

>inserts metal rods in his penis
>thinks we're the weird ones
White people I swear to god..

Stage 0, I live 3 blocks away from the gym, no reason to use those facilities.

My gym only has three individual shower/change rooms with locks

Stage 5.5, I don't mind being nude but I don't go out of my way to do it. Also military so after basic it's not really a thing to be naked around strangers anymore. Also my dorm is across the street from the gym so I pretty always just come back to shower since it takes me about as long to walk from the weightroom to my bathroom as it does to the locker room shower.

user, did you really waste time writing this?
Don’t you have better things to do?

I got a micro dick when flaccid but I dont even care I shower in the public showers so I can go straight to school after gym

4.25 I swim so I take off my suit and have a nice thorough dry off while nude not full chad tho

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i change into my gym clothes at home, drive home and shower. why would i shower in a gross musty locker room when i could just drive 10 minutes and use my own bathroom.

stage 4.5
i dont flaunt my foot long cock to everyone but im not afraid to get dry and put my clothes on without sperging out

Stage 6, cause what's the point of being beautiful if you don't show it?

I make all the smaller guys question their sexuality.

lol at not pre showering at the gym then coming home to the comfort of your own bathroom to do the full cleansing

Thanks old mano

Stage 2
I have to change in stalls since my gym has an open changing room. I have changed infront of little kids by accident since nobody was there at first and it was awkward as fuck.

> I need and excuse to be nude around other males ,esp straight males who want nothing to do with me
> I am a degenerate faggot
>I am the primary reason for White aids

>making an issue of time
>actively posting on Jow Forums

I work out at home and never change clothes or shower.

>faggot doesnt mind being nude and wants to see other young guys nude

this is very unexpected

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4 and a half
I wear a towel walking from my clothes to the showers but I'm not rushing to put my knickers on