"user, just take my special pills. They'll help you... look better... and that's what I want."

"Why don't you trust me, babe? The DBol will get you big and strong! That's what I want... :( Please...."

I'm seriously wondering whos banging these girls because they must have high lobido.

>yfw it's estrogen

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...

why do these hypothetical roasties abuse ellipses like they have cerebral palsy?

Oral cycles are shit, stab me with this instead.

Reiko is that you

just add a small dose of test

Ok fine... let me go buy some AI first though, you don't want me to have bigger boobs than you do, right?

>ywn be a cuteboi for your muscle gf

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you already do

Wow

How do I give my gf var without her noticing

I put it in her proton shakes

Y-you want me to become a qt trap?! Well...ok, if it's for you s-sweetie

no, shes cute af.

Do it, because she will beat me up if I don't.

>tfw no muscle gf to dominate you and turn you into a cutie girl

>tfw no submissive qt bf to spoil you

>not wanting her to beat you up
what are you gay lol

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You just gotta put the effort in to find them

DEWIT

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Boys are too scared of me.

why even live

I think that it's obvious from this thread that there are many who aren't

user I haven't had sex in 8 months and the last guy was drunk.

Well, where do you go to meet guys? If you live in a city, you could definitely find submissive ones. If not, I'm sure you could still find one despite it being more difficult.

are you ugly

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i dont remember asking you what you want

I don't get out much, mostly gym and work. I wouldn't mind a submissive guy as long as he can carry a conversation and his penis works but ideally I would like someone to take charge in bed.

I'm average to cute but I'm bigger than most guys at my gym.
>inb4 lie
It's a PF.

Now do you care if you are approached at the gym?

genuinely curious if real, post body with timestamp, fell free to block face if you so choose.

clearly if you don't get out much you're not gonna get laid

>I would like someone to take charge in bed.
If that's the case then you could definitely find a guy. Some bodybuilder types like dating similar body types

QUEENSLAND

I wouldn't mind being approached at the gym but only girls flirt with me.

I'm 5'8

The one time I tried to flirt with a big guy I spotted him and he said
>Thanks you're a total bro!

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Maybe your just ugly lmao

do you have boobs, looks like all pec

I do but it's a blue board.

Lmao

Post face. I suspect you've injected enough roids that you look like a man.

>Thanks you're a total bro!
Yeerrp

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Trips of seven truth

I'm starting to think you're a dude

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Why not use tinder?

Do u crush it up??

Post full body and censor nips and your fat clitty. I see arm hair and was confused at first and just thought you were a dude. Still pretty sure you are.

Why don't you just go on tinder? EZ mode for grills 5+/10...

I would have sex with you... Other anons would too. I'm sure tinder would be no different.

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I'm interested

please be in london

I posted more here

i'd be interested but girls like you simply don't exist in this damn town.

where and why do you people dream up these ludicrous hypotheticals?

fuck i'm hooked

you're pretty hot user

Are these pills that turn me into a cute little trap and she and her gymshark friends take turns spitroasting me in the Locke room with their massive sweaty futa cocks before they start wrestling me and holding me down and taking turns braaping on me and dragging their gigantic stinky sweaty wrinkle Brown nutsacs over my face while laughing?

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Sheesh... I'd pound if I was ever to reach out of dyle mode. I don't think I could handle you being bigger than me atm. Just keep looking I guess. Also, no matter how desperate, I wouldn't fuck around with the betas on /soc/ or on Jow Forums for that matter. You put a lot of work into your body, you should expect the same level of self respect.

would smash

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yes.

Thank you guys, you made me feel a little better.

Are you strongfat are do you actually look cut and buff like the girls here?

now go have sex you fucking pussy jesus

she's a fraud roastie

I would like your armpit while you held me down and braapped on me.

I need a buff bully gf.

Lick****

Also how big are your feet. I hope they're like size 11. I wanna smell them after the gym.

Could you shave the pit and try again?

That's shopped.
That's a cute girls face shopped onto a mans body.
Those are man arms.

Would totally fuck you for hours. Too bad we're thousand miles apart.
Try switching gyms by the way

Such a cute smile.
Why would you do this to yourself?

giv muscle gf

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can you lick your bis and post pls?

Based

based giv poster

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yes

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do you have the pepe that has a bowtie on and people post
>he cute
do you know what i mean, can u plz post it

What the fuck hahahaa

What do you inject? Just wondering because im thinking of running a tren cycle

get some test vials cause oral only for a dude is fucking stupid

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>date figure competitor who later turned physique
>lean and hard ass is not as good as ass with some fat on it
>she smells because of the diet, last gf didn't smell like protein and meat all the time
>tits shrunk to nothing

They are nice to look at, but a fit girl is much better than a muscular one for actual sex, being around and eating with.

Seconding.

Thanks user, I normally don't save frogs but this shit made me laugh so much the other day

you cute user

y-you too~

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I'm pretty buff but I need to cut.

You're too nice user.

I'm not a bully tho.

Thanks desu. I go to the local PF because it's close to my place.

I will post in the /soc/ thread.

I don't pin. I did a var only cycle @20mg and another one @40mg var and 40mg lgd.

take all the pills

do you like dyel, skeles or bloatmaxxers the most

instagram.com/vladigalagan/?hl=en

I would fuck anything with a penis rn.

I hope you like it.

Goddamn it. I'm supposed to be on nofap

Where can I get a muscle gf that will kick my shit in and have her way with me?

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i will unironically drive to wherever you live and fuck you. anything you want is on the table. i’m a damn degenerate and i promise i’m not ugly. i live in SOCAL btw

Why'd you start lifting? Why aren't more girls like you?

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THANK YOU BASED WHEYFU I CAN'T STOP FAPPING

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honestly are you surprised no guys will fuck you. You look like a guy, maybe some fake tits will help but the vast majority of guys would not touch you.