Why aren't you attending martial art classes yet?

>can't defend himself in a fight
>expects to get a gf

The minute your gf sees you get knocked out or even just intimidated/back down from a fight her attraction to you becomes ZERO. Women on a primal level want someone who can defend them and dominate other men.

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user, once you're past 21 fights only ever happen if you're looking for them. Getting jumped is really the only thing you have to worry about but who walks around in the hood at night with their girl.

I will once I'll get a little bit bigger.

An actual physical fight might not happen, but confrontations with other guys will. If your gf senses you back down her attraction to you will drop.

If you are trained in combat you will have the confidence to know IF some guy tried something you could destroy him and the confidence will show.

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you just know it's some BJJ whitebelt making all these threads, reeks of insecurity

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>An actual physical fight might not happen, but confrontations with other guys will.
These are ridiculously easy to brush off.

No grown man is going to randomly start shoving you around and punching you in the face for no reason.

Start now, you won't regret it. Just remember in a street fight everything goes. Still learning how to defend yourself from an attack an how to throw a basic punch is super helpful.

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Fighting is idiotic because there's no way to win. Say some cholo squares up with you. It's a flow chart of ignoring him and looking like a bitch (and likely getting jumped anyway), or fighting him and from there either getting your shit kicked in and humiliated, or beating him and immediately getting jumped by his boys.
"Good clean fisticuffs" don't happen in real life. Carrying a knife if many times more useful than trying to Matrix your way out of a dark alley and getting brutalized and possibly killed in the process.

>you need to be muscular to be successful in fighti-

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If you're not 6'2+ you should carry.
Also this.

This guy clearly isn't a dyel.

>immediately getting jumped by his boys.

Only shitskins do this, time to move to a new area user.

>chavs and gypsies don't do this

>Fighting is idiotic because there's no way to win. Say some cholo squares up with you. It's a flow chart of ignoring him and looking like a bitch (and likely getting jumped anyway), or fighting him and from there either getting your shit kicked in and humiliated, or beating him and immediately getting jumped by his boys.
Are you implying that having martial arts experience would be bad in this situation?

Because i don't want to fight with my hands
Plus it's not rocket science to know how to throw a punch

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He's not dyel but his arms are pretty small especially considering he's over 25% body fat. Punching power isn't really about muscle it's about form.

>The minute your gf sees you get knocked out or even just intimidated/back down from a fight
I make enough money to live in a white neighborhood.

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Ah, I see you're afraid of losing like the nazis did

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>ex-gf told me she thought I wouldn't be able to defend her if shit went down
>end up beating the fucking living shit out of her new massive Chad boyfriend that she monkey-branched to 6 months later

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>things that never happened

It's time to get over her user and stop fantasizing knocking out her new boyfriend it isn't healthy.

please tell me the new boyfriend started it and u didn't just go out looking to start a fight with him. That shit is genuinely the lowest thing I can think of

street fighting is for little degenerate faggots. no one wins in a street fight. real men dont fight because they have nothing to prove. if you still look for street fights, you need to grow up. i have a gun so i dont need martial arts.
if your girl leaves you because you dont want to fight, you should leave her because she's immature as fuck. girls dont think fighting is cool. and respectable woman is going to respect you for avoiding a fight.
buy a gun and learn how to use it. if anything goes in a street fight, who's to say you arent going to get stabbed or hit with a brick?

>respectable woman is going to respect you for avoiding a fight

that's what they say but if you let yourself get emasculated and run away she will think less of you even if she says otherwise

why do I need to lie for?

he came to my house looking for a fight

How desperate for a gf are you that you're willing to get into street fights, cuck?

>he came to my house looking for a fight

Why?

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I've never been in a fight but I know if someone tried to fuck with me I could annihilate him and that confidence shows.

got feelings hurt because of bants lmao
People who like to talk shit sensitive when you talk shit back

Definitely not a Chad if he gets insecure and tries to fight you. Chad knows he's the best.

>this thread again

might as well change the board from Jow Forums to /pua/

cool advice, bro

when's your bootcamp with that pickup artist dude who dresses like a fag

no mature woman is going to think you're manly for acting like a little bitch for escalating a violent situation. high school sluts will think you're badass, but a mature respectable woman won't. what kind of whores have you been dating, user?
avoiding a fight isn't emasculating, it's being a grown ass mature adult. fighting is for little kids and criminals. grow up.
it takes more strength and maturity to properly de-escalate a situation than it does to give into your primal emotions. do you think a mature woman is going to want to raise a child with someone that jumps into every fight he can? fuck no user. you got a lot to learn about women.
and if you do know how to fight, nothing will get a woman wetter than de-escalating a violent situation knowing full well that you can beat the shit out of whoever is pressing you, because it further shows your maturity and manliness.

He was a Bodybuilder who competed and was massive as fuck and I was scrawny 18 year old at the time recovering from an illness lmao. I think he was 22 or 23

>nothing will get a woman wetter than de-escalating a violent situation knowing full well that you can beat the shit out of whoever is pressing you, because it further shows your maturity and manliness

But that's exactly my point? You shouldn't go around trying to fight people but knowing how to fight will give you that calm cool and collected confidence IF someone tries to start shit with you.

And your gf will know you could kick his ass but are being the bigger man, which is different from being a weak numale cuck with no fighting experiences who "is above fighting" but really just doesn't want his faggot ass kicked.

if you're a weak numale with a gf, then it's clear she doesnt give a fuck about how violent you can be.

>a weak numale cuck with no fighting experiences who "is above fighting" but really just doesn't want his faggot ass kicked.
wut lol, do you even adult bro?

I've spent a total of 20+ years in martial arts m8. Going back to judo once I'm done with this lot of assignments

>that 30 year old guy who goes to martial arts classes

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terrible example

pudgy, no muscle Fedor got annihilated by Matt Mitrione and 10-7'd by Fabio fucking Maldonado, a fat middleweight

when Fedor was a worldbeater, he was jacked as fuck, pic related

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Has anyone here found a martial arts class for less than $100/month?

he lost because he is old as fuck

My judo club is 120/quarter and the head coach is a former Olympian and olympic coach. The kudo club i went to in japan was was 70/mo.

I very much doubt you'll get bjj/muay thai/mma under 100/mo outside SEA

White belt no-gf detected

Punching power is also about speed, so it's also down to genetics a lot.

>your gf
>If your gf

How insecure are you? You also look like a nerd virgin who thinks he can impress girls by taking karate classes. Pathetic.

Yoel romero
DC
Stipe
Randy couture
George foreman

he wasn't old as fuck when he went 3-3 in the united states and lost to bigfoot silva and dan henderson, he was in his early 30s (generally considered prime for an MMA fighter)

he was however clearly physically smaller and less muscular during that time than in his prime

>30s
>prime

hello gramps

Doesn't matter what style you train
Doesn't matter how many people you are fighting at once
Doesn't matter if you train for the streets, train for sports, or train.
Doesn't matter how big or expensive your gun or knife is.
Nothing beats a well placed pipebomb.

I practise martial arts and I've never been in a fight, nor do I care about getting in one.
They are a sport. If you are a decent human being, you realize they cultivate respect, decency, and discipline. Idiots like McGregor ruin the image of MA. Shit talking and fighting are for insecure manchildren, those who can't control their emotions, and those who were abused as children.

What's Jow Forums's opinion on krav maga? There's a place in my area with decent pricing.

Meme. Learn either bjj, boxing, muay thai, judo, or wresliting

>i have a gun so i dont need martial arts.

You're just as childish as any street fighting nigger.

Martial arts are good to know, but it has nothing to do with women. You should never be getting into a fight, ever. Even if you know you'll win. It's not worth accidentally killing someone and going to jail over.

Martial arts are good to know in case you absolutely have no choice, and great as just general exercise.

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theres a difference between people who get paid to fight and 30 year old guy who pays to learn how to fight

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>girls dont think fighting is cool. and respectable woman is going to respect you for avoiding a fight.
>real men dont fight because they have nothing to prove.
How much soy have you ingested today?

if it's not 100+ years old or it's main selling point is "self-defence", it's a meme

>implying anyone even wants to fight you if you're jacked

The nazis had more black and muslim soldiers than the allies did. You have been lied to.

One of the biggest red pills martial arts teaches you is that the only fight you win is the one you don't get into.

You don't even have to spar to get this, hold pads for someone and you'll understand.

Anyone who says "real men don't..." and "any respectable woman" is full of soy.

Been doing Muay Thai for about a month.

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this. when you see a man act like a real man you just know instinctively. anyone trying to tell you what a "real man" should do is 99% of the time trying to shame you into doing what they want.

>a REAL MAN would step up and raise tyrone's kids
>a REAL MAN wouldn't care if I've fucked 100 guys before him

nobody makes infographics saying

>a real man stays in school, gets a job and provides for his wife and kids

because it's obvious and everyone knows it.

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My calm cool collected confidence comes from the fact that if my de-escalation fails, I have the legal right to put a bullet in their head.

gonna go in for my first kickboxing class next week; and i eventually wanna train mauy thai

what do i bring wear so I don't look like a total goober?

>inb4 vale tudo shorts

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is 27 to old to learn? I got some muscle on me 3 plate bench 4 squat. Also kinda big though 6 1 220 lbs. I would like to learn how to fight also as a "fun" way for cardio

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I will try my best to avoid fights, but if I am forced into confrontation I can end it without risk to myself.

Explain to me how that is childish.

Stopped lifting and started doing thai boxing about two years ago. I'm never going back.

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He's a goon who can't own a firearm

matt brown is a savage

what can you say about it after a month? I want to do it as well

Cause I'm not a nigger who can't carry a gun legally

deciding to go back to martial arts ... after a decade of lifting I'm pretty close to my genetic potential and unless I juice or go full OCD I don't have room to grow and can pretty much maintain my physique with calisthenics and some fun YOLOing once or twice a week in the gym ...

brazilianfag here and former BJJ purple belt, but not in the mood to go back to grappling. Suggest me some stuff anons

because im a little bitch who cant do new things by myself

The soyboy mentality

actually the knife situation may be even more dangerous.
the moment you pull a knife on someone you escalate the confrontation from "fuck you up" to possibly deadly altercation.

two scenarios
1 - the guy gets scared and flees
2 - your attacker will go on survival mode because of your knife and him and his boys will go for the kill by whatever means necessary

Fedor loses so much lately because he simply fights with no gameplan at all other than winging wild, looping haymakers, and casting punches with no set up until he either knocks the guy out, gets slept or runs out of time.

The last time you saw Fedor with a hint of a gameplan was when he chopped up Rizzo and Monson with leg kicks.

Fedor is surrounded with yes men, fights like he doesnt give a shit, and his career paid for it.

Are you all rich? How do you afford the costs of classes?

My muay thai gym is 90 dollars a month, the gym close to me is 150 dollars a month.

Why are gyms such memes? My muay thai place has everything I need, I do an actual sport and its cheaper.

muay thai

Only time I have seen a fight breakout during grade school was at parties or after school.
Only time I have seen a fight breakout post college was at bars. Which ended real quick due to security and cops patrolling the streets. So as a kid you risk basically just your health. As an adult you risk both your health and possibly your career if you have a good one.
However, adults rarely ever fight and when they do fight it is such a lame fight.

>its not rocket science to know how to throw a punch

do you know why every boxing gym teaches you how to throw a basic jab?

too late to compete but never too late to learn self defense.

>$150/month gym membership

Were you going to some crossfit gym or something? Its only $20/month for my gym membership

If you can't spare $100 a month you need to:
- review and revise your budget
- invest in yourself/skills
- reconsider your employment

>street fighting is for little degenerate faggots. no one wins in a street fight
True. That doesn't mean that people won't try to pick them.

>buy a gun and learn how to use it. if anything goes in a street fight, who's to say you arent going to get stabbed or hit with a brick?
This. However, being confident in breaking some mofo's nose or being able to judo throw them to the concrete gives you levels of escalation.

>the gym close to me is 150 dollars a month.
I highly doubt it. What an asinine attempt at making martial arts sound affordable.

A membership to my dojo costs $120, you get access to olympic tier BJJ and Judo, and good tier MT classes 7 days a week, and a weight room.

>Plus it's not rocket science to know how to throw a punch
Oh nigga

There's a reason the first thing you learn is how to make a fist and how to throw a jab. Power comes from the feet and hips, and people fuck that up. People don't punch through their targets and they don't snap their jabs.

more bjj but just tickle instead of going for underhooks faggot

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>if your girl leaves you because you dont want to fight, you should leave her because she's immature as fuck.

>if your girl leaves you, you should leave her

I guarantee you do not know how to throw a punch

Just wear shorts and a t-shirt man. You look like a goober for asking this.

I live 10 mins from Bang Muay Thai / Duane Ludwig... thinking of either starting off somewhere to get the basics then coming thru, or just maybe jumping in head first. but i'm 31 and scurred

Oh man, sign up! That's a legit school. Don't be scared, people go to learn; you're not getting jumped into a gang or something.

I think that his point is that losing a girl because you didn't want to get in a street fight isn't that big of a loss.
I do agree that every dude should be able to defend himself though and people here shitting on MMA are homos.

I know your type, you’ve down some kind of martial art at a mcdojo for a month or two and think you’re some kind of ass kicking machine.
Pro tip: your not
Your an insecure little man child who probaly thinks that 2 months of combat training is sufficient to kick anyone’s ass. News flash bucko everyone can see right though your fake fighter persona to see you were emasculated by your father in your teenage years and you feel like if you could beat him up it would solve your daddy issues.
It won’t
Your dads moved on and so should you, cmon user it’s the healthy thing to do

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now go clean your room

>That last punch
>"gotta make sure he can no longer intelligently defend himself"