Finding a Gym

Okay Jow Forums
I've been doing bodyweight/calisthenics to the point where I think I'm strong enough to start going to a gym
Only issue is, EVERY gym in my area has "crossfit" in the name or lacks open gym. They're all too well lit. I want a dark sweaty patrician environment
How do I find a Jow Forums tier gym
Pic is bod. Lighting isn't great desu

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why in fucks sake did you feel the need to post that pic, god damnit
guess there goes my nofap

to answer your question: jesus christ, just pick a gym with good equipment that doesnt cost an arm and a leg. literally every gym has down sides.

No homo, you look pretty good. I'd suck your dick. No homo, of course.

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Honestly if you aren't meming I'm happy that I'm good enough to make you nut. I appreciate it user
Also I know gyms have flaws but do patrician, navy seal high test gyms even exist or is that all a meme?

Whew lad, you need to work on your shoulders and chest.

Also, find an Anytime Fitness.

no, I was meming.

"partician" gyms.. man, fuck off with that and all. so many huge dudes train at regular gyms. I'm sure the gyms you refer to exist, but just because they have a certain style or aethetic doesnt mean the weights are any better. In fact, shit might well be a lot less well maintained than in a normal gym, which could well lead to worse workouts.

There's an anytime fitness in my town. Can I get a rundown?
Also it's hard to work shoulders with only bodyweight
My chest actually looks kind of bad in this because my shoulders are pulled back but I've been working on it with push up variants

Shut up m80 and a gym with worse equipment would by default make you work better

>Can I get a rundown?
You can lift, anytime. It's the only 24 hour gym in my area that's not a fucking Planet Fitness, but it's comfy being the only person woring out at 4AM

your delts are dogshit, they are the most important muscle for aesthetics because they make your shoulders wider for the V taper

start hitting delts and chest twice a week if you EVER want to make it

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OKay that's honestly what I'm looking for
Question mostly answered. I'll sign up for anytime
Do they have staff 24/7 or how do they prevent the place from getting robbed?

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Ya like I said It's hard to do with bodyweight, I figured I could work on them when I actually started lifting
Pic related is the aim

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>Do they have staff 24/7 or how do they prevent the place from getting robbed?
You get a FOB that unlocks the door. There's no staff overnight.

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>strong enough to start going to a gym

I know this is an excuse to not go to the gym, but the whole fucking point of strength training in a gym is to get stronger. You don't need to be a certain level of strong, you'll be increasing your strength as you go.
What a stupid delusion.

is this what happens when you just do bodyweight squats for a few years?

Fuck this sounds comfy as fuck
What are prices like?

I've never done squats
My calves are even better irl than this pic

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>It's hard to do with bodyweight

find something in your house that weights 20 lbs and do lateral raises

do wide grip pushups which use more shoulders and less tris

Like $35USD/month

Cool, thanks for the advice user and not being an asshole
A rarity on any board

homie already looks like candito

how did you manage to tap into T-Rex mode doing calisthenics?

if jumped on Starting Strength I bet Mark would probably feature you in the cover for the next edition

Explain

theres literally nothing wrong with crossfit you autistic nerd. theyre gyms are amazing and no one is going to force you to do burbees or whatever

You're welcome, faggot

You actually just typed out "theyre" in the wrong context and WITHOUT an apostrophe
You are braindead and should be permabanned desu

>there's nothign wrong with crossfit
Found the crossfit faggot with the bumper sticker

>spelling
virgin

found the dyel who watches gymfail meme videos on facebook instead of lifting

I dont do crossfit btw

You're right, I don't lift because I'm OP samefagging just to get you riled up m8

I mean youre the one missing out on high quality training equipment and a friendly atmosphere, so I guess I win

I will repeat, crossfit fag detected
Enjoy the blown out shoulders from your "pull ups"
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>wanting to be beefcake SEAL mode
My man.

Anyways just work with what you got. I live on a military base, and so I to wake up at 3am and make it to the gym at 4am on weekdays because the crowd isn't filled with retards crowding around benches and doing curls in inconvenient places. Plus I get to be first in the squat rack lol

You just gotta put your ego aside and find any gym bud

okay kiddo

Jesus Christ, those wide hips and narrow shoulders. Pay a TON of attention to your upper body bro.

Seems to be the consensus
My genetics are shit but maybe when I do big lifts it'll help my frame