Femanons, why aren't you practicing your anal abilities?

Femanons, why aren't you practicing your anal abilities?

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I used to. found out I seemed to be naturally good at putting things in there anyway. I'm comfortable with butt things but wouldn't have any need to take it further. serious insertations seem pointless

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How do I put dildos in my butt without constantly feeling like I'm going to shit everywhere? I went balls-deep last night for the first time and was very clean, but it became uncomfortable because of the mentioned feeling.

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Well, if you feel like shitting is because you actually have stuff to shit. The times I had anal I actually found it pleasant if I did it on an empty stomach. If you fast for 12-24 hours, drink lots of liquid and make sure you don't have a diet that constipates you, you shouldn't feel that feeling. Also the day prior is nice to use an anal douche to make sure everything is clean on the inside. I also discovered I didn't feel that feeling if the guy fucked me fast. If they do it slowly, for some reason, you get that uncomfortable feeling.

I tried it before and it just felt unnatural and awkward

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>unnatural and awkward
Exactly. I have a perfectly good vagina next door that is actually supposed to host dick, so why would I stick it somewhere else?
I am very glad though that my bf doesn't like anal.

I only practice my anal abilities if my boyfriend likes anal and knows how to do it. Then I make sure I'm always fingering my ass when I masturbate and put a dildo there, to keep myself used to the feeling. But when I'm single, I don't do that because there's no need to.
I love anal, but I like having anal with an actual human being. Not a plastic dildo. I don't really masturbate with ass play. But I love anal.

No no> that would be against the rules, user

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Be my anal gf pls

looks like a horse pussy t b h

thats something positive tho

The vagina is made for giving birth, not dicks. The female anus is perfectly designed for pleasuring a man. Why do you deny nature so strongly?

Domination plus it's tighter duh

>so why would I stick it somewhere else?
So the only sexual contact between you and your partner's penis is PIV sex?
The answer to your question is "it would feel different and possibly good"

ass isn't really tighter once you're in though

>thats something positive tho

never claimed otherwise

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Nice b8

>domination
Not into bdsm shit
>tighter
According to my bf and other guys, ass is tighter at the start but pussy is tighter all over.

No haha, I misspoke. We do oral and manual as well, and we've tried anal but it hurt like hell for me and didn't feel very good for him (plus he doesn't like hurting me)

im glad we share an opinion

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Ass so hot would suck that dildo after shes done with it

theres not a huge amount of difference between the two if you're as puffy as that tbf

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Lurk moar, fag. Dead giveaway you have no fucking clue what you are talking about. You still haven't posted tits either.

>found out I seemed to be naturally good at putting things in there anyway.
Yeah, and you are probably retarded enough to be proud of it too.

What exactly is unrealistic about what I posted?

any excuse to be hateful to a female eh user. I feel neither pride nor shame. But there are definitely people out there who would be impressed and appreciate it.

Well it's not like I'll ever find out

Well I'm happy that the porn industry is the only field you can work on after these images. Tee-hee.

I would appreciate it, but I'd still feel ashamed afterwards..

mate. nobody cares about these images. I'm 26, have a decent job and own my own house. whats some pictures of a butt going to really do

>But there are definitely people out there who would be impressed and appreciate it.
HAHAHAHAHA! BEST LAUGH OF THE WEEK. Whatever, keep spreading your asshole, and have a nice future in porn industry. Suits you well.

Holy fuck, pic related is so fucking disgusting. Just gtfo degenerate faggit.

posting pictures is a mildly amusing distraction but you're reaching quite a bit here. how is your own life going anyway?

Better than yours will be in a few years, when you'll have such horrendous hemorrhoids you can't even sit let alone have a dick in your gigantic asshole. And have you thought about the possibility that your rectum entirely drops out in the toilet when you shit next time? Of course you haven't, would be too much of a work to your little brain.

>But I love anal.
No you don't. You just imagine that you do, because you subconsciously know that you are too ugly to get a boyfriend otherwise.

It wont because asses are well designed to handle things in them they are stretchy and shit like that isn't going to happen unless you are putting serious massive things up.

you sound like a bitter spiteful little tool. how funny

Beautiful. Would lick all over.

And you sound like stupid. Ask any doctor and they will tell you that you do not have to "put seriousLY massive things up" in your ass, to have some nasty hemorrhoids in couple of years or have your rectum drop out. You will also end up wearing adult diapers everywhere you go smelling like shit as you can not hold your shit inside anymore. Well, whatever, it's your ass and your life, what do I care if you ruin them.

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>tfw no gapeslut gf
Why live?

Orgrimmar

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I think a plug about the size on an average poop is hardly going to turn someone inside out bruh.

also you cant even fucking read because my first post literally said USED to. what doctors have you been asking? assholes are extremely resilient.

ones like yourself too apparently