Is there any telltale signs that someone is a Jow Forumsizen disguised as a normie? A femanon at that?

Is there any telltale signs that someone is a Jow Forumsizen disguised as a normie? A femanon at that?
> be me
> at college
> start day off with sips as usual
> on way to class
> see girl with sips too on her laptop
> she's about a 6.55/10
> sees me
> stares intensely, almost in an autismo matter
> see a familiar blue board reflect off her glasses
Is it possible bros?

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>implying you arent making this thread with hopes she will see it and suck your cock

yes

what the fuck is sips

Ask her if she's feeling fit

how do you spot one at the gym? there’s a couple potentials at mine but i’m not sure. they might just have the non Jow Forums version of autism

You must be new

An advanced marketing poly by onster to make us drink thei product, and it worked
now get outta here yah dirty name fags

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I've been here since 2011 idiot, I'm just a normie and don't pay attention to all your retarded transient memes

@OP, she was probably on /fa/ or something, give it up

>be newfag
>not type @OP
Pick one

> tfw no fellow autismo Jow Forumsizen gf who also loves sips
Angel tears in a can
Hope she's a lucky girl
Check for sips. Also try talking to them; Jow Forums autism and regular autism I feel like are distinct in an unexplainable way.
> Implying I'd actually talk to her even if she was a Jow Forumsizen as if I wasn't an autistic fuck

Stfu faggot get filtered

thinking anyone who drinks monster energy drinks is from Jow Forums is ridiculous.
she could have been on facebook or some shit. besides, who goes on Jow Forums while in school waiting for class?

I think if someone approached me spouting Jow Forums memery I'd pretend to not know what they're talking about. Don't be so embarrassingly autistic, talk to her outside of being a Jow Forums loser and then find out later.

>she's a Jow Forumsizen
She's literally seen you rate her 6.55/10 it's over
>she's not a Jow Forumsizen
It's over

Lol that nigger looks like a old ass man lol haha

>being a tripfag makes you above lurking more

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Shut the fuck up whitey

If anyone in real life mentions something like Reddit, Jow Forums, etc. I pretend I have no idea what they’re talking about.

I always go on the chan at college, but go to great lengths so that others do not see it

Yeah shut the fuck up whi-
Holy shit that lil nigger does look like an old man

I too, go on Jow Forums at school. Most of the people in my classes are too normie, and don't even know what it is.

>black people age like fine wi-

this

ive had friends at work ask me what i’m looking at all the time on my phone and how come the background is black/green

i just say i set my phone to night mode and i’m reading articles
>inb4 phoneposter

I browse Jow Forums before class starts,
Usually laugh to myself
nobody knows i just read a thread of fat fucks :)

>browsing Jow Forums in public
Embarrassing, potentially damaging to your reputation if someone recognizes it and thinks the whole site is Jow Forums or /b/, or someone posts porn and you scroll passed it.
That being said I've a few people browsing blue boards at my school but they weren't Jow Forums so I'm not sure which boards they were using.

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>not constantly looking at BUFF MEN before class

Never going to make it

>caring about normies opinion of you

not gonna make it

I browse it while I'm eating and turn my brightness down. I go to a big uni and know almost no one so idgaf if someone notices. As long as you don't talk about it it's fine.

Fag

This
Also this
The words "Jow Forums" should never really ever come out of one's mouth.

3 words:
>Feeling fit buddy?

>that guy who browsed r/greentext every day during lunch in the school library in highschool

A lack of confidence.

If the dude is either super ugly or super average looking and has a buff body, hes probably a fitizen. also dresses like a 90s dad and has a bad fashion sense.

I never understood why everyone was laughing at him, it makes sense to me, that probably means i'm slightly autistic i guess.

I'm pretty sure I saw a guy phoneposting on here at the gym yesterday. He kept looking at his phone and laughing.
If you were the guy looking at the roid chink deadlifting 5 pl8 at the
>ima
I saw you

why the fuck would I care what normies think? I browse chon in public all time, even right now

(You) are just a lucky guy

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