Jow Forums could you and 30 of your bros, (If you dont know 30 people or have that many friends you can take duplicates) take on a fully grown silverback gorilla?
Handy cap: you can use weight belt, lifting straps and the day of the fight you would have set a 60lb PR in all lifts
What's the environment? Men make tools to kill larger predators
Planet Fitness
Make structure in corner of building and trap the.gorilla inside
Punching and kicking it would not even male it flinch considering how thick and strong its skeleton is. A free gorilla that spent all of its life climbing and moving around in a jungle would have the strength to literally rip out a human arm with the same effort the average Joe rips out a chicken leg for a cooked chicken.
I could fuck him up
Can a silverback climb? Idk if I've seen one off the ground.
Now that I think about it, I've never seen a gorilla do anything violent. Mostly posturing, then running away
Gorilla grunts and roars, hit the lunk alarm, gorilla is escorted off the premises.
Gorillas aren't violent animals, they're not carnivores so they don't actively go out and kill things. They'll only fight if they feel they have to.
somehow I think 30 men could take one down barehanded if they were willing to die, but just 30 people like me then no definitely not
They fight like sissies youtu.be
Natty?
Lets say this Gorilla was given some cocaine and that somehow it made it very violent. Would 30 men, also on cocaine, be able to beat the Gorilla?
This one looks young and probably has good genetics.
Those sissies will rip you in half though.
i could beat a fully grown silverback gorilla by myself. i have a height and reach advantage. ;)
30 grown men all punching and kicking the shit out of the Gorilla in unison could possibly take it down. Odds are most, if not all of us, will die in the process though.
Humans, along with intellect, relied on tools to rise above animals superior to us.
Five or six fit guys wielding fixed barbells (maybe 30-40 lbs each) could probably club one or death and only half of them or so would die.
Yes, even without weapons
Just go for the eyes and shit
Does he fucking do any inclines? Christ
>the soccer mom
Why are they so annoying holy fucking shit
It doesn't have an exoskeleton baka, it has nerves and organs like any other mammal, and its skull isn't rubber, you can rattle their brains all the same.
If the other 29 trap its limbs under treadmills, it wouldn't take me 30 seconds to kill it with punches and kicks
They remind me of blacks
I hate women in videos like this
user can you clean and jerk 2000 kilos? Dyel?
Imagine the wonders if we put that big guy in a strict training and bulking regiment.
Is that eXtreme animals? Holy hell that show is old.
Recent papers show them not being nearly as strong as previously thought.
Most animals are like this. Because getting into a fucking fight is pretty much life or death for them. Not every animal lets their opponent retreat. Not every animal is lucky to live to see the next day--even if they do win the fucking fight.
>”you think they can like, spray them or something”
Typical dumbass
Why the fuck did we lose all of our muscles when we look at chimp and other apes?
I know that we evolved to be intelligent because of our weakness, but we are literally children compared to animals in terms of body
What is a duplicate of zero
2-3 heavy weight boxers could kill one pretty easily
Lol this is some Joe Rogan shit they can barely even stand up, let alone do Olympic lifts.
New question anons,
Could 15 prime Mike Tysons accomplish taking one down?
You’re out of your mind
Roids and all....yes but mike isn’t allowed to bite the gorillas ears tho
it will be like 3 children with boxing gloves punching the bloatlord.
You answered yourself, why spend all that energy maintaining that muscle when you can just throw a spear at that animal
Your dumb, the average person doesn't do anything physically demanding and lives on shitty bread, sugar, and alcohol.
pic related is what a person who exercises and eats well should look like.
>2-3 heavy weight boxers could kill one pretty easily
With hand protection this is very true
throwing a spear is not aesthetically pleasing
Keep telling yourself that retard
People have killed bears with their hand and stones alone and we all know bears easily take a gorilla out so yes.
A gorilla would fuck a bear up
>why spend all that energy maintaining that muscle
for the sloots of course.
pic related is a type of kangaroo that only uses it arms to eat berries all day yet it has beefy biceps. they literally flex their muscles to attract females and scare off other males.
>”You'd think they can like, spray them or something. "
>Spraying a fucking gorilla to calm it down
How do these cunts make it through life
But why spend time flexing when u can just rape?
Kangaroo's are Christians
Well a strong upper body is the key to being a successful rapist in kangaroo land. So I guess the strongest ones pass their natty genetics to the next generation.
either way it is a reason to be strong.
> trap it's limbs under treadmills
> I can kill it in 30 seconds
Nigger how
Smash it in the head with a barbell (even planet fitnes baby tier ones would work if they were 5lbs) or just stomp it in the head if you have shoes on.
Just be confident bro
The men would need to attack the all orphusis , specifically anal orphuos
I have a ar.
weapons that are not belonging to planet fitness are not allowed