>Have average size dick. >Friend from new group I've gotten into is visiting me. >Go to pee. >He didn't realize and follows me. >Left door open. >Sees that I'm peeing. >"Oh damn, dude, sorry." >Was a very warm day. >Wore boxers and some loose shorts. >Dick in comfy mode. >Not hard, but still grown to almost full potential.
>Hang out with group some other time. >One girl that previously mostly ignored me flirts with me. >One thing leads to another and we end up at my place with the clear implied intention of fucking. >Undress. >She looks at my dick. >"Oh, I thought it was bigger." >Says she has no intentions of fucking me anymore. >Says my friend told everyone in the group that I'm hung as fuck. >Terribly awkward moment. >She says she is sorry and gives me a half assed blowjob to make up for it. >Gets into it. >We proceed to fuck. >She comes several times. >Tells me that it was the best sex of her life. >We're now fuck friends.
But you said you weren't hung... Why do you give us hopes only to crush them?
Hudson Brooks
>have an average sized dick >be average height >have a female friend who constantly talks about how she only wants guys with huge dicks who are over 6 ft >me and a chubby Mexican guy with a small dick double team her in a barber shop Women have really low standards, they just say the things they say because it makes them sound high status.
John Martin
I'm not hung though. When my dick isn't erect it looks small in my opinion.
Robert Sanders
I feel like shit now. Thanks.
Camden Clark
Is 6 inches considered big? That's barely above average in the western world.
Angel Powell
>people talk about penis size in rl why
Caleb Brooks
Go to humble-brag about your huge dick somewhere else.
Robert Bennett
>being male >telling others about how hung a dude is sorry, but your friend is a faggot and should probably kill himself
>when the female cares more about your penis size than your personality Not cool ;_; Why won't you LOVE me?!
Bentley Campbell
dicklets blown the fuck out. I'm sorry, but 6 inches is the REAL average for sexually active dicks most women will see/interact with. Most will have 7 and even 8 inchers at least once in their lives. It's statistically true.
Lucas Richardson
I have about 15cm and while I think I look kinda small compared to the dongs you see in porn I've never had anyone complain. Current gf regularly orgasms so hard that her legs cramp up.
Anthony Scott
No surprise she does. You're hung.
Hunter Cruz
Ive only seen 5-6 inchers. But ive also only seen 3 dicks irl. My boyfriend claims its 7 inches but its really like 5ish. Its honestly the perfect size.
Eli Jones
I used to think like that. I hope you never take a big dick because once you get used to it there's no coming back.
I have a very thick 5 inches dick. It's a curse. Girls who like small dicks don't want to fuck me because it hurts them and sizequeens don't want to fuck me because it's not long enough. I've started jelquing to see if it helps.
Levi Reed
Nah, doggy hurts too bad and when his dick hits my cervix too hard It makes me wanna stop, so a bigger cock would just be a bad time.
Robert White
You're an asian or nah
Camden Collins
Would you leave him if he were hung?
Austin Cox
>Girls who like small dicks ???
Nathan Thompson
Idk, id leave him right now if I had enough of a reason. Im at a dystopian point in my life. Ever since I almost died in a car wreck ive been contemplating life.
Andrew Wright
You will have to elaborate now, user. You can't just say that and expect to get away with it.
Noah Green
I got t boned at an intersection and my car fliped and rolled 3 times and landed in someones front yard.
Did you cause any damage to yourself? How old are you? Were you happy with your boyfriend before the accident?
Connor Garcia
I got a gash on my arm from the all air bags deploying, im 24 and this happened like a month ago and I havent been happy for a while.
Easton Diaz
It doesn't look to me like you almost died, user. Is the scar too bad? Don't you think it's cold to be with someone just because you don't have a reason to leave him?
Angel Wilson
Meh, I like him but I dont like him. I just want more than sitting on a couch watching tv while hes on his computer. Thats all we do. It was a freak accident, the only reason I didnt get hurt worse is because im 5'1 and just dangled with the seatbelt on
That sounds pretty tedious, yeah, but it's not so bad. Doing things get tedious too. Have you talked to him about stop being on his computer all day? I assume those are pics of the car. Post the scar now.
Hudson Rivera
Yep, already talked about it. Nothing ever changes. Its been 5 years of the same cycle. The scar is about 3 inches long. I hate when people ask me if I hurt myself cooking. And driving sucks because sometimes I freak out and honk at people and swerve out of the way even when they dont do anything because im scared theyll hit me.
Do you have to drive? If you don't need to maybe you should stop for a while. Just tell your boyfriend you almost died and you need him now. Tell him to be your man and take care of you. It's not so bad.
Cooper Bell
I-s 6 inches really the average?
Aiden Howard
>fuck friend at that point you might as well just get a prostitute
Jayden Watson
Kek, he was there when the ambulance picked me up and helped call for my car getting towed. When I got out of the emergency room and he drove me home, I cooked him dinner that night and made a joke about how he should just propose already and he just laughed and said no.
Nolan Reyes
>he just laughed and said no. So is that why you're actually pissed?
Henry Carter
Im not pissed, I just want a family and a husband before I hit 30 and thats not going to happen with him, I guess.
Lucas Reyes
No, that's the nice average that prevents people from jumping in front of trains. In the western world 7 inch is the average across the people who actually have sex and everything under 5 is tiny.
Carson Sullivan
Just harvest his cum everyday. Make sure he creampies you balls deep. It sounds like a baby would spice up your boring relationship
Ryder Evans
Yeah, but I meant that's why you're depressed, because he doesn't care for you the way you want him to. Do you care for him though or were you just putting your plans into him because he was already there?
Jason Fisher
>In the western world 7 inch is the average across the people who actually have sex and everything under 5 is tiny. What do you get from making up dumb shit? When it gets so bitter is not funny anymore.
Hudson Jenkins
Am I missing something here? I'm a little above 7 inches yet feel so average to small tier
Jacob Reyes
People who boast about their dick size usually have few other things going for themselves i.e. niggers.
Kayden Brooks
>and the whole class, in awe of his bravery, erupted with applause
Sebastian Foster
Hint: you're a homosexual
Jose Collins
>>She says she is sorry and gives me a half assed blowjob to make up for it. I don't even fathom dating mechanics anymore
>Hint: you're a homosexual This. What a fag story that was.
Matthew Bell
Lmao at car normies. You didnt survive due to some miracles its just that car safety technology has come a long way. Most modern cars have heavily reinforced car chassis as strong as a roll cage. If you ever watch rally some of these cars fall off cliffs and the drivers walk away just fine
Noah Miller
Well, she's obviously a giant fucking whore.
Ethan Flores
Was your new friend saying that to embarrass you when they found out that it wasn't as big as he said? Did he do it as a prank? Sounds fucked up to me. Some "friend"
