How hard do I have to squint to no longer look like eggman?
Squintcel
Elijah Phillips
Hudson Gomez
i did a blast and cruise and made an effort to perma-squinch whenever i left the house, a few months in i didn't even need to consciously do it and the muscles around my eyes had hypertrophied to provide better support
would recommend roids and a perma-squint routine for any fellow squintcels
Jonathan Nelson
>t.
Parker Bennett
Whatever happened to Eggman? I don't see updates from him much anymore.
Aaron Diaz
What's the equivalent of squinting for girls ?
Joshua Fisher
ascended
Bentley Myers
He got a girlfriend pre sure. Not surprising desu, he just needed to figure out how to style his hair and dress and he passed for 5/10
Nolan Fisher
Holy fuck, I literally have no excuse
Dominic Green
I was thinking the same thing.
Just clean yourself up, get in shape, do some hobbies that you're passionate about and eventually someone will come.
t. Going on a date with a grill I met doing musical plays, teacher introduced us and we hit it off
Oliver Lopez
>dude just shower and dress nicer bro
Colton Jackson
Yup, aim to become the best version of yourself. I'm tall, lanky skinnyfat dyel with average or below average face and I'm still seeing someone.
Jace Torres
Her hand looks like a mr potato head one
Evan Ramirez
>eggman has a girlfriend
There is hope for everyone of us
Brody Powell
reminder that incel is a reddit term and only a faggot accuses everyone else for being unsuccessful in life
Blake Peterson
He looks fine there, it seems that maybe all that lookism shit isn't a waste of time.
Nathaniel Fisher
He got a hapa girlfriend who was camwhoring and banging other guys for the entirety of their relationship while he was working 2 jobs 80 hours a week. Now he just streams and makes videos.
Blake Ortiz
He has snapchat and posts on it every other day or so
Jeremiah Torres
>just work out bro!
James Rogers
i agree
these kids had no role models and are constatly fed bullshit about how sex/romance works from literally everyone, of course they're going to be pissed at the world
you can only fail so many times, having done 100% as you're told, before losing your shit
Jonathan Peterson
lips wrong
eyes too far apart, uneven size
hairline too hight
eyebrows too thin
chin too narrow
skin colour jaundiced
ears wrong
cheeks wrong
jawline wrong
you tried but not very hard
Easton Clark
Christopher Ross
Woah, so you're that epic photoshop pro everyone's been talking about?
Jace Richardson
What IS squinting for guys? I don't understand.
Lucas Gutierrez
hahahaha holy shit nigga hahahaha wow
Owen Rogers
the guy on the right just needs to focus on delts and traps to be passable
Luis Torres
is this legit? im tired of perma-squinting just to look human