ITT: Autistic fitness things you do
>refer to getting sunlight as extracting vitamin d
>pretend my body is a voltron and consciously think of each muscle involved when I do any activity
ITT: Autistic fitness things you do
Anthony Adams
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Gavin Morgan
>call the gym the iron temple and pretend we are worshippers to the fitness gods who are all hunks
Kayden Hall
I always line up the handles on the plates before lifting or l feel like something will go horribly wrong
Oliver Sullivan
rock back and forth while avoiding eye contact with others between sets.
Levi Peterson
Dance between sets
Grunt using the valvalsa maneuver
Worst of all, overhead press in the squat rack
Josiah Gonzalez
>exclusively use lockers that have repeating digits on them
Liam Richardson
>OHP in the squat rack
Lmao same.
Cameron Howard
When I'm alone, I like to pretend I'm doing Rei's attacks in silence after I finish curling.
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Charles Nelson
oh shit, never thought of doing that, i've been missing on life
Eli Collins
take way too much time mentally prepping when i attempt dl pr's
at this point i think its actually hurting my attempts
Michael Butler
pretending im ever gonna be the slender femboy of my dreams
Blake Green
OHP in the squat rack
Curl in the squat rack
Anthony Scott
>call spinach "iron"
>call green beans "zinc"
>I say "the pamp", "yeah buddy" and "lightweight baby" when doing non-gym related things
>also say em in the gym
>practice deadlift form when lifting stuff from the ground
>pretend I'm box squatting every time I get up from a seat
Benjamin Ortiz
>not tapping your feet at lightspeed
Aaron Butler
I just tried the last one and almost tore off the desk of my table.
Ethan Fisher
Where else can you OHP? I hit the top of the power cage if I do it in there.
Ayden Carter
>>practice deadlift form when lifting stuff from the ground
That's actually a good thing to be doing
Samuel Cox
I eat the same meal 3-4 times every day for a week at a time
Wyatt Cook
After sets I walk around the weight room 3 times. If I can't walk a lap in the weight room because of other people I stare at the poster which highlights all the muscles in your body. It doesn't help that this poster is literally in the corner of the room so it looks like I'm a retard staring into a corner
During my cardio warm ups I frequently make poot-poot mouth noises
James Brown
you can clean it off the ground, but it kind of sucks to bring it down if you can't drop it
Eli Myers
For my last set, I play this on full blast
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Right before the beat kicks in, I actually say “Awaken my masters!” before lifting. Finish my set. Walk out of the gym with this still playing, imagining I’m Wamu.
Tyler Morales
Whenever an uncomfortable or embarrassing memory comes to the fore front of my mind I repeat ‘let’s go boys’ uncontrollably. Whyyyyyyy
Aaron Thomas
Kek, good work user
Brandon Clark
I pretend to power up DBZ style before doing heavy sets