I’m at the pub and some 30 year old “big time” local drug dealer just punched me from behind then head butted me

Find his most common and secluded pathway he takes, ambush him with a baseball bat and break his fucking knees and ribs.

No guns here :^(
Not that I would ever shoot anyone anyway

You're never going to "win" a fight with this guy, he's a career criminal. What do you think will happen, you beat him up and then he decides he doesn't need the money and apologies? If you don't kill him he's just going to escalate the violence against you or your friend. If you really want to fight someone, beat up your junkie friend.

>update
Apparently I’m not leaving here without broken limbs (3rd party). I could knock this old cunt out I’m scared of the ramifications though

is this a dubs decide what you do thread?

Then try ti enjoy getting your brains bashed in when you get gang raped by 5 guys with cricket bats.

he started this shit fuck him up

It's moments like that make me appreciate my life. Things don't always go my way, but at least I'm not stuck in a pub with a drug dealer threatening to kick my ass.

sounds legit

Yeah that’s the Bayview for ya. Sounded made up when I typed it but it’s legit

Grab something you can use to defend yourself with, go to the bathroom and wait for him or them to follow you.

Because of a few things you said, I'm guessing you're in the UK. Which means you have no right to self defense or to peaceably carry a weapon for that purpose, so you're unarmed and completely vulnerable to a career criminal and his buddies. Shitholes like that encourage shitheads like him.
But since you're in a no-self-defense-allowed zone, your best option seems to be to allow yourself to be humiliated a little, beg for mercy, go tell your friend to pay this guy, and stay home for the next few months.

This is a time when I would actually tell my mom and ask for help. Ask her to pick you up from the pub in future so your not left alone. Other than that you could get her to have a word with the guy threatening you.

Good luck user.

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Try and leave. If he confronts you then HIT HIM FIRST. This the most important thing to win a fight. One straight punch to his nose the moment he gets up in your face to knock him cold.

This. Britbongs BTFO.
Just bomb the entire continent, europe is shit now

Fuck that. Take your pint and grip it like brass knuckles. Make sure a stool or chair is nearby. When you have to, go fucking berserk. Insane level flipping out, thrashing, arse-whipping crazy. That triples your odds.

user why are still asking autists on an anime forum what to do fight him already pussy

Smash a fucking bottle in his face you bitch
But if you’re gonna do that be sure you kill him and call it self defense
Otherwise when he gets out of the hospital he’ll sicc his niggers on you

You know what to do.

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If I glass the cunt I’ll go to jail or get killed by his dealer mates

Tell him that drugs are bad for you and that he is a very bad man
Then walk away

do this

I think he’s left, might be waiting out the front though

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yup out the front, wish me luck bros probably not gonna check in again

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Also, strip bare ass naked before you fight too, really helps sell the insanity intimidation factor.

>just punched me from behind then head butted me.
>What do Jow Forums?

Well it's too late, because "what do" is you kick the fucking shit out of him right there on the spot, not crawl into a corner to post on your phone and ask Jow Forums what you should do. Obviously you're about to go outside and get your shit pushed in, fucking manlet.

Steal a car, run him over, set car on fire.
Start volunteering in local animal shelter to remove guilt of stealing a car.

goodluck and Godspeed.
this reminds me why i dont go to bars.

RIP OP

>pub
You should own a gun and not associate with people who depend on others.
but you're english and guns are banned just like spoons.

If he's with his friends you're probably going to get hurt either way.
When they initiate violence go straight for the dealer and just go nuts on him.
May as well do your best to take him down with you.
Even in bongistan where the law is ludicrously unjust, they can't blame you for fighting back when it's 5 to 1

That looks like a real shithole. Why don't you hang out where monied adults do instead of dug-abusing children?

Op say the syahada out load and shout allahuakbar while marching out of the club. If you die, it will most certainly makes the news and everyone involved and the club will be jihaded

Did op died

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I go to a lot of pubs, I’ve been in a couple fight. Honestly it just came to mind to ask /fits/ opinion. I know it’s weird

Pedestrian reply.

I better read in the aussie news that some 30 year old pub goer whose family assures us is a good bloke got the shit beaten out of him

Nah checked out the front and no ones there. If I can make it home (half hour walk) I’ll be roiiight

Holy lel, Britburkas are pathetic

You lost your chance.
If you really are 1/2/3/4 you should have grabbed him right after he hit you and OHP'd him mercilessly until he was too humiliated to show his face ever again.

>I want to smash him but apparently he’s well hard.
You forgot to say "no homo".

How can he be in the UK if it's daytime right know over there?
OP is probably Australian or something.

glass them too

It's daytime here in the UK, this guy is in australia or new zealand

Dude grab his balls and dont let go, rip them off. Be a dirty cunt.

>His punches had no effect btw
Obviously they did because you are on here whining about it. You are a fucking pussy and i hope he blows your brains out next time.

which bar in aus looks familiar

>If you can't beat up a 30 year old, that's pretty pathetic.
What are you talking about. You can't beat up a 30 year old. You can't even beat a girl up you fucking fat wimp.

OP: If you need to ask what to do in this situation, you're not going to do it anyways. If you were a man you would never have pulled your phone out during such a threat. If I were you, after being assaulted, I would leave the bar and call the police. If that's not an option, buy 2 bottles of beer and approach the target like you bought him a beer to make nice. Bottle him as soon as you get the chance. Then grab the closest bottle and do it once more. Leave the pub afterwards.

But you won't do anything you fucking worm.

>dangerous drug dealer
>glassing him in front of his gang

Call the police or glass them. which one is it? They’re pretty bloody different

Wait a week or two.
Gather as much information.

Either you or someone else call the law enforcement with anonymous tip. Dont give any of your info.

Rat out the guy.

Bitch slap that bitch with all your mighty power

youtu.be/N_R-QyAsVVA

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YUCK
how do you people live in America with this shit constantly going on

You gotta do something crazy so the others get scared and fuck off
Like bite his nose or lips off

When he and his friends come up to you to bate you, smash him with a bottle/ glass/ ashtray before he can say or do anything. Do what you can with the rest but realistically you're not getting out of this unhurt. Tell everything to the police, including the threats to break your legs.

>that guy yelling worldstar
Lifting weights won't help you in a fight. Avoid a confrontation, but if you absolutely must fight, go for the balls, then run and call the police. You NEVER know if they have knives or shit.

CALL THE POLICE AND TELL THEM A MAN YOU DO NOT KNOW HAS ASSAULTED YOU AND IS THREATENING TO BREAK YOUR LEGS OVER A DRUG DEBT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT

The best revenge is watching him do time

This is new york city
Anyone that actually lives there is either a foreigner, nigger, or giga rich jew that doesn’t take public transit

It’s a shame that you let your best most famous city go to shit.
Sydney was overtaken by asians but at least they’re passive and not violent

Section 8 housing programs moved niggers all over the country, they used to be isolated in the south where we could still keep them on leashes
Now they push for higher taxes and more welfare ruining wherever they go

Is OP kill?

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Probably would have benched him if someone had a spare towel, don’t wanna sweat on the tables

>update
I’m fine. Apparently he fucks with people like this a lot. My “friend” paid him weeks ago. Apparently he’ll relax when he’s not drunk and forget about it
I feel like a pussy but probably saved myself getting stabbed.
At least I still had a fun night and his attacks did zero damage

This but make sure to take pics before you make your move and post them here.

If the drug dealer turned out to be a Muslim or any other minority OP's life is fucked

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He’s white
No muslims or anything where I live just white people

Where is this magical place?

Big beach place about an hour north of Sydney

This

>I’m scared of the ramifications though
That's just inexperience talking.

youtube.com/watch?v=LdWEyB_b-MY

Watch this to get in the mood.

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This. All these retards acting like he's just gonna lay there and surrender and his boys won't do shit. Even if nothing happens after, he will find you and seriously harm you.

Please tell me her penis is feminine

>Smash his head in
>Get charged with assault
>Go to prison
>Get those sick prison gains
>Get those sick bootyhole gains
>?????
>Post pics of post jail body and anus on Jow Forums and receive praise for having what we all want

OP you have a golden opportunity