> tfw male
> 5'0" (you read that right)
> tfw dislocated both knees and required surgery that stunted growth
> tfw shorter than every girl I see
you will never understand how much my life sucks Jow Forums
pic related what i face on a daily basis
tfw male
Eli Jenkins
Lucas Nguyen
Your only choice is to find a nice midget girlfriend and have midget kids with her.
Seriously, all of my girlfriends like guys noticeably taller than them. I'm only 162 cm tall but I'll never go for anyone under 175cm minimum.
Christopher Rodriguez
GO ALL YOUR SAVING ON CRYPTO,STOP LIFTING, CASH OUT YOUR GAINS THEN FIND A QT TRAP BF
Aiden Howard
5'2ish here user, I feel your pain
Austin Price
Fuck, im 5'8" and I feel bad already. Stay strong kid.
Samuel Price
> Do a ridiculously high-dose cycle
> Blast and cruise year round for the next 4 years
> Paint black raccoon eyes on your face
> Surgically implant fibre whiskers into your nose cartilage
> Stand 5'0", 200lbs and shredded
> Wear a cape and only go out at night and beat the shit out of muggers, thieves and gang members
> Use the manholes as entry/exit points to your city's sewer system, a.k.a. your secret transportation route
> Soon reports of a small, whiskered, jacked as fuck vigilante rodent-man flood the newspapers and local television stations
> Become a legendary crusader of justice known as the "Swole Mole"
> Spout catchphrases before every criminal beatdown like "Time to chew the roots of the evil bush" and "I burrow in dirt, but you're about to get hurt"
> Archenemies start popping up around the city like "The Gardener" with his rake of rape, and "Bubba Flood" with his evil scheme to fill the sewers with saltwater, rendering your transportation network useless
> Use gadgets like Carrot Darts and clear rooms of henchmen with your protein gas blasts
OP why are you still here, go do that or you're wasting an extremely valuable opportunity.
Brandon Bell
>I burrow in dirt, but you're about to get hurt.
Gavin Taylor
>S
Ethan Young
>shorter than every girl
Not true, I dated and lived with a 4'11 russian girl that I fucked 1-2 times a day for about 9 months.
Matthew Richardson
Are you 5'0?
Mason Hall
this desu
Aaron Lee
my sides are in orbit
Liam Moore
No I'm 5'9.
Robert Reyes
>
Ayden Nguyen
I know a dude who's 4'10" and not a midget by medical diagnosis. He's been in a relationship with his girlfriend for the past 13 years and loves his life.
Owen Brooks
dont watch the argentinean movie "corazon de leon", it might hit you in the feels in the wrong way.
William Howard
I think i'm dying
Leo Butler
M
S W O L E
L
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Luis Foster
Put me in the screencap
Thomas Hernandez
god fucking dammit
Parker Harris
Nicholas Hill
i laughed so hard at that line that my neck hurts
Michael Roberts
Wtf I want to become a Swole Mole now
Jeremiah Butler
>First time on this board after half a year.
>See this first
Never change Jow Forums never change
Grayson Walker
absolutely incredible
Justin Sanders
Jow Forums is back, baby
Jordan Turner
samefag
still a good kek tho
Brandon Roberts
you dont have a choice now OP
Charles Adams
Lots of newfags in this thread
Anthony King
mole mode is now the ideal male body type
you may not like it, but it's what peak performance looks like
Mason Evans
Always gets me when I see this.
Thomas Reyes
I'm cancelling my cut, going for full mole mode.
Grayson Morales
Godspeed, mole man.
Jose Sanchez
>2018
>not mole mode
Oliver Lopez
well look at it this way
literally nobody besides males your height can cosplay as elves and dwarfs as well as you can
Nicholas Kelly
Same fag or not you got my giggles
Daniel Jenkins
It is the year of the mole, my friend.
Aiden Thompson
> tfw mole
Isaac Walker
holy shit kek
Grayson Sullivan
I've seen this exact thread with exact same response. Did you just retype everything from a screencap, OP?
William Nelson
MOLE MODE HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAH MY FUCKING SIDES ARE GONE