>you must be a football player!
>anything involving "big boy"
ITT compliments that boosted your confidence
>a twink at work grabbed my arm
>"oh my, user, you need to go to the gym less!"
door to door salesnigger trying to get me to switch electricity providers
>you have nice eyes
>you look athetlic. did you wrestle in high school?
but i'm sure it was a weird homoerotic sales tactic.
>You're tall
>I haven't seen someone with blonde hair and blue eyes in a long time
I hate big cities desu
>yea i guess your dick was decent
>at least you're not shorter than me
>you're already too big, are you going to get bigger?
Feels... good?
>You have the most beautiful eyelashes
>Your body is so masculine (hairy n swole ftw)
>you're really sweet
>"you're cheating on someone with me"
>"did you used to play football? wrestle?"
>"seriously how are you real"?"
>"your arms are bigger than my legs!"
>my eyes are blue around the edges and green in the middle with tiny bit of brown at the very center
>people tell me I have pretty eyes a lot
i received compliments like that ever since i was like 13 years old and i was always the biggest/strongest in my grade and probably even 1 or 2 grades above throughout school. my self esteem is still dogshit tho so wtf did i do wrong. it's like those "compliments" went in one ear and out the ear, i just never took them as a good thing
>You have spiritual eyes
Spirit of my cock in your nose bitch
>Your BO smells like we need to rent a hotel room right the fuck now
this is gay but I like it
Hearing the "did you play sports" one makes me feel like a bubby retard on the inside
>you're so tall
>oh shit you're ripped
>your butt/thighs/arms are so big
>you have pretty eyes/eyebrows
>you hit so hard
>I love your voice user
>I have always appreciated Anons eyelashes
>Haha ur a big guy
>He looks like a teddy bear
My sister: wow, your butt has gotten really big
These threads should require you to post body with your response. Would make this 10x more entertaining
Absolutely agree. Make Jow Forums mediocre again.
These threads are useless LARPing without pixx
I can't help but laugh a little every time. "I played baseball in high school" always leads them to comment on my butt/calves.
>I haven't seen someone with blonde hair and blue eyes in a long time
Feel bad for you
>I haven't seen someone with blonde hair and blue eyes in a long time
t.America
>"your arms are bigger than my legs! are you on steroids?"
was my favourite I've gotten