Give me one good reason why I shouldn't buy some beer right now

1. Proofs?
2. It's more likely because rich people have a drink or two every day to a greater extent, and it's actually being rich that causes all those positive things.

Also worth nothing that beer drinkers are significantly thinner than non-drinkers.

All from large studies, one study had over million people

>All from large studies, one study had over million people

Please gibe DOI.

Yea what you're saying is worth nothing. Wonder who could behind this post.

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When kept in moderation, slight buzz no hangovers you'll get all the great benefits with little to none downside.

Steroid users and such cannot drink they often try to talk other people into soberity because jealous

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I've personally been drinking daily past 1500 days

That's the theory I've had for a while, I also think the quality of the booze involved probably factors in too, two glasses of top shelf wine or whiskey vs two shots of vodka that could double as paint thinner?

1. Increases estrogen. You lifted lately? Say goodbye to your gains.

2. Makes you feel like shit in the morning.

3. Empty calories.

4. Gives you nothing a good workout couldn't give you.

5. Makes you smell awful.

6. Makes you dumber.

7. Makes you an easier target for fugly girls.

8. Bad for your liver.

9. Bad for your complexion.

10. Beer gut.

Most benefits come from beer and wine. They have vitamins and anti-oxidants in them. Especially dark craft beers are super healthy

I need the DOI please.

Buy whiskey instead

>claims made by the busch institution of moderate drinking.

I've heard drinking Budweiser increases your chances at fucking hot chicks and acquiring cash too.

Lmao get a load of this addict cope

Hedon, think about something past fleeting pleasure

>2. Makes you feel like shit in the morning.
only if you are occasional teenager drinkers and
not daily moderate drinkers

>3. Empty calories.
no fat so just the opposite of empty calories

>4. Gives you nothing a good workout couldn't give you.
that's an opinion

6. Makes you dumber.
Quite the opposite. Moderate drinkers have significantly better cognitive functioning at older age, less alzheimers and such. In general regular drinkers have higher iq

10. Beer gut.
A total myth

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Link studies or stfu

Stay with the beer. Beer is continuous blood, a continuous lover.

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Rationalize away your addiction faggot.

>no fat so just the opposite of empty calories
Literally no nutrition from alcohol. It's up there with eating ash.

>that's an opinion

It's a fact you faggot. A good workout releases endorphins/dopamine/serotonin (feel good chemicals) it also increases testosterone and its objectively better for your health.

>Quite the opposite. Moderate drinkers have significantly better cognitive functioning at older age, less alzheimers and such. In general regular drinkers have higher iq

Get the fuck out of here with your pseudoscience that's probably been tampered with by big alcohol. Cigarettes used to be good for you too.

>A total myth

Being this delusional.

>coping with being an alcoholic this hard
You should not drink alcohol daily. Not even "moderately". It is literally poision and carbs with no nutritional value.

>Literally no nutrition from alcohol. It's up there with eating ash.

It's liquid bread. Doesnt get much healthier than that. Vitamins, some carbs, no fat. Very tasty and fullfilling, hell, you could almost replace your meals with the beer!

>It's a fact you faggot. A good workout releases endorphins/dopamine/serotonin (feel good chemicals) it also increases testosterone and its objectively better for your health.

I dont feel any of that. But i feel the buzz, and i like it.

Being this delusional.

Based on empirical evidence

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It's liquid bread. Doesnt get much healthier than that. Vitamins, some carbs, no fat. Very tasty and fullfilling, hell, you could almost replace your meals with the beer!

>Because bread is healthy

OK, confirmed troll. I'm out.

>1. Increases estrogen. You lifted lately? Say goodbye to your gains.
if you drink more than 3 beers everyday you will see hormonal imbalances such as these, chugging a few on the weekends will have no such effects.

>2. Makes you feel like shit in the morning.
Only if you over do it and even then you can spend some time when you get home drinking water and peeing a few times, flushing the alcohol out of the system and rehydrating negates the hangover. If you drink oj its even better.

>3. Empty calories.
Irrefutable, but all fun tasty things have a price to pay. Hell, even living is dying.

>4. Gives you nothing a good workout couldn't give you.
Drinking and working have no correlation in outcomes, this is just retarded. Maybe liquid courage vs feeling-good-about-yourself courage.

>5. Makes you smell awful.
Only if you drink so much that you start to emanate alcohol through your skin. Thats hobbo level drinking my dude.

>6. Makes you dumber.
Drinking moderately does not kill brain cells. If you are referring to the momentary dumbness, guess what? its momentary and part of the fun of being drunk.

>7. Makes you an easier target for fugly girls.
Only if you drink too much. Even then, a hole is a hole, some virgins around here could use a little lowering of the standards.

>8. Bad for your liver.
In excess, seriously most of these points are only valid if you are getting yourself blasted with booze everyday or having blackouts every weekend.

>9. Bad for your complexion.
This could be, never looked into it.

>10. Beer gut.
If you are sedentary, yes. Considering we are in a water carrying nigerian parliament, no.

Why should I?

unless youre a professional athlete with top tier genetics a beer wont do shit to your """gains""""
lmao all these dyel nerds are afaid of drinking a beer

>Only if you drink so much that you start to emanate alcohol through your skin. Thats hobbo level drinking my dude.

Not true, 90% of alcohol is metabolized by respiration (breathing.) You might not think you smell awful because you have the bias of breathing it out constantly so you don't notice.

so something that would be solved by a tic-tac/not breathing into other peoples faces?

i guess i was confused because of how irrelevant the actual point was.

It's poison

>Give me one good reason why I shouldn't buy some beer right now.

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Kills test
Turns off growth hormones
Dehydrates body
Reduces healing killing gains

i don't get it

oh holy shit he passed away, you guys are fast with the news man

pretty eery that my post ended on 112 (emergency number of Sweden)

nigga dead

i feel whiskey makes my face bloat more than beer does for some reason

wine > beer
prove me wrong

wine causes me a headache due to suflates or something

time for evening's 'first bite' anyways now

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